Sofa King
DANGERDOOM Lyrics

Scared of a bunch of water, then get out the rain
If you're afraid of something as simple as water, avoid it rather than complain.

Order a rapper for lunch and spit out the chain
Rejecting someone so easily it's like getting rid of a piece of jewelry that doesn't fit your taste.

Then kick a lungee of the tip of his timbo
Spitting tobacco off the front of one's shoe.

And trick a honey dip into a game of strip limbo
Tricking someone to play a game of limbo in which they must strip a piece of clothing every time they fail to limbo low enough.

Odd. He couldn't find no remorse
Oddly, the villain showed no remorse for his actions.

A wink is as good as a nod to a blind horse
It doesn't matter if you're giving a subtle hint or directly stating something, if the recipient cannot understand it, it's all the same.

Of course his technique was from a divine source
The villain believed his talents were god-given.

Never knew the price of ice or what swine cost
The villain had no concern for luxury items or the cost of quality meat.

One guy tried to bite the heat
Someone attempted to steal from the villain.

That's when he discovered the other other white meat
Finding a new type of victim to exploit for profit.

Oh, the one they hate so well
The villain is notorious and despised by many.

He sure keeps it psyho like the old bates motel
The villain has an unsettling manner like Norman Bates from Psycho.

They came to ask him for at least some new tracks
People asked the villain for new music.

But only got confronted by the beast with two backs
Instead, they encountered the villain and his partner engaging in sexual activity.

Knock... Mouse is a made man
Mouse, another name for the villain, has achieved success and power.

Villain laid it down like the best laid plan
The villain's actions were meticulous and well-planned.

Velvet the cat who the hell is that near the middle
Unknown character near the center of the story.

Got y'all but it's not all bare and skittles
Things are not as easy or simple as they seem.

Prepare the viddles, got riddles and spittles
Get ready for some challenging and entertaining experiences.

Crystal clear to the jock or the tittle
The meaning is clear and precise.

TSSSS.. It's hot off the griddle
Something is fresh and ready for consumption.

Came to take the cake whether it's a lot or a little
The villain came to take everything available, whether it's much or little.

KABOOM... DOOM is nervous large
DOOM, another name for the villain, is anxious but still in control.

You could tell by his Blooming room service charge
The high bill for his hotel room service showed he was living extravagantly.

Dark and tall to boot
The villain was intimidating in appearance.

The only thing was wrong was he was bald as a coot
The villain was bald.

Used to rent a van from Peter Pan to red and tan
The villain previously used a rental van to travel, from Peter Pan bus service to a rental car company.

And keep the human foot for his dead man's hand
The villain kept a human foot as a souvenir or a sign of his criminal activities.

This was when the mask was brand spanking new
The villain's disguise or persona was new at some point.

Before it got rusted from drinking all the brew
The mask became rusty from the villain's excessive drinking and behavior.

[Sniff] Stankin' too, pew
The villain's mask smelled unpleasant.

Kept all his earnings in the bank and his shoe
The villain hid his profits in a secret place.

Spat what he knew, energy for true
The villain spoke the truth with passion and energy.

To all fake rappers, twenty-three skidoo
A message to all the phony rappers, saying that they are done and should leave.

Excuse you, any room in the class front?
Asking someone to pardon the interruption and asking for a place to sit in front of the class.

For a blast of the blunt, shrooming since last month
Asking to smoke marijuana and take psychedelic drugs since the last month.

Doom a human in the mask I'm on the stunt
The villain, DOOM in disguise, is on a mission.

Danger zooming past mad fast on the hunt
The villain and the danger are moving quickly to catch their target.

Keep the streets, we got the city needing conquered
The villain and his partner are claiming control over the city streets.

Discreetly with the city till they be completely bonkered
Tactfully taking over the city until it's thoroughly conquered.

The fans demanded it, handled it, swallow it
The fans demanded more music, and the villain provided it, and now the fans should accept it.

His own brandishing, if only he could bottle it
The villain is cultivating his unique sound and style, and wishes he could make it permanet or bottle it like a fragrance.

Hmm.. Nah she could get messy
The situation could become complicated or problematic.

Feds tried to tortue him for the secret recipe
The authorities tried to torture the villain to obtain his secret formula.

He said: It's no use, I only know half
The villain claims he only knows half of the secret recipe.

No speake de english. I only do the math
The villain says he doesn't speak English, only mathematics.

Zzzzz. Felt no pain
The villain felt no physical pain during his torture.

His brain was saturated with cocaine and Rogaine
The villain's brain was affected by drug use and hair regrowth treatment.

He said: Try scan no thing three-card dead fly man
The villain repeats a nonsensical phrase, possibly as a means of mental defense.

Go for bling he got bled
Someone tried to steal from the villain, but they were caught and punished.

I jam over sting, see spots red
The villain prefers violent conflict over betrayals and deceit.

I am "Sofa King, We Todd Ed"
A play on the phrase "So fucking retarded," the villain exclaims that he's the king of his domain and anyone who doesn't recognize it is unintelligent.