Pimp Like Me
D12; Dina Rae Lyrics

G shit
This is authentic and true gangster lifestyle.

What up?
Greetings, how are you?

I gotta tell you motherfuckers the truth
I need to share the honest reality with all of you.

This is straight G shit
This is pure gangster lifestyle.

And all you can do is respect it
You have no choice but to show admiration for it.

Well I'ma state my name, Swift McVay
Let me introduce myself as Swift McVay.

None of y'all niggas got shit to say
None of you have anything important to say.

Rhymes keep comin' off like a toupee
My rhymes flow effortlessly like a well-attached toupee.

Plus I'm big-headed, runnin' things my way
I am confident and in control, doing things according to my own preferences.

A selfish man, the back of the hand
I am self-centered and not afraid to be physically abusive.

Be slappin' the hell out of hoes because I can
I enjoy violently striking women purely because I have the power to do so.

Prostitute, I want my loot
I see women as commodities, and I demand to receive money from them.

And I don't give a fuck about your broke-ass man and
I don't care at all about your financially struggling partner.

Y'all givin' niggas what they needin'
You are providing men with what they desire.

'Til bitches understand I'm mean and
Until women comprehend that I am cruel and heartless.

Swift McVay is, blowin' up
My popularity and success are rapidly growing.

Courvoisier 'til I'm throwin' up
I will keep drinking Courvoisier until I vomit.

Wanna player hate me, bitch so what?
If you want to criticize or envy me, go ahead, it doesn't affect me.

What's yo' function? Where's yo' bucks?
What is your purpose? Where is your money?

All you want to do is want to stick him up
Your only desire is to rob others.

You want to rob me but I got too much (ha)
You plan to steal from me, but I possess too many valuable things.

D-12, naturally lifted
The members of D-12 are naturally high or elevated in status.

You niggas better duck when I cock the biscuit
You should be prepared to take cover when I pull out and aim my gun.

You fuck wit me, I fuck wit you
If you mess with me, I'll mess with you in return.

Your entourage, nigga fuck them too
I have no respect or regard for your group of friends.

I got grenades
I possess grenades for destructive purposes.

What the hell your little twenty-two gon' do?
A small caliber weapon like your twenty-two is useless.

(Y'all ain't gon' shoot)
You are not capable of shooting.

Y'all major soft
You are extremely weak and feeble.

Cops gettin' mad 'cause I paid 'em off, made 'em cough
Law enforcement officers become angry because I bribe them and make them choke.

Blood and shit
I inflict harm and brutality upon others.

That's what the hell you motherfuckers get, we runs this bitch
That is the consequence you deserve, we dominate and control this territory.

So hey, you ain't gotta be scared to fuck
Don't be afraid to engage in sexual activity.

If you want head, then prepare to suck (do it)
If you desire oral sex, be ready to perform it on me.

Even if the nigga don't care to nut
Even if the man doesn't care to ejaculate.

For every stroke, it's a hundred bucks
Every movement during sex has a monetary value of one hundred dollars.

Respect the game, you just a slut
Acknowledge and honor the rules of the profession, you are merely a promiscuous person.

So open your legs up and get my duck
Spread your legs and allow me to engage in sexual intercourse with you.

You just a (ho)
You are nothing but a prostitute.

You just my (ho)
You are exclusively my prostitute.

Dirty-ass (ho)
Filthy and unhygienic prostitute.

I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch
I am your pimp, you belong to me.

Go get my (dough)
Retrieve the money I earned from prostitution.

Go bring me my (dough)
Deliver the money I earned from prostitution to me.

I don't spit game, no longer than my name
I don't waste time or effort in seducing women.

Then when my chain hang, my nuts do the same
When my jewelry hangs, my testicles follow suit.

Don't pay pussy, pussy pay me
I don't pay for sex, instead, I profit from it.

Bitch, slut, whore or lady (yup)
I refer to women as derogatory terms, regardless of their character.

And knowin' the fact, I was born to mack
Being aware that I was destined to be a skilled seducer.

That's why I got a ho in the back, blowin' my sack
That explains why I have a prostitute in the rear, performing oral sex on me.

Got good game, that's a hood thang
I possess excellent seduction skills, as is common in the neighborhood.

Now that you bring loot off poo-tang
Now that you bring in income from prostitution.

Let 'em all bang, run that cheese
Allow multiple customers to engage in sexual activity, and collect their money.

Tell that trick nigga (come back please)
Inform the customer to return for more services.

Rob a L7, that's a square
Rob someone who is naive and oblivious.

