Carney Man
Cross Canadian Ragweed Lyrics


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I want a big red nose I want some floppy shoes
I want a squirtin' flower squirt it on you
Like all the bad clowns do
I want to juggle bowling pins in the sun
I want to join the circus, the circus looks like fun
I'll sit and work the gate or I can guess your weight
I'll even sell the corn dogs I don't care
As long as I am there
I'll hand out baseballs at the dunk tank
I'll ride my funny car laughing all the way to the bank

'Cause I'm a carney man, I'm a carney man
I'm a carney man, I'm a carney man, carney man, carney man

The human cannonball I'll rise above it all
Up higher than the trapeze I can fly
Oh God I'm gonna die
I just gotta get high
I am a carney worker I make two bucks
Every hour come to find out this job it fucking sucks

'Cause I'm a carney man, I'm a carney man
I'm a carney man, I'm a carney man
You need a corndog




I can tell you need a corn dog, I can tell
I'm a carney man

Overall Meaning

The song "Carney Man" by Cross Canadian Ragweed talks about a person who wishes to join the circus and do odd jobs like selling corn dogs, guessing people's weight or handing out baseballs at the dunk tank. The person wants to dress up like a clown, juggle bowling pins and even become the human cannonball. The person acknowledges that the job of a carney worker, though exciting, pays very little. However, the person is willing to do anything to be a part of the circus because that's where the fun is.


The song portrays the excitement and allure of joining a circus - the glitz and glamour of the circus life, the thrill of the performances, the excitement of the crowd, and the feeling of being part of something bigger. Juggling bowling pins in the sun, or sitting and working the gate might not sound like fascinating jobs, but for someone drawn to the circus life, the job is irrelevant. The circus is a surreal world where anything is possible, where one can fly high as a cannonball or ride a funny car, laughing all the way to the bank.


Overall, "Carney Man" is a song about the romance and lure of the circus, and the dreams of many who wish to be a part of it, even if it means taking up the most menial of jobs.


Line by Line Meaning

I want a big red nose I want some floppy shoes
I desire to dress up as a bad clown with a red nose and floppy shoes.


I want a squirtin' flower squirt it on you
I aspire to own a flower that squirts water so that I can playfully splash it on others.


Like all the bad clowns do
This behavior is typical of bad clowns like me.


I want to juggle bowling pins in the sun
I dream of juggling bowling pins outdoors where the sun can shine on me.


I want to join the circus, the circus looks like fun
I hope to work at the circus because it appears to be a joyous and exciting place.


I'll sit and work the gate or I can guess your weight
I am willing to handle basic tasks such as working the entrance gate and will also provide services like guessing someone's weight.


I'll even sell the corn dogs I don't care
I am willing to sell corn dogs or other items at the circus without any concern of the product's significance.


As long as I am there
It does not matter what exactly I am doing, as long as I am a part of the circus.


I'll hand out baseballs at the dunk tank
I can help distribute baseballs for people to throw at the dunk tank target and dunk the person in the water.


I'll ride my funny car laughing all the way to the bank
I will ride in my amusing car and make my way to the bank while laughing joyfully.


'Cause I'm a carney man, I'm a carney man
I am a person employed in the traveling carnival world, and I am proud of it.


The human cannonball I'll rise above it all
I am capable of performing in the human cannonball act and displaying bravery above others.


Up higher than the trapeze I can fly
I can soar higher than the trapeze artists - I am that high-flying and daring.


Oh God I'm gonna die
While this seems like a dangerous activity, I am not afraid of death, but rather an adrenaline rush seeker.


I just gotta get high
I need to feel the rush that comes from performing these dangerous acts.


I am a carney worker I make two bucks
I am an employee in the carnival industry and earn very little pay.


Every hour come to find out this job it fucking sucks
After finding out more about the realities of the job, I realize that it is a horrible affair after every hour of work.


You need a corndog
You seem like you might be interested in a corn dog - they are available for purchase.


I can tell you need a corn dog, I can tell
I have a good intuition, and it appears you would enjoy eating a corn dog based on your appearance.


I'm a carney man
Just a reminder, I am a person employed in the carnival industry and proud of it.




Lyrics © Bluewater Music Corp.
Written by: Cody Jay Canada, Michael Mcclure

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