DAN is three stoned guys armed with a tascam 8 track, a drum machine, and a… Read Full Bio ↴DAN is three stoned guys armed with a tascam 8 track, a drum machine, and a few guitars and microphones who strive for the most obnoxious sound they could possibly make. It's dirty punk rock with all the fat cut out. If you don't get it, then go fuck yourself. Let me clear some shit up right now, DAN is not anyone in the band's name. We are named after John Goodman's greatest role of all-time, Dan Connors from Rosanne.
It all started mid 2009 when a local freaky musician, known as Dables got together with the punk/funk/lofi psychedlia weirdness of The Albino Porch Monkeys and over many bong hits and beer cans, potato chips, and camradrie, the three guys: David Walker, Sid Id, and Clayton Marx decided to form a new band.
This brings us to the two DAN mission statements:
1.) We aims to piss you off. We want you howling at the sky in anger and turmoil after listening to DAN. We want to upset the rest of your day with horribly catchy racket that you can't get out of your head no matter how hard you try. We want your ears to bleed and we play LOUD AS FUCK.
2.) We aims to write whatever the hell we want. If we want our songs to be 6 seconds long, then by god we will write a 6 second song about titfucking. We heed to no religion, sex, orientation, race, or culture. We hate them all and we thank those who don't laugh at themselves sometimes are assholes! We will never be censored for any reason, despite those who may think so. They can suck it! We will write whatever kind of genre we will feel like, we will fart in microphones and call it music if we see the need to do so, which is a good idea and we should put fart songs on the third album.
DAVID WALKER-guitar,etc
CLAY MARX-bass,etc
SID ID-vocals,etc
Our first album came out September 2009 and is titled "Magic Mountain". It is the definition of self-indulgence. It's pretty funny though even though we were super stoned the entire recording.
Our second album was recorded in August 2009, but we lazily didn't release it until early 2010 and is called "The Whatever EP". It is our experimental, free-form jam album. 6 tracks clocking in at almost a full hour. Good luck getting through that noisy weird-ass shit!
Our third album came out Spring 2010 and is called "Grandparents Forever". It is a return to our short, abrasive, psychedelic punk rock style. DAN agrees that it's better then the first album and we worked harder on it.
This is the end of "The Basement Trilogy". Our first 3 albums were all recorded in Sid's parent's house's basement on the same Tascam Portastudio dubbed "Mr. Tascam". The Basement was a stinky, cat-infested, no air conditioning, hippie dungeon. At least 50 different people came through that place and got fucked up and hung out or jammed with us during the 2 years that they lived there. And then Sid moved, and we lost our practice space.
Our fourth album, which we starting recording right after Sid moved, titled "Honey Berry Surprise" still isn't finished. Why? Because we got about 10 songs in and then some stupid shit went down. First off, it was hard to practice in our new house because it's in a garage in a neighborhood and people don't like us being loud and we get shut down a lot. Secondly, David and Sid got into an argument over a chick because they are both stupid. Thirdly, Clayton got busted with weed by the cops, got kicked out and moved to the other side of Greenville and was without a car. Sadly, we went on an indefinite hiatus for over a year.
BUT, in Fall of 2011, David and Sid kissed and made up and Clayton has a ride to Simpsonville to practice now, so by The Beard of Odin, DAN shall continue...
UPDATE: DAN called it quits in mid 2012, RIP DAN 2009-2012. I dug around on Mr. Tascam until I could find all the songs that we finished and now they are released here on soundcloud as "Honey Berry Surprise". We played 3 shows during our run, two in Fountain Inn and one in Greenville. THUS CONCLUDES THE STORY OF DAN. CHEERS DUDES!
It all started mid 2009 when a local freaky musician, known as Dables got together with the punk/funk/lofi psychedlia weirdness of The Albino Porch Monkeys and over many bong hits and beer cans, potato chips, and camradrie, the three guys: David Walker, Sid Id, and Clayton Marx decided to form a new band.
This brings us to the two DAN mission statements:
1.) We aims to piss you off. We want you howling at the sky in anger and turmoil after listening to DAN. We want to upset the rest of your day with horribly catchy racket that you can't get out of your head no matter how hard you try. We want your ears to bleed and we play LOUD AS FUCK.