You a bottom ho, you gotta know
You occupy the lowest rank among prostitutes, you need to understand that.

Off you I plan to make a lot of dough
I intend to earn a significant amount of money from your work.

So suck fast, bitch, and swallow slow
Perform oral sex quickly, and ingest seminal fluid slowly.

(Ah) Bitch, quit talkin' back
Stop responding disrespectfully, bitch.

(Ah-ah) Now walk the track
No more arguing, go out and work the streets.

I don't pay for ass, you pump my gas
I don't pay for sex, you provide me with fuel.

You get slapped when we're short of cash
I physically assault you when we have a shortage of money.

I get whiplash when I hit the gas
I accelerate in a way that causes the sensation of whiplash.

And I holla out the window of the hatch
I shout from the open window of the car's rear compartment.

Where's my scratch? Bitch, that's it
Give me my money, that's all.

Suck it, stroke it, make me rich
Provide oral and manual stimulation in order to generate wealth for me.

As a token of my appreciation it's
To show my gratitude, it is customary.

Another client for you to hit
Another customer for you to engage with sexually.

I don't give a fuck if you gotta go home to the kids
I don't care that you have to return home to your children.

You shoulda picked another occupation, trick
You should have chosen a different line of work, prostitute.

Now you're stuck with me, fuck with me
Now you are trapped with me, you are involved with me.

And I'ma slap you up in this truck
And I am going to physically abuse you in this vehicle.

You must be out your mind or somethin'
You must be insane or experiencing irrationality.

Cryin' and whinin' like you tired or somethin'
Complaining and sobbing as if you are exhausted.

Go suck some head until it aches from buffin'
Engage in oral sex until your jaws become sore.

You don't work? You make nothin'
If you don't engage in prostitution, you will earn nothing.

I'm just another case of a lazy husband
I'm just an example of a negligent spouse.

I want the paper stack
I desire a large amount of money.

Buy you an outfit, then take it back
Purchase clothing for you, but eventually return it for a refund.

When you page me bitch I never page you back
When you try to contact me, I intentionally ignore you.

You only act a certain way that I make you act (what up?)
You only behave in ways that I dictate to you.

Hoes recognize, and niggas do too
Prostitutes and men both acknowledge and understand this.

'Cause they realize that niggas do shoot
They comprehend that men are capable of shooting.

Don't like a chick that act too cute
I dislike a girl who behaves excessively confident or attractive.

Bitch, hold my gat down when I shoot hoops (oh yeah)
Girl, keep my gun secure while I am playing basketball.

And don't be askin' me, all kind of questions
Don't inquire about various matters incessantly.

All harassin' me, callin' stressin'
Constantly bothering and causing stress for me.

Or I may have to release some aggression
Otherwise, I might need to vent my anger.

Beat you to death and teach you a lesson
Violently harm you until you learn your place.

Lookin' for handouts like you my damn spouse
Seeking financial assistance as if you were my spouse.

Pull your pants down and fuck my mans now
Lower your trousers and engage in sexual activity with my friends.

Shut your damn mouth or get in the damn house
Stay silent or enter the house immediately.

Off with the damn blouse and suck on my damn crotch
Remove the blouse immediately and perform oral sex on my genitals.

Sell that pussy
Engage in prostitution.

Sell that pussy, bitch
Engage in prostitution, you female dog.

Get out there and switch and go make Bizarre rich
Go out and attract clients, generating money for Bizarre.

You got a itch? You fuckin' dirty bitch
Do you have an itch? You damn filthy prostitute.

Now get on the corner, and start suckin' some dick
Now go to the street corner, and begin performing oral sex.

Niggas want pussy, and I need cash
Men desire sexual activity, and I require money.

So mom, get out there and start sellin yo' dirty ass
So mom, go out and start offering your promiscuous services.

Bizarre quick to hit 'em, and then stick 'em
Bizarre is swift in engaging with clients, and then taking their money.

Fuck it, I'll let you hit one of my victims
Whatever, I'll allow you to engage with one of my clients.

(Somebody help, I'm on 7 Mile and)
(Somebody help, I'm currently located on 7 Mile and)

Shut up bitch, you talk too much
Be quiet, female dog, you talk excessively.

Now you about to get fucked in your dirty butt
Now I am going to engage in anal sex with you.

You never seen a pimp like me, out here whorin'
You have never encountered a pimp like me, who engages in prostitution.

Shut your fuckin' mouth and you'll be out by the mornin'
Stay quiet and you will be free by morning.

'Cause I'm the dirtiest pimp you ever heard of
I am the most depraved pimp you have ever encountered.

