Pimp Like Me
D12 ft. Dina Rae Lyrics

Well I'ma state my name, Swift McVay
I'm introducing myself as Swift McVay

None of why'all niggaz got shit to say
None of you have anything meaningful to say

Rhymes keep comin off like a toupee
My rhymes are flowing effortlessly

Plus I'm big headed runnin things my way
I have a big ego and I'm in control

A selfish man, the back of the hand
I'm self-centered and will hit women

Be slappin the hell out of hoes because I can
I assault women because I have the power to do so

Prostitute, I want my loot
I want money from prostitutes

And I don't give a fuck about your broke-ass man
I don't care about your financially unstable partner

And why'all givin niggaz what they needin
You're providing what men desire

'til bitches understand I'm mean and
Until women realize I'm cruel and heartless

Swift McVay is, blowin up
I, Swift McVay, am becoming successful

Courvosier 'til I'm throwin up
I drink Courvosier until I vomit

What's yo' function? Where's yo' bucks?
What do you contribute? Where's your money?

All you want to do is want to stick him up
You only want to rob men

You want to rob me but I got too much
You can't rob me because I have too much wealth

D-12, naturally lifted
D-12, naturally high

You niggaz better duck when I cock the biscuit
You should be scared when I prepare to shoot

You fuck wit me, I fuck wit you
You mess with me, I mess with you

Your entourage, nigga fuck them too
I don't care about your friends either

I got grenades
I possess grenades

What the hell your little twenty-two gon' do?
Your small gun won't be effective

(Y'all ain't gon' shoot)
You guys won't actually shoot

why'all major soft
You all are weak

Cops gettin mad cause I paid 'em off, made 'em cough
Police officers are upset because I bribed them and made them choke

That's what the hell you motherfuckers get, we runs this bitch?
That's the consequence you all deserve, we are in control here

So hey, you ain't gotta be scared to fuck
Hey, don't be afraid to have sex

If you want head, then prepare to suck (do it)
If you want oral sex, be ready to perform it

Even if the nigga don't care to nut
Even if the man doesn't care about orgasm

For every stroke, it's a hundred bucks
For each sexual act, you'll earn one hundred dollars

Respect the game, you just a slut
Respect the prostitution industry, you are merely a promiscuous woman

So open your legs up and get my duck
So spread your legs and have sex with me

You just a .. (hoe)
You are simply a prostitute

You just my .. (hoe)
You are only my prostitute

Dirty-ass .. (hoe)
Filthy prostitute

I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch
I'm the one who controls and exploits you

Go get my .. (dough)
Go retrieve my earnings

Go bring me my .. (dough)
Go fetch my money for me

Dirty-ass .. (hoe)
Filthy prostitute

I'm yo' pimp, you my bitch
I'm the one who controls and exploits you

I don't spit game, no longer than my name
I don't waste time with empty words

Then when my chain hang, my nuts do the same
When my chain hangs, so do my testicles

Don't pay pussy, pussy pay me
I don't pay for sex, I get paid for providing it

Bitch, slut, whore or lady (yup)
I don't discriminate between women

And knowin the fact, I was born to mack
I have natural skills in seducing women

That's why I got a hoe in the back, blowin my sac
That's why I have a prostitute in my car, performing oral sex on me

Got good game, that's a hood thang
I have excellent seduction skills, which is common in my neighborhood

What'd you brang, loot or poo-tang?
What did you bring, money or sex?

Let 'em all bang, run that cheese
Let them all have sex with me, give me money

Tell that trick nigga (come back please!)
Tell that foolish man to come back

Rob a L7, that's a square
Rob someone who is naive and foolish

You a bottom hoe, you got to know
You are a low-level prostitute, you should realize it

Off you I plan to make a lot of dough
I intend to make a lot of money from you

So suck fast bitch, and swallow slow
Perform oral sex quickly and swallow the semen slowly

[swish-slap-swish] (AH!) Bitch quit talkin back
I hit the woman to silence her

[swish-slap-swish] (AH!) Now walk the track
I hit her again and now she is forced to work as a prostitute

I don't pay for ass, you pump my gas
I don't pay for sex, you do menial tasks for me

You get slapped when we're short of cash
I hit you when we don't have enough money

I get whiplash when I hit the gas
I drive recklessly and cause injury to myself

And I holla out the window of the hatch
I shout from the car's window

Where's my scratch? Bitch, that's, it
Where's my money? That's all

Suck it stroke it make me rich
Perform oral sex and handjobs to earn me money

As a token of my appreciation it's
As a gesture of gratitude

another client for you to hit
Another customer for you to have sex with

I don't give a fuck if you gotta go home to the kids
I don't care if you have children at home

You shoulda picked another occupation trick
You should have chosen a different job

