Blind
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An El Paso hellhole, I couldn't get higher
The place I was in was awful and I couldn't feel any worse

White lightning moonshine tastes like fire
The homemade liquor I drank tasted extremely strong

I drank for free 'til I couldn't see
I drank so much alcohol that I lost my ability to see

I fell on the floor, what I said is
I was so intoxicated that I fell on the ground, and this was what I said:

I'm blind in Texas (Texas)
I'm completely drunk and can't see straight in Texas

The lone star is hot tonight
The Texas state flag is waving high and looks impressive tonight

Them cowboys have taken my eyes
The cowboys I partied with have caused me to become blind because of the amount of alcohol I consumed

I drink Dallas whiskey and lost my mind
I've gone insane after consuming whiskey from Dallas

Had high-balls in Houston, three for a dime, yeah
I had cheap drinks that contained a lot of alcohol in Houston

Everything starts to spin, loaded on gin
The world around me begins to whirl as I'm under the influence of gin

San Antonio and the West Texas town, El Paso Corpus Christi and Waco, Yellow Rose is wild
I've been to many cities in Texas, and they all have lively nightlife scenes

Raisin' hell in Austin just after sundown
I'm enjoying myself and causing trouble in Austin when the sun goes down

When the hoosegow police decided to come round, they said "Boy, what's the matter with you? What you tryin' to do?"
The police came to deal with my rowdy behavior and asked me why I was causing trouble

I looked at the man and I said Oh boy, I think I'll have another one of these
I looked at the officer and said that I wanted another drink

(You're dreamin' buddy) What? (Time to go home) It's time to do what? (Go home!) Uh, but I don't wanna go home Hell, home's in California what am I supposed to do Get on a horse and ride all the way back to LA? (Yeah, don't fall off) I don't understand (We ain't got no more) What do you mean you ain't got no more liquor? (Split goofball!) The hell you say! (Hahaha, suffer!)
I'm having a conversation with the police, who are telling me that it's time to go home and that they don't have any more alcohol. I protest, arguing that I don't want to go home because I live in California.

I'm blind in Texas
I'm completely drunk and can't see anymore because of the amount of alcohol I consumed in Texas

Texas, Texas, Texas
I can't stop thinking about Texas and all of the wild nights I've had there