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GOLDEN MIC Yeah 2003年 super exclusive Mr. Dynamite DJ Masterkey これが伝説の…

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Random Everything

6y↑1.3K

the amount of hilarious quotes in this artwork needs to be recognized. its amazing for years this had made me and my friends laugh. its got me through shitty work some days.

Gerardo Mariscal

@Howling Burd19

4 L

2y↑7

“Stay here don’t go nowhere I’m coming back wit that chopper nigga east side” idk why that shit always makes me laugh 😂

Lowkey Lysemith

3y↑1

"Don't start with that save-a-ho shit"

jeremy kinsey

3y↑2

Section 8

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Melodramatic Plastic

6y↑1.9K

I swear this is the cure for depression.

David Chittick

Ikr😂😂😂

Eric feacher

I watch this almost everyday. It continues to do the job.

Dre Cherry

🖤

Man BearPig

Agreed. Hold your chin up and keep digging brother.

UnderDawg Tv

✊🏿

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Brothers 4 Life

4y↑1.3K

Man who watching this comedy gold in 2022? 👇🏽💯

edit nigga im back, its February, this shit still hilarious , be quoting this shit with my brother all the time 😂 who still here with me ?

Rashad Moore

I'm here June 2022. Warriors in 6!

Pauly whal

2y↑2

I'm watching it right now this shit Keep Me Rollin 🤣🤣🤣🤣for years I'm showing it to a friend and she cant stop laughing 😆😭😂🤣 cracking the fuck she remembers the movie cuz she grew up with brothers and they were turtles diehard fans

Whale Gun

2y↑2

I watch this like once a month bruh...staying in Vallejo someone say some shit that remind me of this.

2Tone Glizz

🤞🤞😭😭😭

WOKE Futurito

I never caught the hit em up reference ☠️

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Vinny Ten

5y↑864

This is legendary. I would pay money to watch in theaters lol

Que Creations

4y↑4

Now we can't get in the theater to pay to. watch it.

Justin Conner

4y↑18

Imagine the trailer 😂

Rico SWAGGER

4y↑24

That's what I'm saying I would pay a lot to laugh for an hour and a half straight

Mr.Irish

4y↑7

Vinny Ten hell ya

Anthony Brown

4y↑31

Why we dying from laughter 😂

V_99

4y↑380

MAN THIS NEVER GETS OLD!!!!

"IT'S MORPHIN TIME!!!!" LMAO!!!

Tommy Noble

3y↑12

"I knew that bitch wasn't no power ranger"

Wise Fam

3y↑13

"I'm just sayin bitch said it was Morphin time."

Remington Bouyer

3y↑5

😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

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Mike Collins

4y↑183

"You dont get respect till you earn it. I heard you singing nigga clock out!" That shit had me dying for years haha

miguel

2y↑1

“Hook a nicca up keys to these cuffs” ⚰️🤣

QxO Tuffy

2y↑11

"I didn't mean to get you in trouble hector."

Splinter and Shredder funny asf

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Deebo Jordan

4y↑281

2020 & I'm STILL crying 😭😭😭 Splinter and Shredder got the best lines 🤣🤣🤣

Deebo Jordan

2y↑2

@The Oldest IKR!! "TO THIS DAY!!" 🤣🤣🤣

The Oldest

2y↑3

2022* 😂😂

A B

3y↑3

41:15 Shredder plays too much 😂

OG 6ixDeuce

3y↑15

Ralph had me crying also

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Lennie Estrella

3y↑482

“Man, deze hoes is cheese... on a board”

-Master Splinter

DreHunna

2y↑1

@Howling Burd19 man, fuck naw

Manuel Reyes

@Magnum Opus p

Jlybv

3y↑2

what does that mean 😂

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I like windows

3y↑21

"where the fuck you goin' lookin' like inspector gadget?"

Fucking died laughing holy shit

CJ Jackson

💀💀💀

D'untae Floyd

9y↑1.4K

If you laughed every time Splinter said something, click "LIKE"

Jay Akridge

3y↑2

“No! These niggas come back with a flat screen”

Fitzmaurice Phidd

3y↑4

Yeah splinter was the funniest, shredder was funny too

Howling Burd19

3y↑12

“I ate my own shit to survive... where was y’all, what the fuck?!” Lmao

Leticia M Dixon

3y↑5

And bring some cheese back! Vel-veeta!!!

