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@SlapMyBass3825

31w↑34

All rise for the Australian national anthem.

@billymadison556

6y↑2K

I want this played at my funeral !

@alien_industries3803

5y↑44

yes, that would piss off some people!!!

@davidjames1881

5y↑13

me too

@footylegend6114

5y↑8

Your not joking

@RiGz_Nz

5y↑11

great idea mah aussie cousin me too in your honor lol

@the-player1ne791

5y↑8

BillyMadison Legend

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@BikerBytes

6y↑674

The Northern Territory of Australia recently had a tourism promotion campaign ad that said C U in the NT 😂

@juliebigmommabearroskell293

5y↑2

🤣🤣🤣

@chloecassidy1155

5y↑2

😂

@ESC_OSCAR

5y↑14

I live in the Darwin and my car licence plate starts with CU and then there is the "N.T" written right underneath it.

@cotswoldcuckoo775

5y↑11

I used to be a SNAG, a sensitive new age guy. But now I'm a caring, understanding, nineties type - a C.U.N.T. in fact.

@sinoxenon1005

5y↑4

I remember playing a touch football team called St Nuc ... spelt backwards 😂😂😂

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@charismaatl

6y↑2K

^
When people say Australia has no culture.

@shavanahtanirau783

5y↑4

Lol😂😂😂

@user-gf3mu5uc8j

5y↑6

Farkin oath! @@charlaville7658

@hangrezka3547

5y↑6

Fucken oath

@johnclarke639

5y↑6

foul mouthed take him off forever

@user-wp5fe8ec6l

5y↑3

We've had an..

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@thephantomraspberryblower2675

2y↑4

I had an Ozzy mate back in the 80s, he introduced me to you, you beautiful bastard.

@Ninums

10y↑583

He speaks to me. He really speaks to me.

@wadesharp11

5y↑1

lol

@scottpage81

Yeah rite

@BuilderLee72

I hear you...

@duckdowne5228

Lucky ur not from Canada hey ? 😎 uno u can't say it Canada

@danielzader5183

He speaks to me 2 a Lot of my day's have been that

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@declancoles21

39w↑2

Best song in my opinion

@bigdave6535

9y↑495

Give this man a star on Hollywood Boulevard. Musical genius

@duggiee1

9y↑3

Like the way u think

@Wranorn

7y↑2

Those stars a bought. $30,000 IIRC

@sora3mo168

6y↑3

Wranorn Pretty sure a slab would be better.

@alien_industries3803

5y↑2

won't get fucked up like Trumps star!

@scottpage81

Too right he is

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@quantumgamesco

6y↑412

My dad introduced me to you. I was around 9. I had no idea what he was saying. One time I went to school singing the song. They sent me to the deans office. I had no idea what was going on. Love you kev! #71

@eileenrod282

4y↑6

omg thats too funny...the dean's office lol

@helenmehbrei3103

4y↑2

AllEliteWrasslin 👍

@noxysgc2559

Eil

@dannymate1209

3y↑1

Deans office in Australia? In year 3?

@tiarachampagne6714

2y↑7

My dad taught us a bad song when we were kids and we sang it at a family reunion all proud but it was so bad their jaws just dropped :/

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@calebmayfield8474

10y↑248

This blokes a fucken legend

@nickyread3717

Freeflyer91 lol

@brettwatson-will3388

7y↑8

Fucking Legend.

@Sheza58

3y↑2

No... that's Nigel 😉

@cheekychicken8606

Fucken legend

@peterwilliambonney9255

49w↑2

Sing you think...eyes blink..amagination

@gaius_enceladus

5y↑261

This is why I *love* the Aussies! *Great* sense of humour, they'll tell you straight-up what they're thinking and they'll give you a hard time but you're still bloody good mates!
Cheers from New Zealand!

@paulwatson6618

4y↑1

You understand 😉

@lukemono6963

4y↑1

We don’t tell anyone what we’re thinking
Person:how are ya
Aussie:well I’m not bad
The other person just has to guess what your thinking

@APunky

4y↑1

Cannot beat the ball of an Aussi. Love em !

@thegruesometwosome2831

4y↑1

@@lukemono6963 I like carl barron too

@CatinQuiche

4y↑2

You too, kiwis

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@petergunn7039

5y↑258

Holiday in Greece many years ago, met a lovely Irish couple, the lad was the classic Irish joke teller. Stopping by the bar he worked, I handed him my walkman saying I think you will like this. He listens for about 30 seconds, rips the tape out of the walkman, sticks it in the bars sound system, next we have the whole bar rolling on the floor laughing their heads off. Germans, Swedes, French, English, Irish, Italian, Greek, etc ...everyone absolutely pissing themselves and when it ended everyone screamed AGAIN, it went around 3 or 4 times. It was a fucking riot, thanks Kev. (it would have been when you were just starting)
p.s. I gave the tape to the Irish guy, so I dare say he would be at one of your shows.

