Blow My Buzz
D12 (Eminem) Lyrics

Schizophrenia, how many of ya got it?
How many of you can relate to having a split personality or experiencing conflicting thoughts?

How many motherfuckers can say they psychotic?
How many people can confidently claim to be mentally unstable?

How many motherfuckers can say they brain dry-rotted from pot?
How many individuals can admit that their brains have suffered damage from excessive marijuana use?

You got it like I got it or not?
Do you understand and relate to what I'm saying, or is this experience unique to me?

If you did, you would know just what I'm talking bout
If you had the same experiences, you would understand the situation I'm describing.

When your tongue's rottin out from cotton-mouth
When your mouth becomes extremely dry and parched from smoking marijuana.

When you end up becoming so dependent on weed
When you become overly reliant on marijuana.

That you end up spendin a G in the vendin machine
To the point where you spend a significant amount of money on snacks from vending machines due to increased appetite caused by marijuana use.

You got the munchies, look at you, junk food junkie
You crave and indulge in unhealthy snacks while under the influence of marijuana.

Potato chips and lunch meat, up in the front seat
You have snacks like potato chips and lunch meat readily available in the front seat of your car for immediate consumption while high.

Sometimes you can get so paranoid from ganja
Sometimes marijuana can make you extremely paranoid or anxious.

That's it gotcha thinkin the whole world is watchin ya
Under the influence of marijuana, you start to believe that everyone is observing and judging your every move.

Or maybe you don't smoke, maybe you just roll
Possibly, you don't use marijuana yourself, but you are involved with those who do.

But whatever your drug's yo, go for the gusto
Regardless of what substance you're using, indulge in it to the fullest extent.

Just don't, come fuck with me when I'm doin my drugs
Just avoid bothering me or interrupting my drug use.

You see me in the club don't come fuckin my high up
If you encounter me at a club, don't ruin my intoxication or altered state of mind.

Bitch let me in the house (Avon?)
Allow me to enter the house, referring to an unknown person named Avon.

No, I just came to eat your mother out
Actually, my intention is to perform oral sex on your mother.

It's the big guy, doin a butterfly to the ground
Used humorously, referring to a dance move called the butterfly.

Bizarre sit yo' nasty ass down
Bizarre, please take a seat and behave yourself.

I spot this fat bitch from across the room
I notice a large woman from a distance.

Now suck my dick while your boyfriend's in the bathroom
Engage in oral sex with me while your boyfriend is occupied in the restroom.

My face is pink, lookin for a sink
My face is red, indicating that I had been drinking alcohol heavily and now need to vomit.

And don't worry bout what I put in your drink
You don't need to concern yourself with the substances I added to your beverage without your knowledge.

It's called a date-rape drug, ten minutes you'll be fucked up
I added a drug commonly used in date rape scenarios, which will cause you to become heavily intoxicated within ten minutes.

Open your nasty-ass legs up
Spread your legs apart.

Bitches I'm catchin, blunts I'm matchin
I'm attracting and having sexual encounters with multiple women, while also sharing marijuana joints.

Don't call me Bizarre, I'm the Reverand Jesse Jackson
Address me as Reverand Jesse Jackson instead of calling me Bizarre, as a play on identities and names.

Who the fuck is this guy, why the hell you in my presence?
Who is this unknown individual and why are they bothering me?

It'd be cool if you was askin me some reasonable questions
It would be acceptable if you were engaging in a meaningful conversation with me.

But you on some bullshit nigga, this yo' last beer
However, you're behaving in a nonsensical manner, and this will be your final drink.

Get the fuck off my dick and tell yo' bitch to bring here ass here
Leave me alone and instruct your female companion to come over here.

I kick a hoe out without givin her cabfare
I forcefully remove a woman from my presence without providing money for her transportation.

And leave her barefooted just for naggin in my damn ear
I make sure she is without shoes as punishment for incessantly annoying me.

