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D.J. Dado Lyrics

This is how it goes
Listen up, I'm about to tell you how it all works

Give me your attention, stop what you're doin' and listen up
Pay attention, I have something important to say

Because my partner in rhyme is about to tear it up
My friend is about to impress everyone with his skills

Jeff is if someone said that your beats don't excite
What would Jeff say if someone insulted his beats?

And that your cuts were whack, what would you say?
Jeff would dismiss the insult and continue to impress

Yeah, right
As if that would ever be true

Jeff's about to give an incredible display
Jeff is going to show off his amazing skills

And unequivocally prove that he's the best deejay
He will show that he is without a doubt the top DJ

His name is Jazzy Jeff and he's preparing to shake and make you move
Jeff, also known as Jazzy Jeff, is going to get the crowd dancing

To this long and strong theme song, Jazzy's groove
This beat is called Jazzy's groove and it's going to get everyone moving

And it'll make 'em clap to this
People will start clapping to the beat

Make 'em clap to this
Encouraging people to continue clapping

Hey yo, Jeff
Talking directly to Jeff

Come on, yeah
Keep the beat going

You know, a lot of deejays, they're just short pieces of statues
Many DJs are not very skilled or memorable

My deejay's swift and exciting and coming at you
My DJ is skilled, exciting, and ready to impress

To other deejays Jeff is just too much
Other DJs are intimidated by Jeff's skills

He doesn't use the line switch as a transform crutch
Jeff doesn't rely on a specific technique to impress

Never missin beats, always on time with the rhyme
Jeff is always on point with the beat and lyrics

You know the scratches are fine when intertwined with a bass line
Scratches sound great when mixed in with the bass line

Live in concert, Jeff is never Memorex
Jeff sounds just as amazing live as he does on a recording

You don't believe he's def?
Do you really think Jeff is not incredibly talented?

Check the flex
Watch him show off his skills

Jeff cuts up
Jeff shows off his scratching skills

Don't stop to the rhythm, 'cause I
Keep dancing to the beat

I could talk forever, but still never explain
Words can't fully describe how amazing Jeff is

Why deejays flee when they hear Jeff's name
Other DJs are scared to compete with Jeff

Jeff is number one, even though he just begun
Jeff is already the best, even though he has only just started

Ruling hip-hop as if he was Attila the hun
Jeff dominates the hip-hop scene

We make records, it all adds up a kaleidoscope
We create music that is diverse and interesting

We work hard, so people can't deny that it's dope
Our hard work shows in the quality of our music

Some music makes you shake, some makes you move
Different music has different effects on people

Now here's what I want y'all to do
I want you to follow my instructions

This beat is dope and it's called Jazzy's groove
This beat is amazing and it's known as Jazzy's groove

Na-na-na-na
Nonsensical sounds that go along with the beat

Break
Pause in the music

The uncannible
Not sure what this means, could be a typo or a made-up word

Breakdown
Shift in the music to a more intense beat

Music has a tendency, a way of makin you feel it
Music has the power to evoke emotions

It's been a secret and Jeff is about to reveal it
Jeff is going to show you the magic of music

He'll get you hype, no kiddin, as def as Jeff is
Jeff will get you excited and he is incredibly talented

He makes you smile and bow while he's flexin
Jeff makes you happy when he shows off his skills

He's a magician of sorts, it's kind of a sport
Jeff is like a magician when he mixes and scratches

Jeff houses the wheels like Michael Jordan the courts
Jeff is to music like Michael Jordan is to basketball

Ask who's the best and people'll say that Jeffrey is
Everyone knows Jeff is the best

Here's a math lesson, so you can all see how def he is
I'm going to use math to show you just how talented Jeff is

(one) plus (one) is (two)
1 + 1 = 2

(Once again back is the incredible)
This line is from another song, not sure why it's included

And (two) plus (one) is (three)
2 + 1 = 3

(The music just turns me on)
Lyrics from another song, not sure why it's included

And (two) plus (two) is (four)
2 + 2 = 4

(Play it on the radio)
Another line from a different song, not sure why it's included

And (one) plus (two) is (three)
1 + 2 = 3

Four
Not sure why this line is by itself

Look, it's simple, just admit it
It's easy to see that Jeff is the best

Jeff is the deafest, you wanted a battle, forget it
Jeff is unbeatable, there's no point in trying to compete

You're a fool, you're slippin, you're looney, you're crazy
If you challenge Jeff, you're making a mistake and you're crazy

No ifs, no ands if he tests your butt, baby
If Jeff challenges you, you better be ready to prove yourself

The music is dope, don't fight it, just give in
The beat is awesome, just enjoy it

Hey yo Jeff, man, tell em why you did it
Jeff, explain why you created this amazing beat

(I made the beat hype, but still kinda smooth)
Jeff is proud of his beat, it's exciting but still has a smooth flow

And it's dope, right? (For sure) Jazzy's groove
Everyone thinks the beat is awesome, it's called Jazzy's groove

It goes 'ooh' ooh
Nonsensical lyrics that go with the beat

Here we go
The beat is starting up again

Make you go ooh ooh
Encouraging people to dance and enjoy the music