(2004 - 2006)

A comedy/experimental metal band from Florida in the U… Read Full Bio ↴(2004 - 2006)

A comedy/experimental metal band from Florida in the United States of America, Crotchduster's style is reminiscent of Mr. Bungle, but with a much looser grip on sanity: they mix multiple forms of metal with classic rock, blues, soul, grindcore, rap, jazz, techno, a cappella and many other musical forms. All of which are done in a parody style, even the metal. They make fun of specific genres of music, bands, and specific musicians with puerile or nonsensical lyrics, which in Crotchduster's case are mainly references to perverse sex acts, sheer nonsense, misanthropic rants or a combination of all three.

Crotchduster
Crotchduster Lyrics

We have lyrics for these tracks by Crotchduster:

03 Cain Sings The Blues My pants is tight And my balls is long My 'o' is…
04. Let Me Into Starfish Land The a train never stops And I am headed for your…
07 Jogging In Hell You thought it was a toothbrush But it was a flashlight Br…
4.Let Me Into Starfish Land The a train never stops And I am headed for your…
7.Jogging In Hell You thought it was a toothbrush But it was a flashlight Br…
Big Top Williams Ladies and gentleman This is your captain Bill Williams I'd …
Cain signs the blues My pants is tight And my balls is long My 'o' is…
Cain Sings the Blues My pants is tight And my balls is long My 'o' is…
Can sings the blues My pants is tight And my balls is long My 'o' is…

Crotchopus Lets get in the van Go to molly browns I've been saving…
Jogging in Hell You thought it was a toothbrush But it was a flashlight Br…
Let Me Into Starfish Land The a train never stops And I am headed for your…
Mammal Sauce Listen up motherfucker I got something I need to say If you…
Mr Indignant Erection Mr. Indignant Erection Why Must You Be So Brash Lets Play Tw…
Mr. Indigent Erection Mr. indignant erection Why must you be so brash Lets play …
Mr. Indignant Erection Mr. Indignant Erection Why Must You Be So Brash Lets Play Tw…
The True Nature of Williams Williams won't you wait a while Williams won't you make us…

True Nature of Williams Williams won't you wait a while Williams won't you make us…

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