When I'm out eatin, you fags'll interfere
When I'm enjoying a meal outside, you individuals constantly interrupt and disrupt my experience.

They don't go until I let 'em know a mag' is sittin here
They don't leave until I assert myself and inform them that a firearm is in my possession.

I get drunk and I smoke weed, whatcho' ass want to hear?
I consume alcohol and marijuana, so what are you interested in knowing?

I didn't answer you clear, I met Manson this year okay?
I apologize for not responding directly. I had the opportunity to meet Marilyn Manson earlier this year, in case you were wondering.

You want some yea? I'll front yo' ass a play
Are you looking for trouble? I'm willing to engage in a confrontation with you.

But other than that, get the hell out my face
Aside from that, please leave and stop bothering me.

Because you niggaz tryin to
Because you individuals are attempting to...

Yo Denaun you seem shook
Hey Denaun, you appear scared or fearful.

I really am dawg look
I truly am, my friend, take a look.

This fat bitch keep chasin me tryin to give me the nook
This overweight woman continues to pursue me, attempting to engage in sexual activity with me.

Aww man you probably lead her on
Oh, man, you likely gave her the impression that you were interested.

I just bought her a beer!
I only bought her a drink!

I saw her rubbin on your head while she was wipin your tears
I observed her touching your head affectionately as though comforting you.

I admit, I was high, but you ain't seen me cryin
I confess, I was under the influence of drugs, but you didn't witness me crying.

Nigga you lyin, and you blowin my high, just stop denyin it
You're lying, and your actions are ruining my state of intoxication. Please stop pretending otherwise.

Well at least somebody in this bar is, this big bitch did
At the very least, someone in this bar is upset about it, specifically this large woman.

The ultimate by sayin she wanted to have my kids
She took it to the extreme by expressing a desire to have children with me.

Look man you grown, just leave me alone, I'm in the zone
Listen, as an adult, please give me some space. I'm focused and absorbed in my own world.

Call it a night, get stoned, and take that fat slut home
End your evening, get high, and accompany that overweight promiscuous woman to her place.

Just drink the drink, hit the dank, do some drugs
Simply consume your beverage, smoke marijuana, and partake in drug use.

Go kill yourself
Engage in self-harm or suicide.

Fuck you!
An expression of anger and hostility towards the other person.

Well stop blowin my buzz!
Cease ruining my state of euphoria and pleasure.

I'm at the front of the bar by the lounge in the back
I'm situated near the entrance of the bar, close to the lounge area at the rear.

With a slut on my arm while I'm downin the 'gnac
Accompanied by a promiscuous individual while I consume copious amounts of cognac.

Got the pills in my system, floatin around
I have ingested pills, and they are causing me to feel a sense of detachment or euphoria.

Everytime I start driftin, someone open they mouth
Every time I begin to feel my mind wander, someone interrupts me by speaking.

Yo my ear been spit licked and freestyled in
My ear has been subjected to someone rapping with improvised lyrics, often in a disrespectful manner.

I think I'm goin def like old senile men
I believe I am losing my ability to hear properly, similar to elderly individuals affected by senility.

Only one good demo out of three thousand
Out of a large number of demo recordings, only one turned out to be of high quality or worth keeping.

Next nigga that bump me, I'ma do the Humpty
If another person bumps into or disrespects me, I will respond aggressively or violently.

And elbow bitches, 'til everybody jump me
I will forcefully strike women with my elbow until a large group of people overpowers and attacks me in retaliation.

We'll be cool if you don't talk while I'm just tryin to smoke my weed
Our relationship will remain peaceful if you refrain from speaking while I am attempting to enjoy my marijuana.

I'm tryin to drink with my niggaz; just shut the fuck up
I am attempting to socialize and have drinks with my friends. Please be quiet and allow me to focus on that.

While I'm just tryin to get blowed
While I am simply trying to become intoxicated or high.

Spittin to me some mo'
Continuing to talk or rap unnecessarily to me.