Cain Sings the Blues
Crotchduster Lyrics


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My pants is tight
And my balls is long
My 'o' is itchin'
From this camel hair thong
My legs is sweaty
And my mind is too
Skip skiffington
Is the last angry jew
My hands is hairy
And my sight is gone
Because my willys been
Inside your mom
When I was 52 I had 3 balls
I bury living cats inside my walls

Girls are screaming
Boys are crying
Uncle teddys fish are dying
I got ghonorrea when I
Butt fucked a dead armadillo
Add 3 eggs, one stick of butter
Beat the shit out of your brother
Noctiforinontitaty fliptoronic sliptoflappy

Gangleosis streaming dreams
Woke up in a box of beans
Wizards dragons demons blizzards
Stuff your rectum full of gizzards
Beavers in my ssl
I condemn them all to hell
Drinking beer out of your ass
Fuck your mom with broken glass
I hope mom will be home soon
So I can get some tasty poon
Shoots and ladders getting fatter
Puppy soup is not for me
Williamsburg upon the wall
Who says Williams best of all




I'll throw liquid on your console
If I don't take my haldol

Overall Meaning

Crotchduster's song Cain Sings the Blues is a barrage of vulgar and nonsensical lyrics, designed to shock and unsettle listeners. The song's narrator, identified as Cain in the title, describes his physical discomfort in graphic detail, including tight pants, long balls, and an itchy 'o' caused by a camel hair thong. He also boasts about his sexual conquests, claiming to have had sex with the listener's mother and to have had three testicles at the age of 52. The lyrics also include bizarre and disturbing images, such as burying live cats in walls and butt-fucking dead armadillos.


The song's chorus features the lines "girls are screaming, boys are crying, Uncle Teddy's fish are dying", which serve to heighten the song's chaos and absurdity. The rest of the lyrics are a series of seemingly unrelated phrases and non-sequiturs, featuring references to various animals, mythical creatures, and bodily functions. The song's final line, "if I don't take my haldol", suggests that the singer is mentally ill, adding another layer of discomfort to an already unsettling song.


Line by Line Meaning

My pants is tight
The singer's pants are too small.


And my balls is long
The singer's testicles are larger than usual.


My 'o' is itchin'
The singer's genitals are itchy.


From this camel hair thong
The cause of the itchiness is because of the type of underwear.


My legs is sweaty
The artist's legs are perspiring heavily.


And my mind is too
The singer is also mentally unstable.


Skip skiffington
The name of someone or something.


Is the last angry jew
Skip Skiffington is defined by their religious identity and emotional state.


My hands is hairy
The artist has a lot of hair on their hands.


And my sight is gone
The artist is blind.


Because my willys been
The cause of the blindness is from the singer's penis being inside someone.


Inside your mom
The person inside of whom the penis was is the listener's mother.


When I was 52 I had 3 balls
At the age of 52, the singer had an extra testicle.


I bury living cats inside my walls
The singer has a strange habit of killing and hiding cats.


Girls are screaming
Females are shrieking.


Boys are crying
Males are weeping.


Uncle teddys fish are dying
The fish that belong to 'Uncle Teddy' are on the verge of death.


I got ghonorrea when I
The singer contracted gonorrhea when they were involved in an activity.


Butt fucked a dead armadillo
The activity involved sodomy with a dead armadillo.


Add 3 eggs, one stick of butter
Instructions for a recipe.


Beat the shit out of your brother
Encouragement of violence against a sibling.


Noctiforinontitaty fliptoronic sliptoflappy
A nonsensical phrase with no meaning.


Gangleosis streaming dreams
Possible sleep disorder or nightmare.


Woke up in a box of beans
The artist woke up inside a container full of legumes.


Wizards dragons demons blizzards
Various fantasy elements.


Stuff your rectum full of gizzards
Suggestion to fill one's anus with chicken parts.


Beavers in my ssl
There are beavers in a location unknown from context.


I condemn them all to hell
The artist wants to punish or curse the beavers.


Drinking beer out of your ass
Possibly a reference to a drinking game or other activity


Fuck your mom with broken glass
An explicit and violent suggestion toward the listener's mother.


I hope mom will be home soon
The singer is waiting for the mother to arrive for unknown reasons.


So I can get some tasty poon
The artist plans to engage in sexual activity with the mother.


Shoots and ladders getting fatter
Unknown reference.


Puppy soup is not for me
The artist does not wish to eat soup made from canine meat.


Williamsburg upon the wall
Reference to a location or group of people.


Who says Williams best of all
Question regarding a belief or opinion.


I'll throw liquid on your console
Threat or warning regarding a piece of technology.


If I don't take my haldol
The singer needs to take a medication.




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Comments from YouTube:

@aatxemusic

When I was 52 I had three balls, I bury living cats inside the walls.

@KlumSyTurtl3

good ol cain

@mickelfraticelli6262

"Girls Are Screaming. Boys Are Crying. Uncle Teddy's Fish Are Dying"

@eamonia

I love when people ask me what my favorite band is. Oh yeah, you already know...

@ColorBlindAssPicker

Lol

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