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The Legendary Criswell Predicts Your Incredible Future
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sanako03
I know he was joking, but holy crap is he freakingly close or downright accurate on some of them! I predict, his other ones only need more time.
Qoyote
I love how he's spot-on in the first 90 seconds and the next 90 is D E C O R A T E Y O U R G E N I T A L S
novatodave
WOW! Feature-length Criswell!! Very special - Thanks for posting.
TheMeWatch
Incredible. He nailed it.
Lagartija Nix 777
There comes a time in each man's life when he can't even believe his own ears. I have to admit, my friend, Criswell's statements about political parties evolving into liberals vs conservatives is uncanny. I wonder if Criswell wrote this. If so, he was seriously influenced my Ed Wood's writing style or vice versa. Interesting post, my friend, thanks.
Prilavolus
I think Ed Wood was influenced by Criswell and not vice versa. Criswell didn't take himself as seriously as Wood did.
Danny Ripper
Even a broken clock is right twice a day.
Adam B
LOL it's been that way in America for 200+ years. He's purposefully being vague
Brent Colflesh
48 years later and I'm still decorating my genitals!
bubblegum crisis1394
I'm stoned and this is beautiful!