Pimp Like Me
D12 & Dina Rae Lyrics

Well I'ma state my name, Swift McVay
I'm introducing myself, my name is Swift McVay

None of why'all niggaz got shit to say
None of you have anything worth saying

Rhymes keep comin off like a toupee
My rhymes never stop flowing, just like a toupee

Plus I'm big headed runnin things my way
I have a big ego and I'm in control

A selfish man, the back of the hand
I'm selfish and I'll slap a woman if I want to

Be slappin the hell out of hoes because I can
I'll slap women because I have the power to do so

Prostitute, I want my loot
I want money like a prostitute does

And I don't give a fuck about your broke-ass man and
I don't care about your poor boyfriend or husband

why'all givin niggaz what they needin
You are satisfying men's desires

'til bitches understand I'm mean and
Women should realize that I am cruel and harsh

Swift McVay is, blowin up
Swift McVay is becoming famous

Courvosier 'til I'm throwin up
I'll keep drinking Courvosier until I vomit

want to playa hate me, bitch so what?
If people want to hate on me, I don't care

What's yo' function? Where's yo' bucks?
What do you bring to the table? Do you have money?

All you want to do is want to stick him up
All you want to do is rob men

You want to rob me but I got too much (hah)
You can't rob me because I have too much money

D-12, naturally lifted
D-12 is naturally high or elevated

You niggaz better duck when I cock the biscuit
You should be scared when I pull out my gun

You fuck wit me, I fuck wit you
If you mess with me, I'll mess with you

Your entourage, nigga fuck them too
I don't care about your friends either

I got grenades
I have grenades

What the hell your little twenty-two gon' do?
Your small gun can't do anything

(Y'all ain't gon' shoot)
(You guys won't shoot)

why'all major soft
You guys are weak

Cops gettin mad cause I paid 'em off, made 'em cough
Police officers are angry because I bribed them and made them cough

blood and shit
They deserve punishment or harm

That's what the hell you motherfuckers get, we runs this bitch?
That's what you guys deserve, we are in control

So hey, you ain't gotta be scared to fuck
Hey, you don't have to be scared to have sex

If you want head, then prepare to suck (do it)
If you want oral sex, then be prepared to perform it

Even if the nigga don't care to nut
Even if the guy doesn't care about reaching orgasm

For every stroke, it's a hundred bucks
Each sexual act is worth a hundred dollars

Respect the game, you just a slut
You should respect the prostitution business, you're merely a slut

So open your legs up and get my duck
So spread your legs and have sex with me

I don't spit game, no longer than my name
I don't talk smooth for very long

Then when my chain hang, my nuts do the same
When my chain hangs low, my testicles hang too

Don't pay pussy, pussy pay me
I don't pay for sex, I get paid for it

Bitch, slut, whore or lady (yup)
I refer to women as bitches, sluts, whores, or ladies

And knowin the fact, I was born to mack
I have natural abilities to seduce women

That's why I got a hoe in the back, blowin my sac
That's why there's a woman in my car, performing oral sex on me

Got good game, that's a hood thang
I have good seduction skills, that's common in my neighborhood

What'd you brang, loot or poo-tang?
What did you bring? Money or sex?

Let 'em all bang, run that cheese
Let them all have sex with me, give me money

Tell that trick nigga (come back please!)
Tell that man to return to me

Rob a L7, that's a square
Rob a square person

You a bottom hoe, you got to know
You're a low-ranking prostitute, you should understand

Off you I plan to make a lot of dough
I intend to make a lot of money from you

So suck fast bitch, and swallow slow
Perform oral sex quickly and swallow semen slowly

[swish-slap-swish] (AH!) Bitch quit talkin back
Slapping noise, bitch stop talking back to me

[swish-slap-swish] (AH!) Now walk the track
Slapping noise, bitch now go work as a prostitute

I don't pay for ass, you pump my gas
I don't pay for sex, you pump gas for me

You get slapped when we're short of cash
I'll slap you when we don't have enough money

I get whiplash when I hit the gas
I accelerate so quickly that I get whiplash

And I holla out the window of the hatch
And I shout out of the car window

Where's my scratch? Bitch, that's, it
Where's my money? That's all I care about

Suck it stroke it make me rich
Perform oral sex and handjobs and make me rich

As a token of my appreciation it's
As a gesture of my gratitude, it's

another client for you to hit
Another customer for you to have sex with

I don't give a fuck if you gotta go home to the kids
I don't care if you have to go home to your children

You shoulda picked another occupation trick
You should have chosen a different profession, you whore

Now you're stuck with me, fuck with me
Now you're trapped with me, mess with me

and I'ma slap you up in this truck
And I'll slap you in this truck

You must be out your mind or somethin
You must be crazy or something

Cryin and whinin like you tired or somethin
Crying and complaining as if you're exhausted or something

Go suck some head until it aches for Bufferin
Continue giving oral sex until it hurts and needs pain relief

