Everyday
Crooked I Lyrics

How many times I gotta tell you niggas?
I've told you many times, but you still don't get it.

I'm not like you!
I'm different from you in many ways.

I ain't never love a cop
I have no love or respect for cops.

They some American devils
Cops are like evil creatures from America.

Wanna bury me since birth
People have been trying to oppress me since birth.

Gave my parents a shovel
They have to work hard to support me and protect me.

Real niggas don't die
True gangsters never die, they just become legendary.

So they scared of the ghetto
People are afraid of the ghetto and the people who live there.

What's a puppet compared to Gepetto
A puppet is nothing compared to the master craftsman who made him.

And you... time niggas you know where on my level
You guys are not on my level and never will be.

Rather talk to baby girl over there in the yellow
I'd rather talk to the girl in the yellow dress than waste my time talking to you.

I'ma tell her get naked but she can wear the stilettos
I'll ask her to take off her clothes, but she can keep her high heels on.

Got a round jiggly ass but I ain't sharing my jello
She has a nice ass, but I'm not going to share my dessert with her.

It's an alien abduction
This is like an out-of-this-world experience.

Put her in my spaceship
I'll take her away to a different world.

Demeanour of a boss
I act like a boss or a leader.

I ain't gotta say shit
I don't need to explain myself or say anything.

I just wanna make it
I just want to succeed.

Get my new bitch a pair of Sarah Palin fake tits
I'll buy fake tits for my new girlfriend, like Sarah Palin's.

You hear me
Do you understand what I'm saying?

I'm a long beach nigga
I'm from Long Beach, California.

Riding down prince y'all
I'm cruising down Prince Street.

Read my bumper sticker it say fuck Russ Limbaugh
My bumper sticker says 'Fuck Rush Limbaugh.'

Got hood credit, the streets is my co-signer
I have earned respect from the streets and the people who live there.

I talk shit like Mel Gibson my ghostwriter
I talk trash like Mel Gibson, as if I have a professional writer writing my lines for me.

I'm in the streets tell me where you at
I'm out in the streets, where are you?

Put a hundred killers in front of you I could do that
I could easily surround you with a hundred dangerous people.

Me and you ain't the same but you knew that
We're not alike, you know that already.

If you don't give a fuck throw your middle finger up
If you don't care, show it by flipping the bird.

Real niggas fuck with real niggas, everyday
Real gangsters hang out with other gangsters every day.

Live niggas fuck with live niggas, everyday
Living people or people who are truly alive hang out with others who are also alive.

Real bitches fuck with real bitches, everyday
Female gangsters hang out with other female gangsters every day.

Live bitches fuck with live bitches, everyday
Women who are truly alive or living also associate with other alive women.

It's just me against the world, soldier on the mainline
I am alone in this world, struggling to survive on the front line.

How can I be militant and ignorant at the same time
It's difficult to be both a fighter and ignorant or uneducated at the same time.

I love liquor but I hate swine
I enjoy drinking alcohol, but I don't eat pork.

Blame it on the complexities of a great mind
I'm complex and deep, so it's hard to understand my choices and decisions.

I think i'm stuck somewhere inbetween Malcolm X and Detroit Red
I am somewhere between being an intelligent and peaceful leader and a violent and ruthless criminal.

Still chasing after d-boy bread
I'm still trying to make money like a drug dealer.

And i'm hardcore, lay a snitch flatter than that cardboard
I'm tough and aggressive, willing to do harm to anyone who snitches or betrays me.

Sitting underneath the spinning d-boy's...
I'm hanging out with a drug dealer and his crew.

I keep a glock, I be telling degenerates
I carry a gun and threaten dangerous people.

It'll eat you pussies quick as Ellen DeGeneres
I'll destroy you quickly and easily, like Ellen DeGeneres.

I mix drinks like a hell of a chemistist
I'm good at making cocktails, like a scientist.

If you a bitch nigga you forever my nemesis
If you're weak or cowardly, you are my enemy for life.

Killing youths on my itinerary
I have planned to kill young people.

Shouts out to Bun B and Chamillitary
I'm giving shoutouts to Bun B and Chamillionaire.

I'm a Nas Illmatic nigga, Jay Blueprint nigga, Curtis Jackson with an opinion 52 cent nigga
I'm like Nas from Illmatic, Jay-Z from Blueprint, and 50 Cent with strong opinions.

I don't live like you, I don't think like you do
I have a different lifestyle and mindset than you.

Mother fuckers say i'm crazy
People think I'm insane.

See I grew up in the hood where the cops try to kill a dude
I come from a dangerous neighborhood where police are violent and aggressive.

Ever since I was a baby
I've experienced oppression and danger since birth.

And on top of all that these gangbang niggas tripping too, I kept a loaded 380
In addition, there are also dangerous gang members who threaten me, so I always carry a loaded gun for protection.

They tried to brainwash me with the curriculum in high school
Schools attempted to indoctrinate me with their teachings.

I never let them fools play me
I never allowed them to deceive or control me.

C.O.B. I got a religious career, it's the Van Gogh flow nigga lend me your ear
I have a career in music and have a unique, creative style like Van Gogh. Listen to my music.

Ain't no rally for the feminists, the women are here
There's no need for a feminist protest because powerful women are already here.

Pull your cock out quit living in fear
Stop being afraid and prove your masculinity.

Probably see a nigga chilling with a porn star
You might catch me hanging out with a porn actress.

Use her like the all star in my 4 car
I treat her like a valuable possession or like the star player of my team.

In other words I only call her when I need help
I only use her when I need something from her, otherwise I ignore her.

Give me brains while I buckle up my seatbelt
She can give me head while I fasten my seatbelt.

That's when she told me she was Glen Berg's daughter
She revealed that she is the daughter of a famous director, Glen Berg.

Said she couldn't take a molested incest father
She confided in me that her father sexually abused her.

Get it off your chest bench press harder
Share your struggles with others and work harder to overcome them.

I gave her a new name called her Princess slaughter
I nicknamed her Princess Slaughter.

Her dad's the devil, she a hottie still
Even though her father is a terrible person, she is still attractive.

Made a mandingo like the way the human body feel
I had sex with a well-endowed African American man and enjoyed it.

Quick question, who embodies guilt
Who is responsible for this wrongdoing?

If you don't buy my shit up at the illuminati wheel nigga
If you don't support me, you're not part of the elite or powerful group like the Illuminati.