SouthernUnderground
CunninLynguists Lyrics

We're back for another round, southernunderground
We are returning for another run at Southernunderground, our unique style that breaks away from the traditional sound

we ain't following that traditional cookie-cutter sound
We refuse to conform to the standard, predictable style of music that is prevalent in the industry

those that act like punks, treat 'em like trunks and shut-em-down
We won't tolerate anyone who tries to put on a fake persona, we'll take them out like we would an old trunk and get rid of them

riding sound waves without sails, orrs, or rudders now
Our music is propelled by pure talent and passion, we don't need any external aids or gimmicks to make it great

Other clowns suck worse than funnel clouds
Many other rappers are terrible and make the same noise as a tornado forming

One verse and your lungs are drowned with much dirt and rubble now
After hearing our rap, you'll be left breathless from the impact and intensity of our lyrics

I've come to Earth to hunt em down, spit linguistics, pick up bitches
I've arrived to weed out the subpar rappers, spit my lyrical talent, and pick up women along the way

jizz on big tits and get your mistress to do my dishes
Engaging in sexual acts with well-endowed women and having your significant other clean up after me is how I'm living my life

Cannibalistic, intangible mechanical misfit
My demeanor is savage, unfathomable, and robotic

scandalous dipshit who's beats are too clean
My behavior is questionable and my beats are too polished to epitomize my true character

So I'm back with some dirty tracks that were dubbed and played
I'm returning with some raw, uncut songs that were recorded and edited in a dirty environment

Through an 8-Track and my grandma's hearing aid
The production quality of my music is so low that it could only be played through outdated technology like my 8-track and grandma's hearing aid

I'm afraid, though, we rap for food, we're still hungry
Even though we rap to make a living, we are still eager to succeed and hungry for more recognition

in cyphers eatin up every muh'fuckah amongst me
In freestyle rap battles, we easily destroy anyone who dares to compete against us

people try to ax stupid and stump D (HOT!)
Others try to challenge us with foolish questions or stump us with difficult riddles to test our intelligence and wit

so much proof in me that i'm drunk and stumbling
I have so much talent and skill in my craft that it can be overwhelming, making me feel as if I am intoxicated and unsteady

Mmmmmumblin some thuggin shit is not a sin to me
Mumbling and talking about gangster activity is not seen as wrong in my eyes

but doesn't hip-hop need a little positivity?
Isn't it important for hip-hop to have a change in subject matter towards something positive?

It's all guns and slangin caine
Hip-hop is dominated by lyrics about firearms and selling drugs

We need some upliftment in the streets, somebody call David Blaine
We need some inspiration brought to the inner cities or ghettos, who can perform magic like David Blaine?

Fuck positivity. I'll bang David Blaine's favorite dame
Forget being positive, I'll have sex with David Blaine's favorite woman

make her say my name and hog her hedge like a SEGA game
I will have her chanting my name and have sex with her like a hog does with a hedge in a video game

stay insane, take her chain to sell on ebay for change
I'll continue with my wild behavior and then sell her jewelry for some quick cash online

and use the money for weed to ease her labor pains
I'll spend the money on marijuana to help relieve pain during childbirth

I'm offended!
I am hurt and upset

Why? Cause she's pregnant and smoking weed?
Are you mad that she is pregnant and smoking weed?

No, cus he let her toke for free, that's not how its supposed to be
No, because he allowed her to smoke for free, which is not how it should be

but fuck it, you can find me at home lonely
Regardless, you can still locate me at home feeling isolated

Praying to my Eminem shrine holding a rosary
I am religiously praying to my own handmade shrine dedicated to Eminem while holding a rosary

I can battle rappers for cash or sell trees
I can get into rap battles for money or sell marijuana

but I feel like Will High, cause I just want to drop an LP
I am content with making music like Will Smith because I just want to release a completed album

Respect when it drops, if not I'll make your girl put her breath on my cock
If you don't approve of my album, I'll have sex with your girlfriend to spite you

by tellin her it tastes like peppermint schnapps
I'll convince your girlfriend that the flavour of my penis is similar to peppermint schnapps

And after doing the grown-up, sit with her in soap suds
After having sex with her, I'll relax with her in the bathtub

roll up, some wack distribution and smoke BUDS
I'll roll up some poorly made counterfeit CDs and smoke marijuana

for fuckin' with my paper, getting me hype as a coke rush
If someone hinders my success or interferes with my money, I'll become as agitated as someone high on cocaine

it's Cunninlynguists bitch, loving this since Cold Crush
It's the Cunninlynguists, and I've been listening and enjoying rap since the early days of Cold Crush Crew