A comedy/experimental metal band from Florida in the U… Read Full Bio ↴(2004 - 2006)
A comedy/experimental metal band from Florida in the United States of America, Crotchduster's style is reminiscent of Mr. Bungle, but with a much looser grip on sanity: they mix multiple forms of metal with classic rock, blues, soul, grindcore, rap, jazz, techno, a cappella and many other musical forms. All of which are done in a parody style, even the metal. They make fun of specific genres of music, bands, and specific musicians with puerile or nonsensical lyrics, which in Crotchduster's case are mainly references to perverse sex acts, sheer nonsense, misanthropic rants or a combination of all three.
The True Nature Of Williams
Crotchduster Lyrics
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Williams won't you make us smile
No key to unlock the door
To an interdimensional dump truck world
Forty fuckin' tons of thundering bliss
The tip of southern hell
Ain't even hotter than this
If you want to go to Willamsburgland
Because that dog is the man
Dude, isn't that fuckin'
Dude that's fuckin Williams!
Holy shit look at that fuckin' truck!
Dude, that truck is the size
Of my fucking ass
Good Christ man let's go
(Check this shit out)
I can't believe my eyes
Shining in the sky
I hope Cain enjoys my smell
So I can get inside
Welcome to my dump truck
Inside Williamsburg land
The power seats and cold A/C
Is under Cain's command
Men like me who poop and pee
Inside a coffee can
If you want to get inside
Three tests you will withstand
Dig a hole and live in it
And sleep in it for fifteen days
Steal a goddamn police car
And drive it in the lake
Eat a prepubescent narcoleptic
Peeled and sautéed steak
Dude I passed the test
Fuckin' so did I man!
Dude, did you eat the steak?
Yeah I fuckin' did
The car?
Dude, have you ever tried
To find a cow with narcolepsy?
I've done it!
The lyrics to Crotchduster's song "The True Nature of Williams" are absurd and nonsensical, which is typical of the band's style. The song seems to be about a man named Williams who is associated with an "interdimensional dump truck world," and the singer is eager to gain entry into this world. The lyrics describe the immense size and power of the dump truck, which is compared to the heat of "southern hell." The singer urges Williams to "make us smile" and seems to be in awe at the prospect of accessing this strange and fantastical world.
The second half of the song describes the requirements for gaining entry into Williamsburgland, which involve completing several ridiculous tasks, such as living in a hole for fifteen days and eating a prepubescent narcoleptic peeled and sautéed steak. The tone of the lyrics is gleeful and irreverent, and it is likely that the band intended the song to be humorous and satirical. While the song's meaning is not entirely clear, it seems to be poking fun at the idea of alternate dimensions and fantastical worlds, while also reveling in the absurdity of the concept.
Line by Line Meaning
Williams won't you wait a while
Please wait, Williams
Williams won't you make us smile
Can you please make us happy, Williams?
No key to unlock the door
There's no key to open this door
To an interdimensional dump truck world
This is a portal to a world with a giant dump truck
Forty fuckin' tons of thundering bliss
The dump truck weighs extremely heavy and it's amazing to see
The tip of southern hell
This is the hottest place ever, even hotter than southern hell
Ain't even hotter than this
This place is even hotter than southern hell
If you want to go to Willamsburgland
If you want to enter this land with the dump truck, listen up
You gotta check with Cain
You need to speak with Cain for permission
Because that dog is the man
Cain is the one in charge
Dude, isn't that fuckin'
Wow, that is
Dude that's fuckin' Williams!
That's Williams we've been talking about!
Holy shit look at that fuckin' truck!
Wow, that truck is huge!
Dude, that truck is the size
That truck is as big as
Of my fucking ass
My own butt
Good Christ man let's go
Let's go see this truck
(Check this shit out)
(Come take a look)
I can't believe my eyes
I'm shocked by what I'm seeing
Shining in the sky
It's very bright
I hope Cain enjoys my smell
I hope Cain approves of me
So I can get inside
So I can enter the land
Welcome to my dump truck
Welcome to my world with the giant dump truck
Inside Williamsburg land
This is the area where the dump truck is located
The power seats and cold A/C
This is the luxurious interior of the dump truck, with comfortable seats and air conditioning
Is under Cain's command
Cain is in control of the dump truck's features
Men like me who poop and pee
People like me who need to use the bathroom
Inside a coffee can
Are forced to use a coffee can as a toilet
If you want to get inside
In order to enter this area
Three tests you will withstand
You must pass three challenges first
Dig a hole and live in it
First test is to dig a hole and live in it for 15 days
And sleep in it for fifteen days
Stay in the hole to sleep for those days
Steal a goddamn police car
The second challenge is to steal a police car
And drive it in the lake
Drive it into the water
Eat a prepubescent narcoleptic
Finally, eat a young person who falls asleep suddenly
Peeled and sautéed steak
Who's been cooked in this way
Dude I passed the test
I passed all three challenges!
Fuckin' so did I man!
So did I, man!
Dude, did you eat the steak?
Did you really eat the sautéed steak?
Yeah I fuckin' did
Yes, I actually ate it
The car?
What about the car
Dude, have you ever tried
Have you ever attempted to
To find a cow with narcolepsy?
Find a cow that has sudden bouts of sleepiness?
I've done it!
I managed to find one!
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