@georgiebark

4y↑5

Spent the whole summer as a flot hostie listening to this song

@peterdwyer1990

4y↑6

Yes if you can't have a laugh what's the point of waking in the morning bless mate

@fredoriagaming4466

3y↑2

That would have been amazing!!!

@Greco747

3y↑2

This is one of the best stories I’ve ever read

@petergunn7039

3y↑1

@@Greco747 A three month long beach party, yeah, good times.

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@shoot_the_glass5654

39w↑2

My day wasn't so bad, it just got better.

@tiarachampagne6714

2y↑2

Where has this song been my whole life.

@chevyman1722

4y↑7

My 22 yr old daughter LOVES Australia and I sent her this song to listen to thinking it would piss her off and the only thing she did was laugh her ass off...Australia is in my opinion is the second greatest country on this earth...it used to be England 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 but KBW made sure they dropped to third..lol y’all rock over there...👍🏼👍🏼♥️♥️🇺🇸🇦🇺

@starszia

44w↑4

i was around 10 years old when my dad showed me your songs. i fell in love quickly. Whenever we are on road trips, we scream your songs. my teacher even heard me once and i wasn't embarrassed at all lol. im 12 now

@user-kw9td7we4t

38w↑2

My favourite of his songs

@Rogue_Innocence

33w↑1

I found my daily anthem folks

@jamesrudland5239

2y↑3

C U Next Tuesday. I remember when he signed my grandmother's tape at a gig. He wrote "Dear Betty, thanks for the root" 😄

@davidnuttall7713

1y↑9

Saw him live in Manchester a couple of nights ago. Along with his daughter Jenny Talia from Australia. A fun night of laughter from star to finish. Looking forward to seeing him again when he returns to Manchester

@deepfiix

49w↑1

If this is not played at my funeral then I'm not going.

@mikewhicker9771

26w↑1

So glad my dear old dad got me into Kev.
Cause this song PERFECTLY sums up my day at work!

@ameliagrace1226

8y↑115

Representing us Aussies with pride

@kevinthegerbil2708

1y↑1

Love the Aus humour, best it gets. Kev, UK

@jorynickila7760

3y↑67

I want this song to be played at my wedding reception.

@Motty1066

2y↑3

I want this song to be played at my funeral

@nicholasgarnett1767

48w↑1

Bless you and yours Kevin you're a treasure sir 😀👏👍✌️🆒🙏🇦🇺

@joanneschmiegel495

2y↑2

Awesome, love it😘

@jamesg3456

8y↑630

never thought id say this guy was better for kids than Rolf Harris

@fay-amieaspen6046

6y↑11

jamesg3456 did you mean Rolf Harris?

@masstransit2

5y↑16

@@fay-amieaspen6046 No, Ralph Harris is Johnny Saviles mate

@markdp1983

5y↑7

absolutely i was about 13 when i first heard KBW; made me appreciate bawdy oddball humour.. Helps you get by in this crazy world!

@wadesharp11

LMAO

@scottpage81

@@markdp1983 couldn't have put that better myself

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@MrMagentaSkillzFilms

8y↑306

My dog died today. What a relatable song. R.I.P toby 24/07/16

@triplejay57

8y↑4

Sorry to hear that

@toby2537

8y↑4

hey im ok dude

@MrMagentaSkillzFilms

+Toby the Tank Engine what?

@toby2537

8y↑2

ScrubNation refer to my username..

@triplesevensix291

8y↑4

My dog Gary died on the 23 of june. I miss the little bastard something rotten so I can relate. RIP Toby lad. Cheers Scrub. Stay safe mate.

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@JB-te3cp

2y↑1

Car just broke down so I'm here listening 2 this

@katherinemooney4396

34w↑1

I just stumbled across this video….love love love it. Sounds like my life!

@sportsgaminghd1319

8y↑168

always listen to this after a tough days work 👌

@SilentHotdog28

1y↑1

I had a tough day today, not bad, just tough, first 12 hour shift.......feet are killing me even after an hour.

@IsolationJD

5y↑64

Who else plays this when they've had a really shit day and feels better afterwards

@volkswagenpologameing9840

yes

@user-kw9td7we4t

38w

He'll yeah.

@matildabrown293

I like your songs keep on singing

@heathertobin6450

3y↑1

This is my favorite song ever!!!

@donaldwelon1525

Hello dear how are you doing over there ?

@tomsmith5483

7y↑213

Kev for Prime Minister.

@derrickwhite3207

5y↑6

At this point, why not

@kevinchambers17

5y↑4

I'd love it - an honest man as a politician ! But cos he's an honest man, that's precisely why it'll never happen ! Bunch of cunts !