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grenas1995

3y↑71

Little scary how this actually has a deep cohesive plot while being funny as fuck.

Jose Cervantes

2y↑11

Imagine if the creator had money backing him. He would make amazing content. Couldn't stop laughing.

Julz

3y↑227

Bruh I'm still watching this masterpiece 6 years later

Temor_206

Feel you bro

Kalvin187 Douglas

Right!

Jay Bandz

Faxxx

Elijah peete

Same😭

sleep-drive-play

CUZ!

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brando rawlz

3y↑103

"Yo daddy bleached yo back and told me y'all was seashells! Then y'all started growing. I tried to get my money back but the number was disconnected." Always Crying!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

Pro Token420

This the one that gets me every time, sad it ended off with just the 2nd movie, would have loved to see the 3rd one get a parody

Blaize Fire

2y↑3

I love all the movies and I love this parody

Roc Da Don

4y↑181

“It’s a red turtle that talks... She’s fucking it.”
😂😂😂

Bruce Swain

2y↑6

His face lmao he's genuinely confused and disgusted

darkfallenangel96

3y↑30

What the fuck...?

Justin Bond

3y↑50

Honestly.....this is a masterpiece.....it's brilliant. They managed to overdub the movies convincingly, while capturing each Turtle's unique personality.

This means more to those that grew up with the Turtles. I was born in '84, saw all three movies in the theater. To give us fans this level of nostalgia, while making it funny as fuck.....I really can't thank you enough.

Rashad Moore

Well said, my guy. Also born in 84.

Jessy Vincent

5y↑209

Shredder don called the asian dude Hector, Rodriguez, Hernandez, Lopez, Pepe, Sanchez, Chavez, Garcia, Jose and Little Mexico I'm fucking dead 💀💀💀🤣🤣🤣

Emac Johnson

If this was canon, my dumbass would have really thought he was hispanic how many different names he called him lol. That is genius how he did that character

Jessy Vincent

@Drake Burdick oh shit I forgot about that one 😂

Drake Burdick

3y↑8

You forgot Jaquez at 40:37

Fitzmaurice Phidd

3y↑6

Facts lol

miguel

4y↑487

Still the funniest thing on YouTube like if u agree 😂💯

miguel

Anonymous 🧐?

ThatMan19

4y↑1

It's between this and "I'm The Juggernaut Bitch!"

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EDDY-G

2y↑4

I still come back to this gem when I’m having a bad day😂

butteryfistful

3y↑72

Can't imagine throughout the history of humans how many masterpieces like this never got noticed by the larger public. This should be required viewing in high school.

william galloway

2y↑15

2021 I’m still watching this like it’s my first time 😂 😂. This never gets old lol 😂 😂

Kloudy

5y↑80

“First of all you don’t talk to a blood like that”
Best line of the movie

The Oldest

2y↑10

The rooftop scene is unmatched 💯😂

BasedTy777

8y↑1.1K

lol he calls the Asian dude a different Mexican names everytime

Brandon Obaza

2y↑1

"Rodriguez! Me. You. In the back!"

Miiighty_Duck

2y↑2

“And I called you Hector… you don’t get NO respect, CLOCK OUT!!!” 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Making fun of you

@Mohamud Bulle dam

Mohamud Bulle

3y↑1

@Making fun of you lmao I know, my name sounds like a spell or a move in Tekken

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Joe Cardosi

5y↑204

“My computer off, hmm I gotta boot it up” 😂😂😂😂

Trey Hoffman

Love this part

THE STONERS LOG

3y↑5

That part comes to me randomly in life and I bust out laughing out loud! especially when u say that shit too people and not know where it's from 😭

Kryss S. RN-BSN

3y↑1

🤔...😩😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣

Howling Burd19

3y↑12

“Oh, and there’s a rat, he talks, too”

Jay Davis

3y↑5

That shit be having crying every time

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John Soso

3y↑7

We gotta find this itsreal85 guy and get him to finish the series. 6 years I been waiting for the conclusion 😭

Coolman952

I heard he can’t

Viola Jackson

4y↑32

I swear I watched this over a dozen times and I still can't stop laughing at certain parts.

