My Bob
Cows Lyrics


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It seems it's almost eight o'clock
It's time to visit my friend Bob
Pretty soon they'll lock him in
In this hick town that is the law
But I run, I make it there on time
It's four dollars ninety, keep the dime
I smuggle him home in the dark
Bob's my best friend - that's no lie

My Bob, he always looks surprised
My Bob makes me one of the guys
My Bob, one friend who never lies
My Bob, he can no longer see
My Bob lost face to technology
My Bob, he opens up to me
My Bob, he's smarter than he looks
My Bob gave better than he took
My Bob, we kiss until I puke

My Bob is always cold to me
But it is not because he's mean
I always take him how he comes
I have to cuz he's cheap
Sir Bobs and I'm almost there
My friends, they all want me to share
They curse me as I throw him out
But Bob's all mine, so I don't care

My Bob he's sitting right on top
My Bob, can't see him 'til he pops
My Bob, he's always in my thoughts
My Bob, he takes the easy route
My Bob, he slips into my mouth
My Bob, he always knocks me out
My Bob, he always makes me think
My Bob looks better when I drink
My Bob, he is the missing link

My Bob, he's hard to keep lit
My Bob, he's making me talk shit
My Bob, everything he does is tits
My Bob, he always understands
My Bob, he makes me ejaculate
My Bob, he makes me handsome, yeah




My Bob, he never stays too late
My Bob, he's filling, he tastes great

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Cows' song My Bob may seem puzzling at first, but they are in fact an ode to a beloved drug, most likely marijuana. The singer of the song is preparing to visit their friend Bob before he is locked up for the night in their small town. They pay $4.90 for their drug, and smuggle it home in the dark. The singer extols the virtues of Bob throughout the song, describing how he makes them feel included ("One of the guys"), smarter than they look, and even handsome. Bob is portrayed as a loyal friend who never lies, but who is also a little hard to keep lit - another reference to smoking marijuana.


The singer also describes a sexual component to their relationship with Bob - they "kiss until I puke" and Bob "makes me ejaculate." Despite humorous elements like these, the song ultimately portrays a deep sense of affection for the drug Bob - "he always makes me think" and "he is the missing link." The repeated refrain of "My Bob" underscores the singer's emotional bond with the drug.


Line by Line Meaning

It seems it's almost eight o'clock
The singer realizes it's nearly time to visit Bob


It's time to visit my friend Bob
The singer plans to visit their friend Bob


Pretty soon they'll lock him in
Bob will be locked up soon due to the law in their town


In this hick town that is the law
The law that Bob will be locked up due to is specific to their small town


But I run, I make it there on time
The artist rushes to make it to Bob's before he is locked up


It's four dollars ninety, keep the dime
The singer pays a specific amount of money to smuggle Bob out


I smuggle him home in the dark
The singer sneaks Bob out and brings him home secretly


Bob's my best friend - that's no lie
The artist considers Bob to be their best friend


My Bob, he always looks surprised
Bob has a surprised expression on his face often


My Bob makes me one of the guys
Bob makes the artist feel included and part of the group of friends


My Bob, one friend who never lies
The singer trusts Bob because they believe he never lies


My Bob, he can no longer see
Bob has lost his eyesight


My Bob lost face to technology
Bob lost his eyesight due to technological advances


My Bob, he opens up to me
Bob confides in the singer and shares his thoughts with them


My Bob, he's smarter than he looks
Bob is more intelligent than he appears


My Bob gave better than he took
Bob was a generous person who gave more than they received


My Bob, we kiss until I puke
The relationship between the artist and Bob is physical and intense


My Bob is always cold to me
Bob is emotionally distant and unresponsive towards the singer


But it is not because he's mean
Bob's coldness is not due to him being mean


I always take him how he comes
The artist accepts Bob the way he is


I have to cuz he's cheap
The artist cannot afford to have a better friend than Bob


Sir Bobs and I'm almost there
The artist and Bob have a close relationship and are almost at their destination


My friends, they all want me to share
The singer's friends want to be included in the relationship between the singer and Bob


They curse me as I throw him out
The artist's friends are upset when the artist throws Bob away


But Bob's all mine, so I don't care
The singer values their special relationship with Bob more than their friends' opinions


My Bob he's sitting right on top
Bob is close to the singer and they are physical together


My Bob, can't see him 'til he pops
Bob is not visible until he is ready to be used


My Bob, he's always in my thoughts
The artist thinks about Bob often


My Bob, he takes the easy route
Bob tends to choose the easiest option


My Bob, he slips into my mouth
Bob is a drug that the singer uses


My Bob, he always knocks me out
Bob makes the singer pass out


My Bob, he always makes me think
The artist's drug use causes them to think differently


My Bob looks better when I drink
The artist enjoys using Bob more when they are consuming alcohol


My Bob, he is the missing link
Bob is something that the artist needed in their life


My Bob, he's hard to keep lit
Bob is difficult to use effectively


My Bob, he's making me talk shit
Bob is causing the artist to speak poorly or disrespectfully


My Bob, everything he does is tits
The singer is very satisfied with their use of Bob


My Bob, he always understands
The singer feels like Bob is the only one who truly understands them


My Bob, he makes me ejaculate
Bob creates a physical response in the singer


My Bob, he makes me handsome, yeah
The artist believes that Bob makes them more attractive


My Bob, he never stays too late
Bob's effects do not last for very long


My Bob, he's filling, he tastes great
The singer enjoys the sensation of using Bob




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