Purple Pills
D12 Lyrics

I take a couple uppers, I down a couple downers
I consume stimulants and depressants

But nothing compares to these blue and yellow purple pills
But these blue and yellow purple pills are my favorite

I've been to mushroom mountain, once or twice but who's countin'?
I've used psychedelic mushrooms before, no need to keep track

Cool, calm, just like my mom
I feel relaxed like my mom does when she takes Valium

With a couple of Valium inside her palm
She takes Valium in her hand

It's Mr. Mischief with a trick up his sleeve
I'm a mischievous person with something sneaky planned

Roll up on you like Christopher Reeves
I'll surprise you like Christopher Reeves in a wheelchair

I can't describe the vibe I get
I can't explain the feeling I'm experiencing

When I drive by six people and five I hit (whoops)
When I accidentally hit five out of six people with my car

Aw shit, I started a mosh pit
Oh no, I caused a mosh pit to form

Squashed a bitch and stomped her foster kids (ah)
I accidentally killed a girl and trampled her foster children

These shrooms make me hallucinate
These mushrooms make me see things that aren't real

Then I sweat 'til I start losin' weight
I sweat excessively and begin to lose weight

'Til I see dumb shit start happenin'
Until I begin to witness foolish events

Dumber than Vanilla Ice tryna rap again (oh)
Even more foolish than Vanilla Ice attempting to rap again

So bounce, bounce, come on bounce
So let's jump, jump, come on let's jump

Everybody in the house with a half an ounce (me)
Everyone in the house should have a half-ounce of drugs

Not weed, I meant coke, dumb-ass sit down
I'm referring to cocaine, not marijuana, so sit down and listen

We don't bullshit, better ask around
We don't lie, go and ask other people about us

D12 throws the bombest bash in town
D12 hosts the craziest party in town

Bizarre, your mom is passin' out
Bizarre, your mom is fainting

Get her ass on the couch 'fore she crashes out (come on)
Help her sit down on the couch before she passes out

Fuck that, someone help Denaun
Forget about that, someone assist Denaun

He's upstairs naked with a weapon drawn
He's upstairs with no clothes on and has a weapon in his hand

Hey Von you see me steppin' on these leprechauns?
Hey Von, do you see me crushing these leprechauns under my feet?

It gotta be acid 'cause the X is gone
It must be LSD because the ecstasy pills are finished

Yeah, I took 'em all, dawg, with some parmesan
I consumed all of them, with some cheese (parmesan)

And I think my arm is gone
I believe that my arm is missing

Naw, it's probably numb
Actually, it's probably just numb

Young, dumb, and full of cum
I'm young, stupid, and sexually aroused

And I think he 'bout to swallow his tongue
I believe he's going to choke on his own tongue

Scary-ass it was a false alarm
It was a terrifying experience, but it turned out to be a false alarm

You think I'm 'bout to die when I just got on?
Why would I die so soon after I started using drugs?

Well, stop actin' stupid
Stop behaving foolishly

You so high that you might wake up with a guy on some new shit (ew)
You're so intoxicated that you might wake up next to a strange man doing something weird

Yeah, I think I did too much (uh-huh)
Yes, I believe that I consumed too much of the drug

This substance equals cups (uh-huh)
I have consumed so much of this substance that it could fill many cups

Red pills, blue pills, and green
I've used different colored pills, such as red, blue, and green

Big pills (that's ill), Mescaline
I've also taken large pills and a hallucinogenic drug called Mescaline

Dirty Dozen, eighty of us, Shady brothers, ladies love us
I'm part of the Dirty Dozen group of rappers, we are eighty in total, loyal to Eminem and popular with women

That's why our baby mothers love us but they hate each other
That's why our ex-girlfriends who are also mothers love us, but they don't get along with each other

They probably wanna take each other out and date each other
They likely want to both kill each other and date each other

Some, some, some, something, something
I'm not sure what to say next

Something, something, na-di-na-na (I don't know, fuck it)
I can't think of anything else to say, I'll just make a nonsense sound

Pop pills, pills I pop
I consume pills, that's what I do

Pop two pills, on stilts I walk
After consuming two pills, I feel like I'm walking on stilts

Snort two lines that were filled with chalk
I snorted two lines of drugs that were mixed with chalk (a cutting agent)

Thought I was incredible and killed the Hulk (oh)
I believed that I was so strong that I killed the character Hulk from the comic books

I wanna, roll away like a rollerblade
I want to escape by rolling with rollerblades

Until my eyes roll back in my skull for days
I want to do this until my eyes are all the way back in my head for several days

And when I'm old and gray look for dope to smoke
When I'm older and have gray hair, I'll still be looking for drugs

No okie-doke, I'm packin' my nose with coke
No fooling, I'm snorting cocaine

Am I supposed to choke?
Should I be choking?

Had an accident when the Trojan broke
I had a mishap when a condom broke

Aw, poor baby, born by a whore lady
Oh, how sad that you were born to a prostitute

Now I gotta strangle an (you're crazy), ha
Now I have to kill someone (just kidding)

I pop four E's at one time
I consume four ecstasy pills at once

And I don't need water when I'm swallowin' mine
I don't need water to help swallow the pills

(Hey, you got any shrooms?)
(Hey, do you have any psychedelic mushrooms?)

Does Bizarre smoke crack?
Does Bizarre use crack cocaine?

We can't get jobs, because our arms show tracks (trace)
We can't get hired because our arms have track marks from injecting drugs

Why the hell you niggas think I rap?
Why do you think I'm a rapper?

We do it just to get your company hijacked (oh)
We rap to get attention and make people listen to us (and maybe even join our drug-fueled party)

If you like smack (uh-huh), then I might too (Swift, chill)
If you enjoy heroin, then I might also enjoy it (Swift, calm down)

I just wanna get high like you (ew)
I just want to get as intoxicated as you are (even though it's kind of gross)

And I don't give a damn if they white or blue (uh-huh)
I don't care if the pills are white or blue, I'll take any of them (probably OxyContin)

Speed, shrooms, down the Valiums (uh-huh)
I use amphetamines, psychedelic mushrooms, and Valium tablets

Even smoke weed out of vacuums
I smoke marijuana from vacuum cleaners (as a makeshift bong)

I just copped some and I'm goin' back soon
I just bought some drugs and I'm going back to get more soon

I'm at rave, lookin' like a slave, high off chronic
I'm at a rave, appearing like a drugged-out slave, high on marijuana

Gin and tonic demonic, body smell like vomit
Gin and tonic make me feel possessed, and my body smells bad from throwing up

Pussy poppin', acid droppin', dope-headed guy
I'm indulging in wild sexual behavior, taking acid, and have a drug addiction

Heroin, Mescaline, pencil leads, wanna try?
Heroin, Mescaline, and pencil lead (a toxic substance) - want to try them?

Blue pills, golden seals, got Bizarre, actin' ill
I take blue pills and golden tablets (probably Xanax), making Bizarre act crazy

Drugs kill (yeah, right) bitch, I'm for real
People say that drugs can kill you, but I don't believe it. I'm serious about using drugs.

Shut your mouth you dirty slut
Stop talking, you promiscuous woman

You know you want it in your butt
You know you want me to anally penetrate you

I'll put it in your cunt
I'll put it in your vagina

Let Bizarre nut
Bizarre can climax now