NikaCola

2y↑4

28:40 that look on Donny's face when Leo steps 💀💀

protectyaneck__

9y↑671

Whenever life gets me down I just come back and watch this video and I immediately feel better.

Deaven Rector

3y↑1

Everytime 😂

Martin Grant

6y↑5

protectyaneck__ frfr

Mattman Key

8y↑10

+protectyaneck__ word.

ᴋᴇɪᴛʜᴛʜᴇʙᴇsᴛ_ʏᴛ

9y↑11

I swear

Octavio Vazquez

9y↑16

dude hell yeah

Richi Bonilla

4y↑191

LMFAO they didn't even look for Master Splinter 🤣

HeFinessin •

2y↑4

What kind of kids are these, man???

gage hernandez

3y↑5

They were gonna look for him next week

Euphoria Nostalgia

3y↑10

@Howling Burd19 NOOOOO it’s “ I HAD TO EAT MY OWN SHIT TO SURVIVE MANG WTF WERE WAS Y’ALL?!

Howling Burd19

3y↑30

“I ate my own shit to survive... where was y’all, what the fuck?”

xW3aV3rX

4y↑16

So upset the HD version of this got taken down a few months ago. This shit is literally my favorite thing in the whole world to watch. Any time I’m feeling depressed i can come back to this and have my happiness restored. This needs to be released as a standalone movie 🤣 this the cure to Covid 19

REEZY

2y↑3

2022 and this is still got me laughing 😂😂

Andrew Velez

5y↑94

“Rafael .....stooooop!!” In a high pitch whiny voice hahaha

CJ Jackson

2y↑1

"Daamnn"

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Aaron Willis

4y↑24

"I hit one nigga so hard, he asked me for my vehicle's insurance. I said, 'Nigga, I didn't hit you wit' no car. I hit you with these Mack trucks I called a fist.'"
I give anyone mad props to anyone who can do that to someone in real life. 😂😂😂

Chill x Retro Gaming

3y↑17

This is the most in synced parody i've ever seen. Real talk.

YonnaGamez

5y↑124

I bought yll on craigslist ya daddy told me he bleached ya backs n said yll was seashells 😂😭

Howling Burd19

Literally everything Splinter says in this is god-like lmao

Asha Christina

@Mr LDS then he said the mom was a damn crackhead😂😂😂

Mr LDS

4y↑6

Where does he come up with it hahahaha

rolexis t.v. john and alexis

4y↑7

🤣🤣🤣

ruben ybarra

3y↑20

2021 and this shit still better than comedy now

Nicodemus Edwards

8y↑748

It's scary how accurate the lip movements are

Spider Volgs

3y↑10

Exactly lol

campinatorxbox 1

3y↑16

Right lol

Almighty 3ziz

3y↑43

I thought this was official for a sec 😂😂

Kirby Brown

4y↑5

"Leonardo DON'T START WITH THAT SAVE A HOE SHIT!" Lmao hahahaha 😂😂😂😂😂

CJ Jackson

He be irritated af wit him 🤣🤣🤣

Chris Nikes

3y↑9

You can’t NOT come back to this bruh. The dialogue is TOO golden. Legit made a timeless comedy that still to this day make anybody laugh. This man is underrated af and honestly I’m glad only few ppl know about this gem cus this is how you make timeless comedy 💯💯💯💯💯💯

Jacob Grady

3y↑1

Yessir

Just King

3y↑36

Around the 17 minute mark when the scientist on tv start doing the 2Pac disses.....Bruh!!! LMAO

Joey L

3y↑7

I remember watching the first episode when it first dropped 9 years ago. Time flies.

