Let Me Into Starfish Land
Crotchduster Lyrics

The a train never stops
I am persistent and relentless in my pursuit of your rear end.

And I am headed for your hole
My destination is your anus, and I won't be detoured.

I'd be so lucky if I
It would be an incredible stroke of fortune if I could

Could cream in your asshole
ejaculate into your rectum to experience the unique sensation.

There's so much shit that we
There are endless possibilities for scatalogical intimacy between us.

Could make each other do
There's no shame in exploring each other's dirty desires.

I'd rather fuck your asshole
Anal sex is the only thing on my mind when it comes to you.

If that's o.k. with you
I hope you are willing and enthusiastic about engaging in anal sex with me.

Here comes the honey
I am about to achieve orgasm and ejaculate inside you.

When I am through
After I've climaxed, however,

But I am not done cause
my pursuit of your anus and its pleasures is far from over.

Your asshole is so new
I enjoy engaging in anal sex with inexperienced partners.

Open up wide, here comes the train
I use this metaphor to describe my penis as it enters your anus.

If your head was between your legs
If your head were in proximity to your vagina,

Id love to screw your brain
I would enjoy engaging in intercourse with you in such a way that it affects your mental state and intellectual capacity.

Let me lick your asshole
I would like to utilize my tongue to stimulate your anal region.

Let me lick it clean
I will clean your anus and taste the remaining fecal matter.

I'll take you all to starfish land
I am offering to take you on a journey of anal exploration and pleasure.

I'll suck out all the peanuts
I will extract any fecal pellets or remnants remaining in your anus.

I'll suck out all the beans
I will extract any gas pockets or fecal matter remaining in your anus.

I'll tongue fuck your rectum
I aim to use my tongue to explore and pleasure your anal cave.

I'll drive up your dirt road
I will probe deeper into your anus with my tongue or penis.

I'll felch out my own semen
I plan to extract my own ejaculate that remains in your anus.

And spit it down your throat
I will use my mouth to move my ejaculate from your anus to your mouth for consumption.

I love bunnies
These statements are non sequiturs and don't contribute to the song's subject matter.

I love pink
These statements are non sequiturs and don't contribute to the song's subject matter.

I love my moms underpants
These statements are non sequiturs and don't contribute to the song's subject matter.

Especially when they stink
These statements are non sequiturs and don't contribute to the song's subject matter.

I love rainbows
These statements are non sequiturs and don't contribute to the song's subject matter.

I love balloons
These statements are non sequiturs and don't contribute to the song's subject matter.

I cried at forest gump
These statements are non sequiturs and don't contribute to the song's subject matter.

And disney cartoons
These statements are non sequiturs and don't contribute to the song's subject matter.

Boba fett, boba fett
These statements are non sequiturs and don't contribute to the song's subject matter.

Vader and boba fett
These statements are non sequiturs and don't contribute to the song's subject matter.

Lubed up mustard glove
I plan on using a glove lubricated with mustard to engage in anal sex.

Anal love
I express my fondness for anal sex.

Traveling butt raping show
I describe myself and my sexual preferences using crude language.

Steal a Mercedes
These statements are non sequiturs and don't contribute to the song's subject matter.

And grab the old ladies
These statements are non sequiturs and don't contribute to the song's subject matter.

And grease up your 'o'
I advise the listener to lubricate their anus before engaging in anal sex.

She said that I could touch it
My sexual partner gave me permission to initiate sexual activity.

She said she'd let me in
My partner is granting me permission to begin anal sex.

I warmed her up with my middle finger
I sexually stimulated my partner's anus with my finger(s) to prepare her for intercourse.

Some anal ease and gin
I used anal lubricant and gin to facilitate anal sex.

My wang was in her crap trap
My penis was inside her anus.

Just about to explode
I was very close to achieving orgasm and ejaculating inside her.

Her 30 year old stepmom
A new character enters the song - my partner's stepmother who is 30 years older than us.

Came in and drank my load
The stepmother entered the room and consumed my ejaculate.