My Humps
DJ MeXsTa Vs. Black Eyed Peas Lyrics

Whatcha gonna do with all that junk
What are you planning to do with all the rubbish and unnecessary things you possess?

All that junk inside your trunk
Referring to someone's behind, what do you intend to do with it?

I'ma get get get get you drunk
I'm going to intoxicate you with alcohol.

Get you love drunk off my hump
Making someone fond of you by flaunting your curvy body.

My hump my hump my hump my hump my hump
My voluptuous posterior.

My hump my hump my hump my lovely little lumps
My attractive body parts that are curvy and make me desirable.

I drive these brothers crazy
I make these men go wild with my attractive body and personality.

I do it on the daily
I do this every day, consistently flaunting my body and getting attention.

They treat me really nicely
These men are polite and kind towards me.

They buy me all these ice
These men purchase expensive items of jewelry for me.

Dolce and Gabbana
High-end designer fashion brand.

Fendi and Madonna
Designer fashion brand and pop music icon Madonna.

Caring they be sharin'
These men willingly share their wealth with me.

All their money got me wearing fly
I can afford to wear fashionable and stylish clothes because of their money.

Whether I ain't askin'
Even if I don't ask, they still spend their money on me.

They say they love mah ass in
They express their fondness for my curvy rear end.

Seven jeans
Brand of designer jeans.

True religion
Brand of designer clothing, primarily jeans.

I say no
I tell them I don't need these expensive items, but they still give them to me.

But they keep givin'
Despite me declining, they continue to give me gifts.

So I keep on takin'
I accept their gifts and continue to benefit from their generosity.

And no I ain't takin'
Despite receiving their gifts, I claim that I am not taking advantage of them.

We can keep on datin'
We can continue to go out on dates together.

Now keep on demonstratin'
Keep showing off my curvy body and attracting attention.

My love my love my love my love
My affection, adoration, and passion.

You love my lady lumps
You are fond of my attractive body parts.

She's got me spending
She is responsible for making me spend money on her.

Oh, spending all your money on me
I am getting all the money and attention from you.

And spending time on me
You are giving your time and energy to me.

Whatcha gonna do with all that ass
What are you going to do with your curvy backside?

I'm a make make make make you scream
I am going to make you scream with pleasure using my attractive body.

My humps they got you
My curvy body parts are the reason for your attraction to me.

I met a girl down at the disco
I saw a girl at the club.

She said hey hey hey ya lets go
She told me that we should leave the club and spend time together.

I can be ya baby, you could be my honey
We can become each other's romantic interest.

Let's spend time not money
Let's focus on spending time together rather than spending money on each other.

And mix your milk with my coco puff
Let's have sex together.

Milky milky coco
Exclamation of excitement regarding sex.

Mix your milk with my coco puff
Repeating the idea of sexual activity.

Milky milky
Repeating the exclamation of sexual excitement.

They say I'm really sexy
Others say that I am extremely attractive and sexually appealing.

The boys they wanna sex me
Men want to have sex with me.

They always standin' next to me
Men are frequently standing next to me and trying to get my attention.

Always dancin' next to me
Men are dancing near me as a way to get closer to me.

Tryin' a feel my hump hump
Men are attempting to touch my curvy body parts.

Lookin' at my lump lump
Men are staring at my curvy body parts.

You can look but you can't touch it
You are allowed to admire my curvy body, but you cannot touch it without my permission.

If you touch it
If you attempt to touch my body without my permission.

I'm a start some drama
I will make a scene and cause trouble if you touch me inappropriately.

You don't want no drama
You do not want any trouble or conflict to occur.

No no drama no no no no drama
Repeating the idea of avoiding any conflict or trouble.

So don't pull on my hand boy
Do not attempt to hold my hand or touch me without my permission.

You ain't my man boy
You are not my romantic partner or significant other.

I'm just tryin' a dance boy
I am just dancing and having fun, nothing more.

And move my hump
I am moving my curvy body and showing it off to attract attention.

My lovely lady lumps
My attractive body parts that make me desirable.

In the back and in the front
My curves are present both in the front and back of my body.

My loving got you
My love and attention has made you susceptible to my advances.

(Surreal, surreal, surreal, surreal, surreal)
Repeating the word surreal as a way to emphasize the bizarre and unrealistic nature of the situation.