You don't work? You make nothin
You don't have a job? Then you don't make any money

I'm just another case of a lazy husband
I'm just another example of a lazy husband

I want the paper stack
I want a lot of money

Buy you an outfit, then take it back
I'll buy you clothes, but then return them

When you page me BITCH I never page you back
When you message me, bitch, I never respond

You only act a certain way that I make you act (whattup)
You only behave a certain way because I make you

Hoes recognize, and niggaz do too
Prostitutes and men both acknowledge me

Cause they realize that niggaz do shoot
Because they know that men are willing to use guns

Don't like a chick that act too cute
I don't like a woman who acts too cute

Bitch hold my gat down when I shoot hoops (oh yeah)
Bitch, hold my gun when I play basketball

And don't be askin me, all kind of questions
And don't ask me all sorts of questions

All harassin me, callin stressin
All the harassment and stress you cause me

Or I may have to release some aggression
Or I might have to vent my anger

Beat you to death and teach you a lesson
Beat you until you die and teach you a lesson

Lookin for handouts like you my damn spouse
Searching for favors as if you're my damn wife

Pull your pants down and fuck my mans now
Take your pants off and have sex with my friends now

Shut your damn mouth or get in the damn house
Shut up or go inside the house

Off with the damn blouse and suck on my damn crotch
Take off your damn top and perform oral sex on me

Sell that pussy
Sell your vagina

Sell that pussy bitch
Sell your vagina, bitch

Get out there and switch and go make Bizarre rich
Get out there, switch partners, and make Bizarre rich

You gotta itch, you fuckin dirty bitch
You have an itch, you filthy whore

Now get on the corner, and start suckin some dicks
Now go stand on the corner and start giving blowjobs

Niggaz want pussy, and I need cash
Men want sex, and I need money

So mom, get out there and start sellin yo' dirty ass
So mom, go out there and start selling your filthy body

Bizarre quick to hit 'em, and then stick 'em
Bizarre is quick to have sex with them, and then abandon them

Fuck it; I'll let you hit one of my victims
Forget it; I'll allow you to have sex with one of my customers

(Somebody help I'm on 7 Mile and ..)
(Somebody help, I'm on 7 Mile and ..)

Shut up bitch, you talk too much
Shut up, bitch, you talk excessively

Now you about to get fucked in your dirty butt
Now I'm about to have anal sex with you

You never seen a pimp like me, out here whorin
You've never seen a pimp like me, engaging in prostitution

Shut your fuckin mouth and you'll be out by the mornin
Shut your damn mouth and you'll be gone by morning

Cause I'm the dirties pimp, you ever heard of
Because I'm the filthiest pimp you've ever heard of

Give me my five-thousand, and take this cheeseburger (bitch!)
Give me my five-thousand dollars, and take this cheeseburger

Go suck dick in the back of the party
Go give blowjobs in the back of the party

So what if you on your period, blood never hurt nobody
So what if you're menstruating, no one ever got hurt by blood

You just a .. (hoe)
You're just a hoe

You just my .. (hoe)
You're just my hoe

Dirty-ass .. (hoe)
Filthy hoe

I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch
I'm your pimp, and you're my prostitute

Go get my .. (dough)
Go get my money

Go bring me my .. (dough)
Go bring me my money

I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch
I'm your pimp, and you're my prostitute

You just a .. (hoe)
You're just a hoe

You just a .. (hoe)
You're just a hoe

That's all you is .. (hoe, hoe, hoe)
That's all you are, a hoe

You just a, dirty ass bitch
You're just a dirty, nasty, stinky, filthy bitch

(Oooh, ooh-OOOH) Hahahahaha... (lahhh-aHHH)
(Oooh, ooh-OOOH) Hahahahaha... (lahhh-aHHH)

But I love you... (hahaha) .. Kim (mmm)
But I love you, Kim

And there you have it god damnit, the fundamentals of pimpin
And there you have it, the basics of being a pimp

You heard it here first, from the Dirtiest Dozen
You're hearing it for the first time from D12

you ever seen in yo' god damn life
You've never seen anything like this in your life

Yo this is Rondell Fiend on the scene
This is Rondell Fiend reporting from the scene

And we keep the pussyholes smilin, because we always whylin
And we keep the prostitutes smiling because we're always wilding out

YouknowhatI'msayin? Fuck all what everybody else talkin about
You know what I'm saying? Ignore what everyone else is talking about

We let you know right here
We're telling you right now

Big pimpin, it ain't dead, we love gettin head, in a dirty-ass bed
Being a big pimp isn't dead, we love receiving oral sex in a filthy bed

That's just what we do
That's just what we do

You know we was throwin heroin pimp parties back in 1968
You know we used to host parties for heroin-addicted pimps in 1968

The pussy is all great
Sexual intercourse is amazing

I'll see you at eight, bitch
I'll see you at eight, bitch