Friday Night
DJ Badboy Lyrics

Dj Fuckin Badboy here Steamin as Shite, Am 'boot ti tell you a story 'Boot ma Friday night.
Introducing himself, the DJ is excited to share an exhilarating story from his Friday night which was packed with excitement and intoxication.

Bored as fuck I'm sittin in ma hoose, Ma body's aw stiff an a need ti let loose. What a perfect time, ti de-fuckin-stress It's only one day oot the week, But it's the fuckin best.
Feeling bored in his house, he craves to loosen up and have fun. Friday, being the end of the week, is the perfect time to destress and relax.

So it's a friday night An I'm walkin up the street So everybody better bounce To the fuckin beat
Excitedly walking up the street, the DJ wants everyone to join him as he gears up to play an upbeat song for them to dance to.

Singin Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin Bottle o beer and ahm oot ma chickin Dj Badboy's got the baws o steel Off a bottle o Buckie and a fiver deal
Singing about how he is a lightweight drinker who is already drunk, out of his senses and free from any obligations (chick). Listing his own toughness as a DJ, he credits his performance with a bottle of Buckfast and a cheap price of 5 pounds.

Got my bottle o Buck an I'm fuckin set It tastes like shit but... Nae sweat I get ti the hoose and the party's pumpin Tunes are nice and the bass is thumpin
Feeling ready to partake in the festivities, the DJ holds a bottle of Buckfast which he acknowledges is horrible in taste but still valuable. On arriving at the party, he finds the vibe electrifying with amazing music and bass.

Spot a burd dancin' thru the pad I'm checkin her her oot an she looks nae bad I gied her a drink and I hud one tae Then a conversation started and I hud ti say...
He identifies a woman dancing and finds her attractive. He offers her a drink and they get chatting which leads him to utter his usual lines.

So the bint's half-jaked an I'm pretty fucked tae She's sittin on ma knee What did she say... Are yi dj Badboy? Ah said aye, The minute ah said that she stopped bein shy
The woman, who is also intoxicated, sits on his lap and asks if he is DJ Badboy. Upon saying yes, she is relieved and emboldened in the conversation.

She said take me ti the room an dae dirty stuff The dirty bitch even wanted it up the duff So I got her in the bed an I cuffed her tight An said... Sorry doll your on your own tonight
Asking him to take her to his room for sex and even trying to get pregnant (up the duff), he complies until he handcuffs her and changes his mind, telling her she is on her own.

There wiz fuck all but Drink n rubbish everywhere Half the cunts pure crashed Lyin on the flare
The aftermath of the party is terrible as there are only drinks and rubbish everywhere and most of the people have passed out on the floor.

Ken ah wiz fucked N it wiz time ti leave Eh charred a bottle o buck N stuck it up ma sleeve
Feeling completely drunk, he knows it is time to leave and hence hides a bottle of Buckfast in his sleeve before he does.

Ah staggered side ti side Fell right on ma c*** Ah done a tripple somersault An a fuckin stunt
Swaying from side to side, he trips and falls on his own manhood while doing a triple somersault and possibly even stunts.

She says "oh ma god, you're fuckin oot yir tree" Ah said "nae shit doll, it's fuckin plain tae see" She didnae even even help She just walked awa I wiz on ma arse N couldnae stand ataa
A woman approaches him, and upon hearing that he is completely drunk, she walks away instead of helping him up, leaving the DJ stranded on the ground.

Because ah ah ah ah Ahm a lightweight and I am stickin Bottle o buckie and ahm oot ma chickin Dj Badboy's got baws o steel Bottle o Buckie and a fiver fuckin deal
Repeating his earlier lyrics, he stresses how drunk he is and how he is sticking to his drinks while also reaffirming himself as a great DJ who uses Buckfast as an instrument and got it for only five pounds.