@scottpage81

5y↑1

@@derrickwhite3207 soo tru. He'd put the skids under em all

@s.j.b4782

24w↑6

Saw him live the other day at chatham theatre, 😂 Kevin and his daughter had me n my wife in stitches with laughter 😂!!! D.i.l.l.i.g.a.f!

@inglesconalan5360

5y↑1

Australia's finest word and song smith. A bloody genus

@jamespearce8540

2y↑1

Why am I only hearing these for the first time today. Legend 😆

@bleu9036

Good old kevin bloody wilson. First heard his songs when I was about 7/8 year old. Crock up

@IrishBai

9y↑527

Typical Aussie humor! Love it!

@DieNastyProDuctions

8y↑2

+Pádraig o'Mír this is funny because it says ireland. lol

@chucksmead

8y↑24

he's definitely Aussie. He's quite famous

@The_Mullenator

8y↑13

+Richard Targett his from australia this is from a tour he done when he was in ireland

@JW-kp1lp

8y↑14

+Richard Targett an Irishman with an Aussie flag guitar??? Not knocking the Irish..those cunts are cool as fuck

@davetnuc2188

7y↑2

bullshit

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@hapymushroom4366

8y↑326

got new muscles in ma face from laughing so hard.

@joski9030

6y↑2

hapy mushroom 🍄
Same here

@TheMinman808

5y↑1

hapy mushroom please do flex them

@NicolaMiddleditch

3y↑1

Bloody love this song..

@AstrosElectronicsLab

43w↑1

My number 1 go to song

@Lava91point0

8y↑104

This is gonna be stuck in my head for days

@colinmather626

KingStarr &

@thegreenreaper6660

6y↑1

No.... YEARS!!! i heard this in 2010 or some and i still come back to this.... idk why.. Its hilarious! Great! Awesome! I'f you've ever heard of the (famous)dutch comedian Andre van Duin, you'll understand: There's little people with this sort of spontaneous humor! Its absolutely brilliant!

@dc6191

same. i heard it when i was like 10 and it is still stuck in my head. IVE HAD AN ABSOLUTE CUNT OF A DAY!!!

@Mociee

Still stuck in your head

@timvouk4862

7y↑369

that should be the new aussie national anthem

@carsnbikes914

7y↑1

tim vouk xD

@devlincollier2931

6y↑2

tim vouk no way

@oldgitsknowstuff

6y↑2

I agree.
We used to send our criminals to OZ but because of political correctness, Feminism & the 'Pussifying of the Aussie men etc. etc . Immigration won't let Brits into your country if they've ever had a criminal conviction. Now that really takes the piss.
Funny though. Poor Crocodile Dundee !!
I'm having an absolute cunt of a day, your Honour !!
Respects to OZ.

@bishop8848

6y↑3

fucking oath

@jlaabs

6y↑1

YES, Sadly a year later...still the same old shit anthem

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@sicas2706

this is the best singer slash storey teller first herd him when i was a kid 40 years ago

@jofisher9692

37w↑1

Brilliant. An anthem for unlucky people 😂

@bearus08

6y↑14

What a legend! I remember listening to him in high school in the 80's. He was so much naughtier when you're a kid!

@ciskopike6723

10y↑100

Everybody in the world can relate to this song Kevin bloody Wilson just happens to make that shit day funny, so the next time you have one put this on and at least you'll get a smile at the end of it.

@cinnaplid

10y↑3

So true. Puts things into perspective.

@edwardmikaele9720

6y↑2

Theme song for a cunt of a day

@kevinwedlock3965

cisko -

@thomaslawton1

Brilliant. Scotland loves ya

@izziwright6803

please rise for the national anthem

@larnedriscoll1695

2y↑7

Absolutely love this song!! Definitely will be played at my funeral!!

@smokey528

6y↑87

I've had a cunt of a day too, but somehow this song makes me feel better.

@jakelynch2744

For my dad when he kicks the bucket love ya Tekka da Rekka

@GOFABVIDS

5y↑1

One thing Kevin bloody wilson never be missed as YouTube always have his songs

@moemurder9414

5y↑52

Please rise for Australian national anthem.

@kademate6888

😂

@harryneedham8863

9y↑202

This is basically me when I come home from school on a Monday

@SourerKraut

8y↑1

Damn right

@JefErickson

8y↑2

+harry needham This is me coming home from work, 4AM - 2 PM... Manually unloading fucking shipping containers. This song helps though xD Reminds u it could always be worse :P

@benjohnson679

Fakin right matw

@rosesforrevenge2600

8y↑2

@blakepatience8342

harry needham same

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@drankurbaruah

3y↑1

This is bloody brilliant!!!

Cheers from India 🍻

@grahamb1512

Great song great bloke

@nightjarl4972

5y↑3

Best Song I've Ever Heard 10/10

@haleyelliott85

5y↑3

I can't thank my grandfather playing this to us. Absolutely love Kevin bloody Wilson's

@VauxhallViva1975

This DVD is great. One of the many gems on this DVD, is this song.

