A comedy/experimental metal band from Florida in the U… Read Full Bio ↴(2004 - 2006)
A comedy/experimental metal band from Florida in the United States of America, Crotchduster's style is reminiscent of Mr. Bungle, but with a much looser grip on sanity: they mix multiple forms of metal with classic rock, blues, soul, grindcore, rap, jazz, techno, a cappella and many other musical forms. All of which are done in a parody style, even the metal. They make fun of specific genres of music, bands, and specific musicians with puerile or nonsensical lyrics, which in Crotchduster's case are mainly references to perverse sex acts, sheer nonsense, misanthropic rants or a combination of all three.
Big Top Williams
Crotchduster Lyrics
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This is your captain Bill Williams
I'd like to thank you for
Flying Williamsburg truck lines
If you look to your left
You'll see Cain taking a giant dump
And if you look out to your right
You'll see my little sister fucking
(Tammy put that stick down
You dirty whore!)
Mammal sauce that were
Serving on our in-flight meal
Was mixed with my cock
As a swizzle stick
Welcome to the bottom of my pants
(Eat my asshole)
Shitting out a turkey leg in France
(Here's five dollars)
I'm a nasty dirty little slut
(Hey I here 'ya)
Were all bleeding
Here's a bagel
Vagina land
Let me fuck your pussy
Let my fuck that fucking shit
If I had a crowbar
I'd spread your ass open with it
Let me pinch your nipples
Let me smell your sweaty tits
I'll use my geographic tongue
And clean your butt crack out with it
This is Dr. Bronze
Your daughter is being
Expelled from school
They got them titties at Molly Browns
They got that pussy at Molly Browns
Smelling her big titties
Make my monster arise
Her pussys winking at me
Like a wet gooey eye
Vagiflap the reason for Cain
The way that it looks in my eye
Mammal sauce, so pleasantly fresh
My senator's vagina in the sky
Williams
The lyrics to Crotchduster's song "Bog Top Williams" are a chaotic and vulgar stream of consciousness from the perspective of the character Bill Williams. The song starts with an announcement from the fictional airline Williamsburg Truck Lines, as Bill Williams introduces himself as the captain and thanks the passengers for flying with them. However, things quickly take a turn for the worse as Bill Williams proceeds to make crude and disturbing comments about his surroundings, including seeing his sister performing a sexual act with a stick and serving a meal mixed with his own bodily fluid as a swizzle stick. The second half of the song features more graphic sexual comments and mentions a character named Vagiflap.
Overall, the song's lyrics are meant to shock and offend listeners, with their overtly sexual and scatological content. However, some fans of the band have argued that there is a deeper meaning to the lyrics, and that they are meant to be a commentary on the excesses and vulgarity of contemporary culture. Others have speculated that the character of Bill Williams is a stand-in for the band members themselves, and that the song is a reflection of their own twisted humor and penchant for pushing boundaries.
Line by Line Meaning
Ladies and gentleman
The singer is addressing a group of people in a formal manner
This is your captain Bill Williams
Identifying oneself as a person in charge of an aircraft
I'd like to thank you for
Expressing gratitude towards passengers for choosing the airline
Flying Williamsburg truck lines
Acknowledging the name of the airline in a humorous manner
If you look to your left
Directing the attention of the listeners to the left side of the aircraft
You'll see Cain taking a giant dump
Describing an inappropriate sight out of the window
And if you look out to your right
Directing the attention of the listeners to the right side of the aircraft
You'll see my little sister fucking
Describing another inappropriate sight out of the window
Herself with a stick
Clarifying the object being used for sexual activity
(Tammy put that stick down
Addressing someone named Tammy to stop the inappropriate activity
You dirty whore!)
Using insulting language to reprimand Tammy
Mammal sauce that were
Describing the sauce that is being served to passengers
Serving on our in-flight meal
Explaining the context of mammal sauce being mentioned earlier
Was mixed with my cock
Admitting to an unsanitary and inappropriate act
As a swizzle stick
Using vulgar language to describe a sexual object
Welcome to the bottom of my pants
Making a crude joke about the artist's own body
(Eat my asshole)
Using vulgar language to request something inappropriate
Shitting out a turkey leg in France
Describing an inappropriate activity in public
(Here's five dollars)
Offering an inappropriate compensation to someone for witnessing the activity
I'm a nasty dirty little slut
Using vulgar language to describe oneself
(Hey I hear 'ya)
Agreeing with someone in a joking manner
Were all bleeding
Making an inappropriate and nonsensical statement
Here's a bagel
Offering food in an unusual context
Vagina land
Making an inappropriate and nonsensical statement
Let me fuck your pussy
Using vulgar language to request a sexual act
Let my fuck that fucking shit
Using vulgar language to describe sexual activity
If I had a crowbar
Making an unusual statement
I'd spread your ass open with it
Describing an inappropriate activity
Let me pinch your nipples
Using vulgar language to request an inappropriate act
Let me smell your sweaty tits
Using vulgar language to request an inappropriate act
I'll use my geographic tongue
Using vulgar language to describe an unusual activity
And clean your butt crack out with it
Describing an inappropriate activity
This is Dr. Bronze
Introducing a new speaker in a formal manner
Your daughter is being
Informing someone about their loved one
Expelled from school
Providing specific information about the situation
They got them titties at Molly Browns
Referring to a specific establishment with vulgar language
They got that pussy at Molly Browns
Referring to a specific establishment with vulgar language
Smelling her big titties
Using vulgar language to describe someone's body
Make my monster arise
Using vulgar language to describe oneself
Her pussys winking at me
Using vulgar language to describe someone's body
Like a wet gooey eye
Using vulgar language to describe a body part in a crude way
Vagiflap the reason for Cain
Making an unusual statement
The way that it looks in my eye
Describing a specific visual perception
Mammal sauce, so pleasantly fresh
Using unusual and inappropriate language to describe a food item
My senator's vagina in the sky
Using vulgar language to describe the artist's own object of desire
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