My House
DJ Whoo Kid Lyrics

People, your boy Banks is back
I, known as Banks, have returned and am making my presence known.

And this is a Timbaland track
This song is produced by Timbaland.

This is my house bitch I run this
As the owner of this house, all who enter must follow my rules and respect my authority.

(I'll house you, girl, I'll house you)
I will provide you with shelter and protection, girl.

This is my house
I have complete control of this space and all those who enter it.

(Put ya hands up, put ya, put ya, put ya, put ya, put ya hands up)
Raise your hands as a sign of submission and respect.

Hey, your under my roof, so take off your coat, your hat and funny boots
As my guest, it is required that you remove any outerwear and prepare to follow my rules.

I can't tell you they names, I just know they loose
I cannot name the women in my company, but they are promiscuous.

Now shorty's eyes wide from the Bentley and the Coupes
The woman with me is impressed and awed by my expensive cars.

She can't stop stealin', so she trippin' off the stoop
The woman is so preoccupied with stealing that she is stumbling around outside.

And I'm a beware of mine, no tellin' the truth
I am cautious of those around me and keep my guard up to avoid deceit.

Let's run a menage trois and hit the booth
We should have a threesome and record a song in the booth.

I got a big pool and a room full of bathin' suits
I have a large swimming pool and a collection of swimsuits for guests to use.

See y'all can go swim, while I get in
While my guests enjoy the pool, I will take care of other business.

I'll show you how to make a million dollars with a pen
I am knowledgeable in making money through writing and can teach my guests how to do so as well.

I drink champagne and pop bottles when I spin
I indulge in expensive champagne and celebrate by opening bottles while I DJ.

I can't complain a top model's in the Benz
I am content as a beautiful model is riding in my Mercedes-Benz.

Her wheels is shinnin' like it's diamonds in the rims
The wheels of my car are so shiny they look like they are encrusted in diamonds.

Just gimme a day or two, I'm climbin' in her friends
I plan to seduce and have relations with the friends of the woman in my car.

I do what I do 'cause
I act in certain ways because it is part of my lifestyle and reputation.

Hey, watch how you speak
Be careful not to say anything that may offend or anger me.

'Cause I don't slip or squeak I got the heat
I am always alert and armed, prepared to defend myself and my authority.

If you get outta line, you'll be in the street
If you do not follow my rules, I will kick you out of my house and onto the street.

Ambulance man tryin' to cover up the leak
If you cross me, there will be consequences that require medical attention.

And nobody to care if they get you in a week
If you are injured or harmed, no one will care or sympathize with you after a week.

I rather go there split a swisher with a freak
I would prefer to relax and smoke a cigar with an eccentric person.

And get a lap dance while I listen to the beat
I would like to simultaneously listen to music and watch a stripper give me a lap dance.

She's a beauty and petite, I can lift her off her feet
The woman is attractive and small enough for me to physically pick up and carry.

If she gets in a spur, we don't fuck in here
If she becomes aroused, we will not engage in sexual activity in this location.

I'm iced out, so she don't see nothin' but a blur
I am wearing a lot of expensive jewelry, causing the woman to only see a blur of metal and diamonds.

Be careful where you rub, don't get nothin' on the fur
Be cautious when touching my possessions, as you may leave dirt or stains on them.

You know we got them things, so the drama don't occur
I have the necessary equipment to handle any issues that may arise and prevent any problems.

You front 'cause you drunk, yo' ass gettin' jumped
If you act tough or aggressive due to alcohol consumption, you will be physically assaulted.

I'm high off the funk, dro, hash and the skunk
I am currently under the influence of marijuana and other drugs.

Don't make them niggaz dump yo' ass in the trunk
Do not provoke my associates, or they will lock you in the trunk of a car.

They remembers a black mask and a pump
My associates will recall a black mask and a gun, should they have to use force.

This is my house, you 'gon do what I tell you to do
As the owner of this house, all who enter must follow my rules and respect my authority.

When your in my house, under my roof, you follow my rules
While inside my house and under my roof, you are expected to obey my commands and follow my regulations.

(Put ya hands up, put ya, put ya, put ya, put ya, put ya hands up)
Raise your hands as a sign of submission and respect.

This is my house
I have complete control of this space and all those who enter it.

(I'll house you, girl, you in my house now)
I will provide you with shelter, protection, and guidance while you are under my roof, girl.