2.) We aims to write whatever the hell we want. If we want our songs to be 6 seconds long, then by god we will write a 6 second song about titfucking. We heed to no religion, sex, orientation, race, or culture. We hate them all and we thank those who don't laugh at themselves sometimes are assholes! We will never be censored for any reason, despite those who may think so. They can suck it! We will write whatever kind of genre we will feel like, we will fart in microphones and call it music if we see the need to do so, which is a good idea and we should put fart songs on the third album.
DAVID WALKER-guitar,etc
CLAY MARX-bass,etc
SID ID-vocals,etc
Our first album came out September 2009 and is titled "Magic Mountain". It is the definition of self-indulgence. It's pretty funny though even though we were super stoned the entire recording.
Our second album was recorded in August 2009, but we lazily didn't release it until early 2010 and is called "The Whatever EP". It is our experimental, free-form jam album. 6 tracks clocking in at almost a full hour. Good luck getting through that noisy weird-ass shit!
Our third album came out Spring 2010 and is called "Grandparents Forever". It is a return to our short, abrasive, psychedelic punk rock style. DAN agrees that it's better then the first album and we worked harder on it.
This is the end of "The Basement Trilogy". Our first 3 albums were all recorded in Sid's parent's house's basement on the same Tascam Portastudio dubbed "Mr. Tascam". The Basement was a stinky, cat-infested, no air conditioning, hippie dungeon. At least 50 different people came through that place and got fucked up and hung out or jammed with us during the 2 years that they lived there. And then Sid moved, and we lost our practice space.
Our fourth album, which we starting recording right after Sid moved, titled "Honey Berry Surprise" still isn't finished. Why? Because we got about 10 songs in and then some stupid shit went down. First off, it was hard to practice in our new house because it's in a garage in a neighborhood and people don't like us being loud and we get shut down a lot. Secondly, David and Sid got into an argument over a chick because they are both stupid. Thirdly, Clayton got busted with weed by the cops, got kicked out and moved to the other side of Greenville and was without a car. Sadly, we went on an indefinite hiatus for over a year.
BUT, in Fall of 2011, David and Sid kissed and made up and Clayton has a ride to Simpsonville to practice now, so by The Beard of Odin, DAN shall continue...
UPDATE: DAN called it quits in mid 2012, RIP DAN 2009-2012. I dug around on Mr. Tascam until I could find all the songs that we finished and now they are released here on soundcloud as "Honey Berry Surprise". We played 3 shows during our run, two in Fountain Inn and one in Greenville. THUS CONCLUDES THE STORY OF DAN. CHEERS DUDES!
Morrison
D.A.N Lyrics
I wrote this for your birthday
Then I seent you with your ex
And it's cool baby
Really I wish you the best
Cus yous a dope ass chick
With pretty eyes and pretty lips
And I'ma keep it real
I was falling for that kiss
So he came at a good time
Cus it was time for me to dip
Everytime I start to feel
These girls be like yo thats it
And it's cool I guess
I'm always prospecting the next
Got to have something to smash
But ain't about just sex
I'm looking for some love
I'm gonna miss your smile
And making you laugh
I'm gonna Miss the way you squint your eyes
And look at me like what
I was getting love struck
Now I'm gonna be stuck
But only for a couple days
I'll find another one boo
And then nother one too
But I won't forget you
Don't forget none of y'all
Y'all kept piece of my heart
And I'm thankful for all of you
Y'all the muse to my art
And most of my story ark too
This one goes out
To all the girls that I've dated
The ones I just fuck
And the ones that I played with
The ones that stole my heart
The ones that always come back
The ones still acting up
And the ones that got me fuck up
This one goes out
Middle school crushes
To the girls looking up me
Rocking eyelashes
The ones with the cat eye
And the ones with fat asses
That one from SD
And the one who lives on sunset
This one goes out
To all the girls that I've dated
The ones I just fuck
And the ones that I played with
The ones that stole my heart
The ones that always come back
The ones still acting up
And the ones that got me fuck up
This one goes out
Middle school crushes
To the girls looking up me
Rocking eyelashes
The ones with the cat eye
And the ones with fat asses
That one from SD
And the one who lives on sunset
And I was born a Leo
In the year of of the rabbit
A walking. Contradiction
I'm always love sick
But I'm also always out
To get some spit on my dick
Si... soy mujeriego
Es por lo mismo
Conmigo ninguna
Se a portada chido
Empiezan siempre bien
Pero siempre sacan filo
Luego sale el ex
