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Someday I'm gonna be famous, do I have talent well no
I aspire to achieve fame someday but don't believe that I possess any particular talent.

These days you don't really need it thanks to reality shows
In today's world, reality shows have made it possible to rise to fame without any talent or skills.

Can't wait to date a supermodel, can't wait to sue my dad
I look forward to being able to date a supermodel and file a lawsuit against my own father.

Can't wait to wreck a Ferrari on my way to rehab
I can't wait to crash my Ferrari on my way to a rehabilitation facility.

'Cause when you're a celebrity
Being a celebrity means that

It's adios reality
living a life of a celebrity, you say goodbye to living a regular life which is familiar to the general public.

You can act just like a fool
Acting foolishly is accepted by the general public because of their fame.

People think you're cool
Being famous is regarded as being cool irrespective of personality.

Just 'cause you're on TV
Appearing on TV is enough to earn recognition and respect.

I can throw a major fit
I can cause a big scene and throw a fit when something doesn't go as I expect.

When my latte isn't just how I like it
When the latte I ordered doesn't match my preference.

When they say I've gone insane
When they say I've become insane

I'll blame it on the fame
I can attribute my mental state to my well-known status

And the pressures that go with
The demands and expectation that comes with being a celebrity.

Being a celebrity
Being famous is so overwhelming.

I'll get to cry to Barbara Walters when things don't go my way
I have the option of seeking sympathy from Barbara Walters when things don't align as expected.

And I'll get community service no matter which law I break
Regardless of what felony I violate, I can serve the community.

I'll make the supermarket tabloids, they'll write some awful stuff
I'll always make it to the supermarket tabloid one way or the other.

But the more they run my name down the more my price goes up
The more my name appears negatively on the supermarket tabloid, the more people are interested in me, thus, increasing my price.

No matter what you do
Nothing that you do will change how people feel about you.

I can fall in and out of love
I can go through the motions of falling in and out of love while being in the spotlight.

Have marriages that barely last a month
Even if I marry, the union will most likely last for a short period.

When they go down the drain
When my relationships fail,

I'll blame it on the fame
I can attribute the end of my relationship to my status.

And say it's just so tough
I can say that being famous makes it more challenging to maintain a healthy and stable relationship.

So let's hitch up the wagons and head out west
Let's plan to travel down west.

To the land of the fun and the sun
A place that is filled with enjoyment and unending fun.

We'll be real world bachelor jackass millionaires
We will be real world bachelors who will act like jackasses while being millionaires.

Hey hey Hollywood here we come
Hollywood, here we come!