Big ole butt
DJ Rectangle Lyrics

I was at the mall, sippin' on a milkshake
At the shopping center having a drink

Playin' the wall, takin' a break
Just standing around, enjoying the view

Admirin' the girls with the bamboo earrings
Appreciating the girls with bamboo earrings

Baby hair and bodies built to swing
Commenting on their style and attractive curves

That's when I seen her
Then he saw Tina

Her name was Tina
Introduced to her by name

Grace and poise kinda like a ballerina
Commenting on her grace and poise, comparing her to a ballerina

I said, "How you doin', my name's Big L
Introduced himself as Big L

Don't ask me how I'm livin', 'cause, yo, I'm living swell
Trying to impress Tina that he is doing well in life

But then again I'm livin' kind of foul
Acknowledging that he is cheating on his girlfriend while talking to Tina

Cause my girl don't know that I'm out on the prowl"
Cheating on his girlfriend without her knowledge

To make a long story short, I got the digits
He got Tina's phone number

Calls her on my car phone and paid her a visit
Called her on his car phone and visited her

I was spankin' her and thankin' her, chewin' her and doin' her
Engaged in sexual activity with Tina

Layin' like a king on sheets of satin
Enjoying his experience

That's what time it is, you know what's happenin'
Describing his pleasure and satisfaction

She had a big ole booty, I was doin' my duty
Commenting on the size of Tina's butt

I mean, yo, I admit that my girl's a cutie
Admitting that his girlfriend is attractive too

But Tina was erotic, Earl's my witness
Describing Tina as erotic and having Earl as a witness

With the kind of legs that put stockings out of business
Commenting on Tina's legs that are so attractive that she doesn't need stockings

When I went home, I kissed my girl on the cheek
Returning home and kissing his girlfriend

But in the back of my mind it was this big butt freak
Thinking about Tina and her big butt

I sat my girl down, I couldn't hold it in
Telling his girlfriend about Tina

And said to her with a devilish grin
Said with an evil smile

Tina got a big ole butt
Tina has a big butt

I know I told you I'd be true
Said he would be loyal to his girlfriend but isn't

So I'm leavin' you
Deciding to leave his girlfriend for Tina

I went to the high school about three o'clock
Went to the high school around 3 pm

To try to catch a cutie ridin' my jock
Trying to attract a girl's attention

My homeboy's jeep, the system blastin'
Driving with loud music with his friend

Cold forty dogs, smilin' and laughin'
Drinking and having a good time with friends

Girls all over, the kind I adore
Surrounded by the type of girls he likes

I felt like a kid in a candy store
Excited like a child in a candy store

Her name was Brenda
Introduced to Brenda

She had the kind of booty that I'd always remember
Describing Brenda's attractive butt

I said to my man, "Stop the jeep"
Asking his friend to stop the car

She's only seventeen but, yo, don't sleep
Saying that although she's young, she's still attractive

I kicked the bass like an NFL punter
Said he played the music loudly

And scoped the booty like a big game hunter
Stared at her butt like a hunter scouting his prey

I said to the girl, "Yo, you look tired
Showing concern for the girl he wants to take home

Let's go get some rest, relax by the fire"
Inviting her to come relax with him

I put the big booty on a bearskin rug
Had sex with her on a bearskin rug

She gave me a kiss, I have her a hug
Expressing affection towards each other

I said to the girl, "them young boys ain't nothin'
Belittling other young guys to charm her

You want to get freaky, let me kiss your belly button"
Asking to be intimate with her

I circled it and teased it and made her squeal
Playing with her belly button and making her react

Grabbed a pack of bullets and pulled out the steel
Referencing grabbing a condom and having sex again

When I was through, I wiped the sweat from my eyes
Had sex with her and cleaned himself up

When to the kitchen and got some sweet potato pies
Went to the kitchen and got a snack

Tina busted in my house while I was eatin'
Tina came to his house while he was eating

You know what I said
The audience doesn't actually know what was said

Too bad you caught me cheatin', but
Admitting he was unfaithful

Brenda got a big ole butt
Brenda has a big butt

I went to Red Lobster for shrimp and steak
Went to eat at a restaurant

Around the time whe the waitress are on their lunch break
During the time when the waitresses are on their break

I pulled in the parkin' lot and parded my car
Parked his car in the lot

Somebody shouted out, "I don't care who you are"
Someone yelled at him, disregarding his status

I paid it no attention, I walked inside
Ignored the person and went inside

Because Brian had a nine and he was chillin' in the ride
Had a friend with a weapon in the car

I walked in the place, everybody was lookin'
Walking in and getting attention

And shrimp and steak wasn't the only thing cookin'
Implying that something else was also happening

I sat down to eat, ordered my food
Sat down and ordered his meal

I said to the waitress, "I don't men to be rude
Said to the waitress without wanting to be rude

But I'll take you on a platter"
Flirting with the waitress

She said, "You got a girl," I said, "It don't matter
Telling the waitress he has a girlfriend but he doesn't care

You look like you're tastier than a pipin' hot pizza
Complimenting the waitress' appearance

What's your name?" She said, "My tag says Lisa"
Asking the waitress for her name

I said, "O.K., you're smart and all that
Continued to flirt with her

But when you get off work, yo, I'll be back"
Telling her he'll come back after her shift ends

She looked at me and said, "Make yourself clear
Asking him to make his intentions clear

L, where we going?" I said, "Right here"
Telling her he's taking her with him

She looked kind of puzzled, I said, "You'll see"
Teasing her and keeping her intrigued

I pulled up at ten on the D.O.T.
Picked her up at 10 pm

When she walked out the door, I threw my tongue down her throat
Started kissing with extreme passion

Pushed her back inside and pulled off her coat
Gave her a kiss and started taking her clothes off

Laid her on the table and place my order
Had sex with her on the table

And have her a tip much bigger than a quarter
Gave her a large tip, possibly as a way of bragging

On and on to the break 'a dawn
Had sex all night

All over the restaurant, word is born
Interrupted people's meals and made a scene

I heard somebody coughin', I checked my watch
Realizing that time has passed

I couldn't believe it said nine o'clock
Surprised that it was 9 am

I grabbed my pants, put on my Kangol
Getting dressed quickly

Who did I see, Oh, yo, it was Brenda
Seeing Brenda at the restaurant

Yo, she worked at Red Lobster but I didn't remember
Realizing that Brenda worked at the restaurant that he was at earlier

Lisa got a big ole butt
Lisa has a big butt

But Lisa got a big ole butt
Reiterating that Lisa has a big butt