@Jakster840

29w↑1

This was played before King Parrot's set in Houston. Slatts sang along to it.

@Jonxziis

4y↑133

Mom: "how was scho-"
Me: 0:01

@sodoffyouoldgoth1774

3y↑4

honestly same but with everyday life

@vancer3734

3y↑2

@@sodoffyouoldgoth1774 SAAAAAME

@fredoriagaming4466

3y↑1

I was going to say that!

@TobyNo1Awesomeness

Same here

@mrdrone7651

@@sodoffyouoldgoth1774 OMG SAME

@TomJerry-xm4ep

9y↑23

This songs my ringtone

@izzymurati1987

3y↑2

You have a very good ringtone then

@janbinneman5557

4y↑1

Fuck yeeeh!!! Especially Fridays!!!

@donaldwelon1525

Hello dear how are you doing over there ?

@janbinneman5557

3y↑1

@@donaldwelon1525 Good go better, but hanging in there, thanks.

@donaldwelon1525

@@janbinneman5557 D
So dear Tell me were are you from ?

@janbinneman5557

@@donaldwelon1525 From South Africa and you?

@donaldwelon1525

From Florida so dear can we continue our conversation on a private place

@garylourawlinson5720

So funny. Love Kevin Bloody Wilson.

@moonchild1758

6y↑5

And this is why we love Aussies!

@nathanreilly

9y↑5

This song made my day better.

@alexiscole6030

Kevin bloody wilson He is good rapping all his songs 😂

@qlccsa

1y↑2

Absolute legend... saw him at Revesby workers club last Friday night and by the end of it my face was sore from laughing and smiling.

@tommeany7255

6y↑6

This song can only be described as beautiful😭😂😭

@unorthodox_h7115

5y↑3

What a bloody legend

@kingbrah5495

2y↑1

Everyone stand for the Australia anthem

@stevewilton5949

Lol. This guy is so funny. What a great song.

@jakerossey9502

3y↑6

This song is fucking priceless lmfao 😂

@headxhunterlock7210

7y↑6

This song pretty much sums up life in the military 😂😂

@samuelmcmillan6832

3y↑1

My song of 2020...

@fullmind9923

5y↑1

What a gem of a song

@mynameissusan440

7y↑30

aussie humour is the best

@madeleinealdridge1788

2y↑5

I have been in a bad place since losing my dad in September 2021, but somehow found this and it made me laugh in a way that I haven’t in so long

@KayseeAndy

Kia ora Madeleine, I know it's been months since you posted this but I also know how the end of the year can be when you're missing the people you usually spend this time with, that's partially why I'm watching the video myself. I hope you're in a better place overall now, and that you spend the holidays with the people you love and remembering your dad. Just remember if you're having a cunt of a day & need to shout along to this, that there's always at least one other person in the world singing along with you 💖 keep making him proud!

@madeleinealdridge1788

@@KayseeAndy Thank you for your kind words, and taking the time 😀 Wishing you a very merry Christmas and a happy new year

@jakelynch2744

To my dad this song it sounds just like you all over

@duanebroughton8109

4y↑1

My dad will love this

@donaldwelon1525

Hey dear how are you doing over there ?

@donaldwelon1525

Hi dear how are you doing over there ?

@thetalentedking

7y↑16

only in Australia good old Kevin

@louispasut9408

5y↑8

Almost shit myself laughing 😂😂

@craigsutherland4726

Seen Kev at Edinburgh Playhouse the start of the 1990s. Awesome 😀

@paiulgibson5456

1y↑1

This was on our pub juke box and played most sat on the piss

@pennygodwin3055

7y↑3

Saw this fella last week. What a fuckin legend, did 1hour 40 mins, only after his daughter did 50mins. Both are immortal.

@chrystalturnerimananimallo4667

6y↑3

This is absolutely one of my favorites I always crack up at this one

@64GDQ

The great god Kev. Unrivalled...

@majorglory87

Great beer drinkin song.

@tobinakatarx

5y↑7

Theme of most parents lives 😅✌ 😂👏💖✨

@stevenoverturfso

8y↑6

talk about a wordsmith!!!! i laughed so hard i am still fuckin crying, lol

@paiulgibson5456

This was the most played song on our pub juke box for ages

@creeib

I was 21 in Laverton WA
Pay Friday disco.
Live show in Laverton.
Fabulous 👌

@darrenmason372

7y↑3

I want this played at my funeral 😂

@jackgibbons7410

6y↑5

Seen him 3 times now still makes me and my wife laugh

@shelleyhawkins1559

33w↑1

Legend.

@braidenfreeman4974

8y↑1

This song is the future song it's gotta be

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