Give me my five-thousand, and take this cheeseburger (bitch)
Give me the five thousand dollars you owe me, and accept this cheeseburger as payment.

Go suck dick in the back of the party
Proceed to perform oral sex discreetly at the rear of the party.

So what if you on your period, blood never hurt nobody
It doesn't matter if you are menstruating, blood never harmed anyone during sexual activities.

You just a (ho)
You are nothing but a prostitute.

You just my (ho)
You exclusively belong to me as a prostitute.

Dirty-ass (ho)
Filthy and unhygienic prostitute.

I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch
I am your pimp, you are my subordinate.

Get me my (dough)
Bring me the money I earned from prostitution.

Go get me my (dough)
Retrieve the money I earned from prostitution for me.

I don't spit game, no longer than my name
I don't waste time in seducing women.

Then when my chain hang, my nuts do the same
When my jewelry hangs, my testicles hang as well.

Don't pay pussy, pussy pay me
I don't pay for sex, instead, I profit from it.

Bitch, slut, whore or lady (yup)
I address women with derogatory terms, regardless of their character.

And knowin' the fact, I was born to mack
Being aware that I was destined to be a skilled seducer.

That's why I got a ho in the back, blowin' my sack
That is why I have a prostitute in the rear, performing oral sex on me.

Got good game, that's a hood thang
I possess excellent seduction skills, as is common in the neighborhood.

Now that you bring loot off poo-tang
Now that you bring in income from prostitution.

Let 'em all bang, run that cheese
Allow multiple customers to engage in sexual activity, and collect their money.

Tell that trick nigga (come back please)
Inform the customer to return for more services.

Rob a L7, that's a square
Rob someone who is naive and oblivious.

You a bottom ho, you gotta know
You occupy the lowest rank among prostitutes, you need to understand that.

Off you I plan to make a lot of dough
I intend to earn a significant amount of money from your work.

So suck fast, bitch, and swallow slow
Perform oral sex quickly, and ingest seminal fluid slowly.

(Ah) Bitch, quit talkin' back
Stop responding disrespectfully, bitch.

(Ah-ah) Now walk the track
No more arguing, go out and work the streets.

I don't pay for ass, you pump my gas
I don't pay for sex, you provide me with fuel.

You get slapped when we're short of cash
I physically assault you when we have a shortage of money.

I get whiplash when I hit the gas
I accelerate in a way that causes the sensation of whiplash.

And I holla out the window of the hatch
I shout from the open window of the car's rear compartment.

Where's my scratch? Bitch, that's it
Give me my money, that's all.

Suck it, stroke it, make me rich
Provide oral and manual stimulation in order to generate wealth for me.

As a token of my appreciation it's
To show my gratitude, it is customary.

Another client for you to hit
Another customer for you to engage with sexually.

I don't give a fuck if you gotta go home to the kids
I don't care that you have to return home to your children.

You shoulda picked another occupation, trick
You should have chosen a different line of work, prostitute.

Now you're stuck with me, fuck with me
Now you are trapped with me, you are involved with me.

And I'ma slap you up in this truck
And I am going to physically abuse you in this vehicle.

You must be out your mind or somethin'
You must be insane or experiencing irrationality.

Cryin' and whinin' like you tired or somethin'
Complaining and sobbing as if you are exhausted.

Go suck some head until it aches from buffin'
Engage in oral sex until your jaws become sore.

You don't work? You make nothin'
If you don't engage in prostitution, you will earn nothing.

I'm just another case of a lazy husband
I'm just an example of a negligent spouse.

I want the paper stack
I desire a large amount of money.

Buy you an outfit, then take it back
Purchase clothing for you, but eventually return it for a refund.

When you page me bitch I never page you back
When you try to contact me, I intentionally ignore you.

You only act a certain way that I make you act (what up?)
You only behave in ways that I dictate to you.

Hoes recognize, and niggas do too
Prostitutes and men both acknowledge and understand this.

'Cause they realize that niggas do shoot
They comprehend that men are capable of shooting.

Don't like a chick that act too cute
I dislike a girl who behaves excessively confident or attractive.

Bitch, hold my gat down when I shoot hoops (oh yeah)
Girl, keep my gun secure while I am playing basketball.

And don't be askin' me, all kind of questions
Don't inquire about various matters incessantly.

All harassin' me, callin' stressin'
Constantly bothering and causing stress for me.

Or I may have to release some aggression
Otherwise, I might need to vent my anger.

Beat you to death and teach you a lesson
Violently harm you until you learn your place.

Lookin' for handouts like you my damn spouse
Seeking financial assistance as if you were my spouse.