O otro desaparecido
Y no soy celoso
Pero lo que es mío es mío
Y si no pa Lante mami
Estoy acostumbrado al frío
Lo bueno aquí en califas
Siempre sale un solecito
Y mal acompañado
Mejor me quedo solito
Amorfoda
Pregúntale a Benito
Sin ti no va bien
Y mal ni un poquito
Probablemente ya
Me dejaste en el olvido
No te guardo rencor
Pero ojalá que con quién estés
Sea un tipo abburido
Un Tonto repremido
This one goes out
To all the girls that I've dated
The ones I just fuck
And the ones that I played with
The ones that stole my heart
The ones that always come back
The ones still acting up
And the ones that got me fuck up
This one goes out
Middle school crushes
To the girls looking up me
Rocking eyelashes
The ones with the cat eye
And the ones with fat asses
That one from SD
And the one who lives on sunset
This one goes out
To all the girls that I've dated
The ones I just fuck
And the ones that I played with
The ones that stole my heart
The ones that always come back
The ones still acting up
And the ones that got me fuck up
This one goes out
Middle school crushes
To the girls looking up me
Rocking eyelashes
The ones with the cat eye
And the ones with fat asses
That one from SD
And the one who lives on sunset
Then I seent you with your ex
And it's cool baby
Really I wish you the best
Cus yous a dope ass chick
With pretty eyes and pretty lips
And I'ma keep it real
I was falling for that kiss
So he came at a good time
Cus it was time for me to dip
These girls be like yo thats it
And it's cool I guess
I'm always prospecting the next
Got to have something to smash
But ain't about just sex
I'm looking for some love
I'm gonna miss your smile
And making you laugh
I'm gonna Miss the way you squint your eyes
And look at me like what
I was getting love struck
Now I'm gonna be stuck
But only for a couple days
I'll find another one boo
And then nother one too
But I won't forget you
Don't forget none of y'all
Y'all kept piece of my heart
And I'm thankful for all of you
Y'all the muse to my art
And most of my story ark too
This one goes out
To all the girls that I've dated
The ones I just fuck
And the ones that I played with
The ones that stole my heart
The ones that always come back
The ones still acting up
And the ones that got me fuck up
This one goes out
Middle school crushes
To the girls looking up me
Rocking eyelashes
The ones with the cat eye
And the ones with fat asses
That one from SD
And the one who lives on sunset
This one goes out
To all the girls that I've dated
The ones I just fuck
And the ones that I played with
The ones that stole my heart
The ones that always come back
The ones still acting up
And the ones that got me fuck up
This one goes out
Middle school crushes
To the girls looking up me
Rocking eyelashes
The ones with the cat eye
And the ones with fat asses
That one from SD
And the one who lives on sunset
And I was born a Leo
In the year of of the rabbit
A walking. Contradiction
I'm always love sick
But I'm also always out
To get some spit on my dick
Si... soy mujeriego
Es por lo mismo
Conmigo ninguna
Se a portada chido
Empiezan siempre bien
Pero siempre sacan filo
Luego sale el ex
O otro desaparecido
Y no soy celoso
Pero lo que es mío es mío
Y si no pa Lante mami
Estoy acostumbrado al frío
Lo bueno aquí en califas
Siempre sale un solecito
Y mal acompañado
Mejor me quedo solito
Amorfoda
Pregúntale a Benito
Sin ti no va bien
Y mal ni un poquito
Probablemente ya
Me dejaste en el olvido
No te guardo rencor
Pero ojalá que con quién estés
Sea un tipo abburido
Un Tonto repremido
This one goes out
To all the girls that I've dated
The ones I just fuck
And the ones that I played with
The ones that stole my heart
The ones that always come back
The ones still acting up
And the ones that got me fuck up
This one goes out
Middle school crushes
To the girls looking up me
Rocking eyelashes
The ones with the cat eye
And the ones with fat asses
That one from SD
And the one who lives on sunset
This one goes out
To all the girls that I've dated
The ones I just fuck
And the ones that I played with
The ones that stole my heart
The ones that always come back
The ones still acting up
And the ones that got me fuck up
This one goes out
Middle school crushes
To the girls looking up me
Rocking eyelashes
The ones with the cat eye
And the ones with fat asses
That one from SD
And the one who lives on sunset
Lyrics © O/B/O DistroKid
Written by: Edxon Gonzalez Paloalto
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That was nice of them, I hope you are doing fantastically well now!
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I'm listening now too missing my ex
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Heard that song on the "Michael" sound track and have been a fan ever since.
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It's 2/12/24 and I think I discovered while listening to Ernie's Record Mart. Wow