American Apparel Ad Girls
Courtney Lyrics

Oh, ooh, ooh, oh
Expressing enjoyment or excitement, no deeper meaning

I like it when you don't touch my hair
I prefer if you do not touch my hair

Chapstick and mascara
Cosmetics I use

Dawson's 50 load weekend
A reference to adult film actor Dawson and his ability to perform in many scenes

Anus
A sexual reference

Laser hair removal
A cosmetic procedure

Willam... Perhaps?
A reference to drag queen Willam Belli

We know it when you're creeping
We can tell when someone is spying on us

You know (?) is there
There is something in the air that is noticeable

So, please, feel free to like us
We welcome your attention and approval

And buy these tops we wear
Please purchase merchandise from us

These ill shirts
These excellent shirts

Oh my God, I'm on that t-shirt
Excitement at seeing oneself on a t-shirt

They're good shirts
The shirts are of high quality

Fag swag
A reference to clothing popular amongst LGBTQ+ individuals

This merchandise is for sale
Advertising that merchandise is available to purchase

Sickening
An exclamatory phrase to express admiration

Bisexual uber-drivers
A reference to individuals who drive for the rideshare company Uber and identify as bisexual

Tell me about it
An expression of interest or agreement

My voice
Possibly a reference to the sound of one's voice

Lupita n'yongo
A reference to actress Lupita Nyong'o

Delicious
An exclamatory phrase to express approval or admiration

The courtney act patented lubing technique
A reference to a sexual technique supposedly invented or used by Courtney Act

You play the saxophone?
A question inquiring if someone plays saxophone

I thought you said you said you were good at sex
A humorous comment or sexual innuendo

Alaska... 5000
A reference to drag queen Alaska Thunderfuck 5000

(?) Pantyhose without any runs (no runs)
An incomplete phrase, possibly a reference to wearing pantyhose with no snags

Feeling my oats when I'm out with gia gunn
Feeling confident and empowered when in the presence of drag queen Gia Gunn

Queens with old school names like nicole paige brooks
Referencing drag queens with classic or traditional names, such as Nicole Paige Brooks

And having mathu anderson beating your face
A reference to makeup artist Mathu Andersen applying cosmetics to one's face

Being tucked continuously for a month
A reference to tucking one's genitals for an extended period of time

Or being one of the american apparel ad girls
Preferring to be a model in American Apparel advertisements

Being one of the american apparel ad girls...
Continuation of the above thought

Know what I mean?
A rhetorical question, seeking agreement or understanding

I like britney spears serving 2007
A reference to the style and persona of Britney Spears in 2007

Oh, I love it when it smells like your mom
A humorous or sexual comment

Washes your clothes
Someone who does one's laundry

I like ariana grande so much I wanna
Expressing admiration or affection for Ariana Grande

Order an ariana venti
A joking reference to ordering a large cup of coffee at Starbucks

I like turtles
A random or nonsensical comment

I like people who are pretty in their
Expressing appreciation for people who are beautiful in their own unique way

Own unique way, so... No
A strange or abrupt ending to a thought

I like your pussy
A sexual comment

I like happy cow
A reference to the brand of butter or dairy products

I like it when you drink an espresso
A random comment or observation about someone's coffee consumption

And you have to poop immediately
A humorous or crude observation about the effects of coffee

We know it when you're creeping
Repeated from earlier

You know (?) is there
Repeated from earlier

So, please, feel free to like us
Repeated from earlier

And buy these tops we wear
Repeated from earlier

These ill shirts
Repeated from earlier

They're good shirt, baby
Repeated from earlier

Sickening
Repeated from earlier

That's all
End of the song