Anything Goes
Craig Rubano Lyrics


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Times have changed
And we've ofter rewound the clock
Since the puritans got a shock
When they landed on Plymouth rock
If today any shock they might try to stem
'Stead of landing of Plymouth rock
Plymouth rock would land on them
In olden days a glimpse of stocking
Was looked on as something shocking
But now God knows
Anything goes

Good authors to
Who once knew better words
Now only use four letter words
Writing prose
Anything goes

If driving fast cars you like
If low bars you like
If old hymns you like
If bare limbs you like
If Mae West you like
Or me undressed you like
Why nobody will oppose

When every night
The set thats smart
Is intruding on nudist parties
In studios
Anything goes

When Mrs. Ned McClean God bless her
Can get Russian reds to yes her
Than I suppose
Anything goes

When Rockafeller still can hoard
Enough money to let Max Gordon
Produce his shows
Anything goes

The world has gone mad today
And good's bad today
And black's white today
And days night today
And that gent today
You gave a cent today
Once owned several chateaux

When folks
Who still can ride in Jitney's
Find out Vanderbilts and Whitney's
Lack baby clo'es
Anything goes

When Sam Goldwyn
Can with great conviction
Instruct Anna Sten in diction
Than Anna shows
Anything goes

When you hear that
Lady Mendl standing up
Now turns a handspring landing up
On her toes
Anything goes

Just think of those shocks you've got
And those knocks you've got
And those blues you've got
From those news you've got
And those pains you've got
(if any brains you've got)
From those little radios

So Mrs. R.
With all her trimmin's
Can broadcast a bed from Simmon's




Cause Franklin knows
Anything goes

Overall Meaning

The song "Anything Goes" by Craig Rubano is a commentary on the changing social norms and values of society. The first stanza draws a comparison between the Puritan era when a sight of bare flesh was unthinkable and today's society when nudity is no longer taboo. The lyrics then go on to suggest that society is becoming more and more permissive with low bars and old hymns being given equal value to Mae West and undressed bodies. The song highlights how the lines between right and wrong are becoming increasingly blurred.


The second stanza of the song refers to the declining standards in literature, with authors opting for four-letter words rather than better vocabulary. In the third stanza, Rubano talks about how even the wealthy, like Rockafeller, can hoard money and produce shows that defy societal norms. The fourth stanza highlights how the upper-class society has changed, with even those who ride in Jitneys becoming aware of the luxury enjoyed by the Vanderbilts and Whitney's.


The final stanza is a call to accept the changes and shocks of society. It suggests that even Mrs. R, with all her trimmings, can broadcast a bed from Simmons today because Franklin knows that anything goes. Overall, the song highlights the transformation of social norms and encourages people to accept these changes no matter how shocking they may appear to be.


Line by Line Meaning

Times have changed
The current situation is different from what it used to be


And we've ofter rewound the clock
We've often tried to recreate the past


Since the puritans got a shock
Since the puritans were surprised


When they landed on Plymouth rock
When they arrived in the USA


If today any shock they might try to stem
If anyone today tries to resist being shocked


'Stead of landing of Plymouth rock
Instead of arriving in the USA


Plymouth rock would land on them
They would be shocked instead


In olden days a glimpse of stocking
In the past, seeing some stockings was scandalous


Was looked on as something shocking
It was considered offensive


But now God knows
But now who knows


Anything goes
Anything is allowed


Good authors to
Talented writers who


Who once knew better words
Used to have a more extensive vocabulary


Now only use four letter words
Now only use vulgar words


Writing prose
When writing their work


Anything goes
Anything is allowed


If driving fast cars you like
If you enjoy driving fast cars


If low bars you like
If you enjoy dive bars


If old hymns you like
If you like traditional hymns


If bare limbs you like
If you like nudity


If Mae West you like
If you like that particular actress


Or me undressed you like
Or you like me without clothes


Why nobody will oppose
No one will object


When every night
Every night


The set thats smart
The elite people


Is intruding on nudist parties
Attending naked parties


In studios
In recording studios


Anything goes
Anything is allowed


When Mrs. Ned McClean God bless her
When Mrs. Ned McClean, may God bless her,


Can get Russian reds to yes her
Can get communist supporters to agree with her


Than I suppose
Then I guess


Anything goes
Anything is allowed


When Rockafeller still can hoard
When Rockefeller is still able to keep large amounts of money


Enough money to let Max Gordon
Enough money to allow Max Gordon


Produce his shows
To produce his theater productions


Anything goes
Anything is allowed


The world has gone mad today
The world has become crazy today


And good's bad today
What is regarded as good today, is actually bad


And black's white today
What is regarded as black is actually white


And days night today
What is regarded as day is actually night


And that gent today
And that gentleman today


You gave a cent today
You gave a penny today


Once owned several chateaux
Used to own several chateaux


When folks
When people who


Who still can ride in Jitney's
Who can still ride in cheap taxis


Find out Vanderbilts and Whitney's
Discover that the Vanderbilts and Whitney's


Lack baby clo'es
Lack baby clothes


Anything goes
Anything is allowed


When Sam Goldwyn
When the filmmaker Sam Goldwyn


Can with great conviction
Can convincingly


Instruct Anna Sten in diction
Teach Anna Sten how to speak


Than Anna shows
Then Anna speaks


Anything goes
Anything is allowed


When you hear that
When you learn that


Lady Mendl standing up
Lady Mendl standing up


Now turns a handspring landing up
Now does a handspring and lands on her feet


On her toes
On the tips of her toes


Anything goes
Anything is allowed


Just think of those shocks you've got
Just think about all those surprises you've experienced


And those knocks you've got
And all those blows you've received


And those blues you've got
And all those feelings of sadness you've experienced


From those news you've got
From all that negative news you've heard


And those pains you've got
And all those physical and emotional pains you've experienced


(if any brains you've got)
(if you have any brains left)


From those little radios
From those little radio sets


So Mrs. R.
So Mrs. Roosevelt


With all her trimmin's
With all her accessories


Can broadcast a bed from Simmon's
Can broadcast an advertisement for a bed from Simmon's


Cause Franklin knows
Because Franklin Roosevelt knows


Anything goes
Anything is allowed




Lyrics © Warner/Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: Cole Porter

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