Now you're stuck with me, fuck with me
Now you're trapped with me, have sex with me

and I'ma slap you up in this truck
And I'll hit you in this vehicle

You must be out your mind or somethin
You must be crazy or something

Cryin and whinin like you tired or somethin
Crying and complaining as if you're exhausted

Go suck some head until it aches for Bufferin
Perform oral sex until it hurts

You don't work? You make nothin
If you don't have a job, you won't earn anything

I'm just another case of a lazy husband
I'm just another example of a man who doesn't want to work

I want the paper stack
I desire a large amount of money

Buy you an outfit, then take it back
I will buy you clothes, but later return them for a refund

When you page me bitch I never page you back
When you contact me, I won't respond

You only act a certain way that I make you act
You behave according to my instructions

(whattup)
What's up

Hoes recognize, and niggaz do too
Prostitutes and men are aware

Cause they realize that niggaz do shoot
Because they know that men will use firearms

Don't like a chick that act too cute
I don't like women who act arrogant

Bitch hold my gat down when I shoot hoops (oh yeah)
Woman, hold my gun while I play basketball

And don't be askin me, all kind of questions
And don't ask me multiple questions

All harassin me, callin stressin
Don't harass me, call me and cause me stress

Or I may have to release some aggression
Otherwise, I might become violent

Beat you to death and teach you a lesson
I will physically harm you and teach you a hard lesson

Lookin for handouts like you my damn spouse
You're looking for financial support as if you're my wife

Pull your pants down and fuck my mans now
Lower your pants and have sex with my friends now

Shut your damn mouth or get in the damn house
Be quiet or go inside the house

Off with the damn blouse and suck on my damn crotch
Remove your blouse and perform oral sex on me

Sell that pussy
Sell your body for sex

Sell that pussy bitch
Sell your body for sex, you bitch

Get out there and switch and go make Bizarre rich
Start prostituting and earn money for Bizarre

You gotta itch, you fuckin dirty bitch
You have a desire to have sex, you disgusting woman

Now get on the corner, and start suckin some dicks
Now go to the street corner and perform oral sex on men

Niggaz want pussy, and I need cash
Men desire sex, and I need money

So mom, get out there and start sellin yo' dirty ass
So go out and sell your body, you filthy woman

Bizarre quick to hit 'em, and then stick 'em
Bizarre is quick to assault and rob them

Fuck it; I'll let you hit one of my victims
Fine, I'll let you assault one of my targets

(Somebody help I'm on 7 Mile and ..)
(Someone help, I'm on 7 Mile and ..)

Shut up bitch, you talk too much
Be quiet, you talk excessively

Now you about to get fucked in your dirty butt
Now I'm going to have anal sex with you

You never seen a pimp like me, out here whorin
You've never encountered a pimp like me, working as a prostitute

Shut your fuckin mouth and you'll be out by the mornin
Be quiet and you'll be released by morning

Cause I'm the dirties pimp, you ever heard of
Because I'm the most depraved pimp you've ever encountered

Give me my five-thousand, and take this cheeseburger
Give me five thousand dollars, and I'll give you a cheeseburger

Go suck dick in the back of the party
Go perform oral sex in the rear of the gathering

So what if you on your period, blood never hurt nobody
It doesn't matter if you're menstruating, blood doesn't harm anyone

You just a .. (hoe)
You are simply a prostitute

You just a .. (hoe)
You are simply a prostitute

That's all you is .. (hoe, hoe, hoe)
That's all you are, a prostitute

You just a, dirty ass bitch
You are a filthy and disgusting woman

A dirty ass, nasty ass, stinky ass, filthy ass, stanky ass bitch
A filthy, offensive, smelly, disgusting woman

(Oooh, ooh-OOOH) Hahahahaha... (lahhh-aHHH)
Laughter

But I love you... (hahaha) .. Kim (mmm)
I love you, Kim

And there you have it god damnit, the fundamentals of pimpin
That's the essence of pimping

You heard it here first, from the Dirtiest Dozen
You heard it here before anywhere else, from the group D12

you ever seen in yo' god damn life
the most outrageous group you've ever witnessed

Yo this is Rondell Fiend on the scene
This is Rondell Fiend reporting

And we keep the pussyholes smilin, because we always whylin
We keep the prostitutes happy because we are always causing chaos

YouknowhatI'msayin? Fuck all what everybody else talkin about
You know what I'm saying? Ignore what everyone else is saying

We let you know right here
We inform you right now

Big pimpin, it ain't dead, we love gettin head, in a dirty-ass bed
Big-time pimping is very much alive, we enjoy receiving oral sex in a filthy bed

That's just what we do
That's simply our lifestyle

You know we was throwin heroin pimp parties back in 1968
You should know that we used to host parties with drug-addicted prostitutes in 1968

The pussy is all great
The prostitutes are amazing

I'll see you at eight, bitch
I'll meet you at eight o'clock, you bitch