Bonus Track
DJ Quik Lyrics

Huh, now don't come to my party if you don't wanna get drunk
If you don't want to get inebriated, don't bother showing up to my gathering.

It's me and my niggas and we puffin on a skunk
My friends and I are smoking marijuana together.

Cus it's true when I'm bent and I'm fuckin I can last long
When I'm under the influence of drugs and having sex, I have greater stamina.

With some Gin and a grin cus my cocks grown
I'm smiling confidently while drinking gin because I have a large penis.

Now don't trip ho, you like to get bent too
Don't worry, woman, you also enjoy getting high and drunk.

You know me *scratch**scratch**scratch*, Yeah
I am a famous musician, as indicated by the sound effect.

Now let me tell you about a party that I threw last year
Allow me to describe a gathering I hosted in the past.

Niggas kept haulin that party over here
People kept bringing the fun to my residence.

Too many niggas so I had to get a keg of Budweiser
Because of the large number of attendees, I had to purchase a barrel of beer.

But it had me pissin down my leg
The beer made me need to urinate uncontrollably.

So I bought somethin that'll last longer
I procured a more potent alcoholic beverage.

Somethin a little harder somethin a little stronger
This new acquisition was much more potent than beer.

So what you say muthafucka want some Tanqueray?
Would you like to try some Tanqueray gin, fellow?

Now the niggas up on it went got some orange juice
My acquaintances mixed the gin with orange juice for flavor.

Cus they know that Tanqueray'll get them hoes loose
They are aware that Tanqueray causes women to be more relaxed and promiscuous.

Nigga you can't handle full glass, fool take a sip
You cannot drink as much as you think you can, so start modestly.

But I'm not stingy so I filled it to the rim
I am generous, so I poured the drink to its maximum capacity.

He went up in my kitchen with a bitch named Kim
One of the visitors went to my kitchen and brought a female companion.

Straight bareback in the pussy he dove
He engaged in unprotected intercourse with her in a bold manner.

Huh, bustin nuts all on my stove
He ejaculated on my stove.

Tanqueray'll have ya feelin so fine
Drinking Tanqueray gin induces pleasurable sensations.

Little green bottle got you outta ya mind
The small bottle of Tanqueray makes you lose control of your mind.

So if you want to get bent in a big-o way
If you desire to experience heavy intoxication,

Come on and drink a little Tanqueray
You should drink some Tanqueray gin.

Now the party started jumpin and the music got loud
The event became livelier and the music grew louder.

A hand full of niggas done turn into a crowd
The small gathering rapidly became a large crowd.

Out my control the party started hoppin
The party's energy became uncontrollable.

And the more that niggas drunk, the more that started droppin
The more inebriation the guests experienced, the more they fell over and stumbled.

Shit, my house got fucked up for certain
My residence was damaged beyond doubt.

With beer on my carpet, gum on my curtain
As a result of the party, the carpet became wet with beer and someone stuck gum on my curtain.

Niggas in my front yard bendin up the fence
People were damaging my backyard fence.

Havin a fuckin great time all at my expense
They were enjoying themselves without considering the consequences and damages.

But I can't trip because I'm knowin
I cannot become upset because I acknowledge,

Niggas gon' be niggas and that's just the way shit's goin
People will act as they are inclined to do, and that's inevitable.

But bout damn time I got a visit from the crew
I am pleased that my friends have arrived to interact with me.

Playa Hamm and Shabby Bleu
Two individuals named Playa Hamm and Shabby Bleu arrived at the scene.

With some bitches hollin' (Hey, where the party at?)
They had female companions who sought to enjoy the festivities.

I said "The party's in my pants in ya monkey's kind a fat"
I made a suggestive remark to one of the female visitors.

Plus she was spokin like a fingero ho
Her speech was similar to that of a prostitute.

But I didn't say a Goddamn thing cus I didn't know
I didn't comment on her behavior because I wasn't sure how to react.

Then she and? started havin a fit
She had an argument or altercation with someone else.

Talking about (all y'all rappin niggas aint shit)
She insulted the rapping / performing guests by calling them worthless.

So I spit in her face and socked the ho in lip
Because of her disrespectful comments, I spat in her face and punched her in the mouth.

And dragged the bitch outta my tent
I physically removed her from my place of residence.

Check it, now the bitch straight skated, but then she rolled back
She left my property, but later returned.

Came up in the party wit a strap, cocked it
She returned to the gathering while carrying a firearm and loading it.

Jack, spotted it, hit her on the head and speed knotted it
One of the guests recognized the weapon, hit her head, and took the firearm swiftly.

Bitch dropped the strap and I got it
I retrieved the dropped firearm.

Rat pack time niggas, stop
The situation became dangerous, so people needed to intervene and prevent violence.

The lights came on and the bitch got dropped
The lighting was turned on and the female was beaten by others.

Now it really wouldn't nice to see
It was unpleasant to observe what happened next.

When they beat a bitch down, and drag her ass out in the street
When a woman is assaulted and dragged outdoors, it is distressing to witness.

Put it in pocket went back to the pawty
I took the firearm and resumed the celebration.

And everybody kicked it for the rest of the night
The guests enjoyed themselves for the remainder of the evening.

Huh, bud straight facin and the vibe was right
We were smoking marijuana and having a good time.

Each everybody up skated cus we was outta that.
Everyone left because we were out of Tanqueray gin.

La la la la la la la la la.
This is the end of the song.