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DJ Dado Lyrics

This is how it goes
Let me explain how this song works

Give me your attention, stop what you're doin' and listen up
Pay attention to this awesome music and stop what you're doing

Because my partner in rhyme is about to tear it up
My friend Jeff is going to perform really well

Jeff, is if someone said that your beats don't excite
Jeff, how would you respond if someone insulted your music?

And that your cuts were whack, what would you say?
Specifically, if someone said your scratch technique was bad?

Yeah, right
That's not true at all

Jeff's about to give an incredible display
Jeff is going to show off his impressive skills

And unequivocally prove that he's the best deejay
He will show beyond doubt that he is the best DJ

His name is Jazzy Jeff and he's preparing to shake and make you move
His name is Jazzy Jeff, and he's getting ready to get you dancing

To this long and strong theme song, Jazzy's groove
He's playing his own groovy music here

And it'll make 'em clap to this
People will clap along to this beat

Hey yo, Jeff
Calling Jeff's attention

Come on, yeah
Let's do this

You know, a lot of deejays, they're just short pieces of statues
Many DJs are unremarkable, but not Jazzy Jeff

My deejay's swift and exciting and coming at you
Jazzy Jeff is fast and impressive

To other deejays Jeff is just too much
Other DJs can't keep up with Jeff

He doesn't use the line switch as a transform crutch
He doesn't rely on a single scratch technique

Never missin beats, always on time with the rhyme
He never misses a beat and always stays on rhythm

You know the scratches are fine when intertwined with a bass line
His scratching sounds great when matched with the bass line

Live in concert, Jeff is never Memorex
Seeing Jeff live is just as good as listening to a recording

You don't believe he's def?
You don't think he's good?

Check the flex
Watch him perform and see for yourself

Jeff cuts up
Jeff is an expert at scratching

Don't stop to the rhythm, 'cause I
Keep dancing to the beat

I could talk forever, but still never explain
I can't fully describe how great Jeff is

Why deejays flee when they hear Jeff's name
Why other DJs run away when they hear Jeff is competing

Jeff is number one, even though he just begun
Jeff is already the best, and he hasn't even peaked

Ruling hip-hop as if he was Attila the hun
He's dominating the hip-hop scene

We make records, it all adds up a kaleidoscope
All our music together creates a diverse and colorful collection

We work hard, so people can't deny that it's dope
We put in effort to make sure our music is high-quality

Some music makes you shake, some makes you move
Music can inspire different types of physical responses

Now here's what I want y'all to do
Here's what I want you all to do

This beat is dope and it's called Jazzy's groove
This music is great, and Jeff created it

Na-na-na-na
Vocalizations filling the transition

Break
Musical break

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Unknown term or possibly untranscribed lyrics

Breakdown
Musical breakdown

Music has a tendency, a way of makin you feel it
Music can evoke strong emotions

It's been a secret and Jeff is about to reveal it
There's been a mystery about music, and Jeff is going to explain

He'll get you hype, no kiddin, as def as Jeff is
Jeff is so skilled, he will get you excited

He makes you smile and bow while he's flexin
Jeff's performance will make you cheer and clap

He's a magician of sorts, it's kind of a sport
Jeff is like a wizard, but this is his athleticism

Jeff houses the wheels like Michael Jordan the courts
Jeff dominates DJing like Jordan dominates basketball

Ask who's the best and people'll say that Jeffrey is
People consider Jeff the best

Here's a math lesson, so you can all see how def he is
Here's a demonstration to show you how great he is

(one) plus (one) is (two)
Simple arithmetic

(Once again back is the incredible)
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And (two) plus (one) is (three)
Another simple arithmetic

(The music just turns me on)
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And (two) plus (two) is (four)
Yet another simple arithmetic

(Play it on the radio)
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And (one) plus (two) is (three)
Simple arithmetic again

Four
The sum of the math is four

Look, it's simple, just admit it
It's not complicated, just agree

Jeff is the deafest, you wanted a battle, forget it
Jeff is the best, don't even try to compete with him

You're a fool, you're slippin, you're looney, you're crazy
You're making a mistake if you challenge Jeff

No ifs, no ands if he tests your butt, baby
No doubt about it, Jeff will defeat you

The music is dope, don't fight it, just give in
The music is amazing, surrender to its awesomeness

Hey yo Jeff, man, tell em why you did it
Jeff, explain how you made this great music

(I made the beat hype, but still kinda smooth)
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And it's dope, right? (For sure) Jazzy's groove
The music is excellent, it's Jazzy Jeff's creation

It goes 'ooh' ooh
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Na-na-na-na' na-na-na-na
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It goes ooh ooh
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It'll make you go ooh, ooh, ooh, ooh
The music is so good, it will move you

Here we go
Let's do this

Ooh ooh
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It'll make you go ooh' ooh
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Na-na-na-na Na-na-na-na
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Make you go ooh ooh
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Na-na-na-na na-na-na-na
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Jazzy's groove
This great music was created by Jazzy Jeff