Badness of Madness
Czarface Lyrics

I'm nicer than the good Samaritan
I am a kind and caring person

I make it rain, no wax but like a tribal African
I am rich and give out money generously

Got a call from my tall Spanish friend (ooh)
I received a phone call from a Spanish friend who is tall

Rugburn city, and now my knees need bandagin'
I got rug burn so bad that I need a bandage for my knees

Nah, the smoke's not loud, it's obnoxious
The smoke is not just noticeable, it is unpleasant

I spit cyber-hot shit to fry your fiber-optics
I rap so well that it can damage your electronic devices

Watch this magic trick
I am about to perform a magic trick

Quickly cut this bitch in half
I am performing a magic trick of cutting a person in half

Then walk off colder than a winter draft
I will leave the scene feeling indifferent and unbothered

Ask Mulder and Scully, Deck's style X-File
My style of rapping is like an X-File that could be investigated by Mulder and Scully

Extra-terrestrial, wow
My rap style is out of this world and extraordinary

Alien flow, cooler, super-Saiyan blow
My rapping is so cool that it is from another world and hits hard like a famous anime character's attack

Reppin' the mighty Wu Clan
I am proudly representing the Wu-Tang Clan, which is known for their skills in rap

Handin' out ass-whoopins on a group plan
I am beating up people with my squad

So call me Mr. CZARFACE
My name is Mr. CZARFACE

More action than the fight scene, the shootout, and the car chase
I am more exciting and intense than any action scene in movies

Villain gone haywire
A bad person is acting recklessly

Hey liar, don't cry wolf, say fire
Do not lie about a situation where people need help

Old guy'll stay by ya
An older person will remain loyal and helpful to you

The outcome cost more than what you paid prior
The results of your actions will be more expensive than what you invested

Turbulence from circumstance
Trouble arises due to situations happening outside of one's control

Quite perceptive
Very aware and observant

Do his dance, moment he turned and glanced
Someone turns and looks while they are celebrating

It's worth a thousand words
A situation can have a lot of meaning

Cowards die a thousand deaths
People who are afraid or weak-minded suffer more

Talent's fresh, so pay up with a pound of flesh
I am skilled, so give me something worthy in exchange

Now the test like cops barged in and found the mess
The situation is like when the police arrive at a crime scene

Outcome critical
The consequences are dire

Lay down in the ground and rest
Die and find peace

Wake up in a million years
Find yourself in the far future

Still here with his Villain peers
The bad people are still around

Hittin' gears for another pill and beers
I am driving fast and getting drunk and high

Me and Jorgito crack a joke, and still in tears
I enjoy joking around with my friend Jorgito

Guess God is a comedian
God has a sense of humor

While the poor get devoured in the jaws of greedy men
The rich people take advantage of the poor

Whose daughter's out dancin' to techno and BDM
The daughter of a wealthy person is listening to electronic dance music

Sell soul? Heck no
I will not give up my values and beliefs for money or success

Sucker, 'til we meet again
Goodbye, fool. We'll see each other later

Saga of the Villain
The story of the bad guy

Brand new chapters
New sections of the story

Do amass new billions
They are gathering a huge amount of money

Barf krill on masses and rose-gold pavilions
They are puking on the people and fancy buildings

Rare form of integrity
They have an unusual level of honesty and ethical behavior

Oughta draw gazillions
This honesty will attract a lot of people and money

All in their feelin's
Those listening to this story are getting emotional

Hatin' gets you nowhere
Being negative does not help you succeed

Go home, practice one-two checks
Go back to basics and work on your skills

You brought a knife to a gunfight
You are not prepared for a tough situation

Yeah well I would do that and stab the shooter
I would be prepared to fight back and defeat the enemy even with a disadvantage

Bruh sunlight
This is an interjection meant to show the writer's surprise or admiration

I'm bank of rehab
I can afford to attend rehab

No secrecy, I'm seekin' treatment
I am not hiding that I am getting treatment for my problems

For beating MCs repeatedly
I am seeking treatment for my addiction to beating other rappers

You petty locals
You are small-minded and insignificant

Made for soft shit like Kenny Chesney vocals
You are only suitable for listening to country music

Mine are more like Reggie Noble's
My musical taste is more like Reggie Noble's, a rapper known for his raw and aggressive style

Yeah, I'm up in this bitch with Fonzarelli
I am here with someone who is cool and popular, like Arthur Fonzarelli from the TV show Happy Days

Leave MCs ate, Eazy, no Compton deli
I will defeat rappers so easily, it's like I'm not even trying

Oh boy we in here like Chris Mullin'
We are here and ready to perform, like the basketball player Chris Mullin

I'mma do a heel turn and kick your fuckin' skull in
I am going to turn around and attack you aggressively

And walk away spittin poetry like Countee Cullen
I will leave the scene and express myself creatively, like the poet Countee Cullen

I'm the one true king of this one-two thing
I am the best at rapping

The way I kick bars and darts
I can rap really well and impressively

You'd think I mixed Marshall's art with mixed martial arts
My style of rapping is as good as combining Eminem's musical talent with martial arts skills