Violeta Vigil

6y↑29

"I ate my own shit to survive" that was the best part lol hahaha

BookwormDude

3y↑4

Bruh, that 2Pac reference was so damn random, I couldn’t stop laughing once I got on that part 😂

CJ Jackson

"Fuck mob deep" 😭

Christopher Ortiz

3y↑6

2021 and its still funny no matter how many times i watch it 🤣 😂

Elijah "DG III" McElroy

2y↑7

Certified hood classic. 10 years later

Craig Kasiske

5y↑59

"You still got that date with your hand" lmfao

5

@Archer Queen meez Martin what's good

Jaelen Robinson

4y↑4

One of the best parts 🤣😂🤣

Archer Queen

What's that song in the back ground

lamarion3

2y↑4

“Ohh shit!! That bitch got a fork!!”
“Good kick cuz!!”
“A nigga been practicing!” 😂😂

jyoung90

3y↑5

“Damn, look at the calf muscles on that nigga” 😂😂😂😂

dominique moore

6y↑27

All these years and this is still the funniest shit ever

tino hdz

9y↑477

"I'm not yo real father.... hold on u looked shocked." funniest line ever

YonnaGamez

5y↑8

I was scrolling and saw this comment when it got to tht part😂😂

E3XIII

5y↑49

“Damm nigga you sweating, shit”

Djenk

6y↑29

LMFAO "that's right..YEAH" 😭

iwakura.productions

2y↑2

9:14 , even without the dub, that scene is ice cold, he slaps him like it's nothing, and you FEEL it.

Nothing

5y↑4

Still funny till this day😂

El Mayimbe WestIndian

2y↑3

Here I am 6 years later still laughing to this!! 😂 I I put my son on, he be dying

Nolimitjuan

3y↑3

I watched this so many times 27:35 - 29:07 have me dead everytime 😂😂😂

MisterJonesification

9y↑318

I can't get over how spot on the voice overs are. They are synched perfectly.

Asha Christina

2y↑5

It’s sad that we never got the proper ending

OldAssYoungBoi

3y↑14

I'm dying at the Taco Bell segment at 24:09

Blaze-I-Can

4y↑16

ItsReal is a freaking genius to have thought of all this.

Manny!

5y↑17

2:06 from 2:36 had me dying like my side hurts!! 😭😭🤣🤣🤭🤭😆

Mr LDS

Hahahahahahaha me too

CJ Jackson

4y↑3

🗣”Raphael stoop” 🤣🤣💀💀

Henry Garcia

3y↑5

"Wanna get fucked up?"
"Yeah"
"You got some weed?"
"That purple"
"Aight"

MoparFam 300C

4y↑12

23:01 Best fucking partttt

FV

2y↑2

LMAO I never peeped that shit 💀💀💀😭

swthero

4y↑7

“First off you don’t talk to a blood like that, take that blue shit off your face” lol hahaha

Laurence Spencer

2y↑2

I like how he gave hector a different name everytime 😂😂

Myron Gaines

9y↑332

I can never look at the movie the same again. THIS is how it should have been.

Whale Gun

2y↑1

The homie was watching the original the other day and I was like naaaaa bruh fuck that...we gotta watch this instead.

JakeyStar

Pfft no. But it's awesome parody

Daniel Mustard

8y↑1

Lol.. ikr?

pixdav

8y↑2

+Nicole Rivera Nicole, be a lady and mind your own business.. Myron gains is a good friend of mine..relax lady it isn't that serious...

Nicole Rivera

+Myron Gaines i know right !!

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AbC 123

3y↑9

"You sure weed is all you smoke"🤣🤣

joe morones

3y↑5

After so many years watching this this will never get old🤣🤣🤣🤣

Why You Trippin' Deebo

2y↑3

16:44 the scientist on the tv “HOES get at me!” 😆😆😆 this is still hilarious years later.

Bigdaddyp28

3y↑3

"You got the heart of a bitch, like John Q's son!" 💀💀💀

Michael Holland

3y↑7

Man this is so underrated and funny af! I still quote this shit but nobody gets it 😆

moneybag shawty

5y↑16

Lmao this shit is so fucking classic. ItsReal don’t give a shit bout nothing but gaming videos now but he still a legend

GHETTI

4y↑6

This is just gold man, the good ole days used to watch these movies! This should be oscar nominated!

