Crooked I Lyrics

California, you're now rocking with the motherfucking best
You don’t like how I live, ok, bye
You don’t like getting money, ok, bye
You don’t like bad chicks, ok, bye
Now go that-a way, go that-a way
The world hating on your boy just yesterday
But like I said that was yesterday, cause hey
Eminem signed me to Shady, put me on Interscope
Then he gave me a rifle so I could put you in a scope
Gave me the stamp, put the check in the mail
Now chicks licking me like an envelope, yeah I’m in her throat
Crooked about to score, I see the red zone
All I need is beats by Dre, but not the headphones
Think I don’t live right, homie you dead wrong
Submarine sandwich: I’m just saying my bread long
Walk in the club with a gang of Eastsiders
Some rappers cool, I came to be live-er
You claim to be lighters
You say you spit flame, you a liar
Damn dawg, change your speech writer
I’m sideways on the hater keep it pushing
Just another Massengell pussy who need a douchin'
I’m looking for a round ass, I need a cushion
I love it when they tell me "Daddy I need a whooping"
You don’t like how I live, ok, bye
You don’t like getting money, ok, bye
You don’t like bad chicks, ok, bye
Now go that-a way, go that-a way
You don’t like how I do it, ok, bye
You don’t like that I’m hood, ok, bye
You don’t like that I’m me, ok, bye
Now go that-a way, go that-a way
I be keeping it real because I am real
Yeah some of y'all eating good, but it’s your last meal
You the king of the hill, but it’s an ant hill
I kick it over, you over, tell me how that feel
It’s not an arrogant thing, I got a stable of lyrics
And I’ll be pimping this pen like Sean Garrett and Dream
If these songs was hoes, I'd have a harem like an Arabic king
So beware of my team, yep
So many wolves you ain’t got nothing for me
Nowadays all that champagne popping be looking corny
We got the bitches on Hennessey getting horny
And they ain’t thinking of leaving 'til 6 in the morning
Yeah, they love fucking with us
Let them do what they do, you be cuffing them tough
See you Greyhound luggage when it comes to the sluts
Cause they’re gon' throw you under the bus, boy
As long as I hustle hard money gon' come with ease
And it’s child’s play, call it Chuck E. Cheese
Wanna do it like me, go sell a couple keys and a ton of weed
Then run the street with a hundred G's
Goons that is, they coming out the woodwork
I would work, but that ain’t how the hood work
I’m trying to take over the game B.I.G. and Pac style
Labels try to drop my old shit cause I’m hot now
But oh shit, you should stop now
Try to play me on some ho shit, I'll shut your block down
Dirty magazines tell you what my clique about
Cause playboy, we some hustlers in a penthouse
Louis bag full of paper, let my chick count
She flyer than a double somersault dismount
And she swear to god, Crooked gonna dog her out
I got a bad rep, cause I’m from Slaughterhouse!

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Comments from YouTube:

Wayne TH

damnnnnn this is nice!


in three years, when Eminem is retired, and nas is too, Crooked I will run the game.

Bobby Spychalla

best rapper alive!!! #OKBYE




Crooked I is your favorite rapper's favorite rapper

Ekjot Sandhu

@MrWirth071 crooked i is really really good but eminem is probably the best



Diana Marutyan

@Ekjot1090 But em is old now and crooked is 32 so he still has many years but em only has probably 2, maybe 3, years left.