Pull your pants down and fuck my mans now
Lower your trousers and engage in sexual activity with my friends.

Shut your damn mouth or get in the damn house
Stay silent or enter the house immediately.

Off with the damn blouse and suck on my damn crotch
Remove the blouse immediately and perform oral sex on my genitals.

You just a (ho)
You are nothing but a prostitute.

You just my (ho)
You exclusively belong to me as a prostitute.

Dirty-ass (ho)
Filthy and unhygienic prostitute.

I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch
I am your pimp, you are my subordinate.

Get me my (dough)
Bring me the money I earned from prostitution.

Go bring me my (dough)
Deliver the money I earned from prostitution to me.

Sell that pussy
Engage in prostitution.

Sell that pussy, bitch
Engage in prostitution, you female dog.

Get out there and switch and go make Bizarre rich
Go out and attract clients, generating money for Bizarre.

You got a itch? You fuckin' dirty bitch
Do you have an itch? You damn filthy prostitute.

Now get on the corner, and start suckin' some dick
Now go to the street corner, and begin performing oral sex.

Niggas want pussy, and I need cash
Men desire sexual activity, and I require money.

So mom, get out there and start sellin yo' dirty ass
So mom, go out and start offering your promiscuous services.

Bizarre quick to hit 'em, and then stick 'em
Bizarre is swift in engaging with clients, and then taking their money.

Fuck it, I'll let you hit one of my victims
Whatever, I'll allow you to engage with one of my clients.

(Somebody help, I'm on 7 Mile and)
(Somebody help, I'm currently located on 7 Mile and)

Shut up bitch, you talk too much
Be quiet, female dog, you talk excessively.

Now you about to get fucked in your dirty butt
Now I am going to engage in anal sex with you.

You never seen a pimp like me, out here whorin'
You have never encountered a pimp like me, who engages in prostitution.

Shut your fuckin' mouth and you'll be out by the mornin'
Stay quiet and you will be free by morning.

'Cause I'm the dirtiest pimp you ever heard of
I am the most depraved pimp you have ever encountered.

Give me my five-thousand, and take this cheeseburger (bitch)
Give me the five thousand dollars you owe me, and accept this cheeseburger as payment.

Go suck dick in the back of the party
Proceed to perform oral sex discreetly at the rear of the party.

So what if you on your period, blood never hurt nobody
It doesn't matter if you are menstruating, blood never harmed anyone during sexual activities.

You just a (ho)
You are nothing but a prostitute.

You just my (ho)
You exclusively belong to me as a prostitute.

Dirty-ass (ho)
Filthy and unhygienic prostitute.

I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch
I am your pimp, you are my subordinate.

Get me my (dough)
Bring me the money I earned from prostitution.

Go bring me my (dough)
Deliver the money I earned from prostitution to me.

You just a (ho)
You are nothing but a prostitute.

You just a (ho)
You are nothing but a prostitute.

That's all you is (ho, ho, ho)
Prostitution is your only purpose.

You just a dirty-ass bitch
You are a repulsive and foul woman.

A dirty-ass, nasty-ass, stinky-ass, filthy-ass, stanky-ass bitch
A disgustingly unclean, unpleasant, foul-smelling, and repulsive woman.

Hahaha
An expression of amusement or laughter.

But I love you (hahaha)
Despite it all, I have affection for you (hahaha).

Kim
A reference to the singer Kim.

And there you have it god damnit, the fundamentals of pimpin'
Now you have been enlightened about the basic principles of pimping.

You heard it here first, from the Dirtiest Dozen you ever seen in yo' goddamn life
You are receiving this information before anyone else, from the most depraved group you have ever encountered.

Yo, this is Rondell Fiend on the scene
Hello, this is Rondell Fiend reporting from the current location.

And we keep the pussyholes smilin' because we always wylin'
We keep the prostitutes happy by behaving recklessly and unpredictably.

You know what I'msayin?
Do you understand what I'm saying?

Fuck all what everybody else talkin' 'bout
Disregard what anyone else is saying.

We lettin' you know right here
We are informing you right now.

That pimpin', it ain't dead
The lifestyle of being a pimp is still alive and well.

We love gettin' head, in a dirty-ass bed
We enjoy receiving oral sex, even in an unclean bed.

That's just what we do
That is simply our way of life.

You know we was throwin' heroin pimp parties back in 1968
We used to host parties combining heroin usage and pimping as far back as 1968.

The pussy is all great
Sexual activity with prostitutes is of high quality.

I'll see you at eight, bitch
I will meet you at eight o'clock, female dog.