Alex Blackman

2y↑4

I love how the turtles acknowledge Toto as being Chinese after they say “Dog eating motherfucker” even though Shredder gave him 7 different names which were all Mexican related at 23:04

Brian Mars

4y↑2

Watching the original movie now, but this voice over video is way better. Still got me laughing! Lmao

Larry Temen

4y↑4

Whoever does splinter, is absolutely fuckin hilarious 😂

Puka Savea

3y↑2

idk how many times i watched this and i never get tired of him quoting hit em up on tv 😂

Mr. B

6y↑69

2:37 realest words ever spoken by a real true pimp.

Deebo Jordan

3y↑3

2021 and I'm STILL laughing 🤣🤣🤣

RiTe BrAyNeD

4y↑5

Tears of laughter are streaming down my face. Hilarious.

Money Mukes

2y↑4

Every year this has made me smile. Thank you to the creator. You are the GOAT

Mia On The Beat

3y↑2

“Hey you the one that took our dad!”
“You talkin bout the rat I slapped like a bitch” 😂

Terrell Hannah

3y↑3

"That bitch got a fork!"
"This crackhead got hands!"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Enrique Gonzalez

3y↑2

37:51 raph always has me dying with that line 😂😭

AbC 123

3y↑6

"WHERE WAS YALL...WHAT THE FUCK"🤣

CJ Jackson

2y↑1

"itolduwecalled"

c j

4y↑76

If I had to rank them by hilarity: 1. Splinter, 2.Shredder, 3. Raphael, but I wanna make it a tie between ‘em all

darkfallenangel96

3y↑2

@Moses Davis
Foot soldiers had me dying too lmao "Damn look at the calf muscles on that nigga" I was weak asl 😂😂

ZER0713

3y↑1

Shredder is definitely the funniest, splinter is a very close second.

Moses Davis

4y↑3

That nigga shredder had me laughing the hardest! 🤣🤣🤣

jyoung90

3y↑6

“Damn, good kick bruh” “A nigga been practicing” 😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀

CTG85

4y↑3

This guy needs to make his own movie. Funny AF.

🧊berg G

6y↑18

“Hold your purse baby, here comes one of em. Hold your purse” 😂😂😂

senpai squid

3y↑9

This shit is a masterpiece, I can’t get over it lmao

Kevin Westbrook

8y↑362

"These hoes is cheese, on a board"-Master Splinter

10RexTheWolf01

5y↑1

Still can only take that 2 ways

Kokaine Kelso

8y↑9

THE TAEWAY

4y↑21

“Aye bro where you get that big ass dandelion” 😂😂😂😂

Barris White

4y↑1

9.08 and 11.25, get me everytime lol, I can't pass them 2 for laughing so hard 😆

Aaron Beasley

4y↑11

9:07 so majestic, this line has such a complex meaning and emotion.

Edward Outlaw Jr

2y↑6

Shredder had me dying calling the Asian guy by Hispanic names 🤣🤣🤣

BeyondEllisBeck

4y↑17

"I bought you on Craigslist. Your daddy bleached your back and said y'all seashells." I'm crying!😂🤣

2Tone Glizz

2y↑2

All these years I'm still crying! 😭😭😭

Christopher Padilla

3y↑19

"Aye boy! you better be talkin to god! Aye little nigga!" Kills me everytime

CJ Jackson

2y↑1

"Just cancel the strippers man"

Kirk Williams

3y↑4

“This ain’t no game, I ain’t throw this shit on fa notin” 😂😂😂

jeremy hunter

7y↑241

"Halloween snickers Dick" I'm dead 😂😂😂

Gemerl

3y↑5

“Tell me where my mom at!”

Malique Turner

3y↑4

Lmao 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣

BGK3 _Brando

4y↑4

Man I washed this 4 years ago and still funny but someone got to live to tell the story 😂

Onewolf101

3y↑11

2021 this shit is a classic lmao. Wish he bring these back

Sean Dudley

3y↑1

He just did another gta vid for officer harris mint where he finally meets his new captain at the end

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