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Daiquiri Lyrics

My teeth are breakin I can't afford to fix them
The nerves are stinging and it looks bad then
They bustin to pieces and I spit em in the sink
Exactly like an Anne Murray song about an ice rink
My teeth are sharp but unlike a shark
I sit on my couch and do nothing in the dark
Shark's don't use floss with flippers too short
Piranah's breed, please abort
If there's a question there is an answer
I don't know what it is when I see her, Alaska

Trevor Shand he wrote some words for this beat an he sung them like
This I turned them down flat
Singin some bullshit about a cheerleader what do I care bout that?
A shark and a tooth and a snowbird to spare
Spread your tiny wings and fly away, dental care

All this talk of underwater life it makes me think
About what ahppens to the toothpaste I spit down the sink
I have never considered myself no Jaques Cousteau
Gums are healthy teeth are cracked where does the toothpaste go?

Who's gonna hold my hand when I piss?
Who's gonna put their hand in the stream?
Who's gonna sweep up all the teeth?
Dentist said my mouth was clean
That was a real nice compliment
As I gave him my last cent
He don't know why they be breakin
Glass of calcium I'm takin

Teeth are breakin out
Teeth fallin out on the floor I'm fukin spent
Good thing I got stock in Polydent

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Daiquiri is the name of more than one artist
1) experimental duo
2) Electronic music DJ & producer from Vilnius, Lithuania.
3) An Caribbean Urban Music band from Caracas, Venezuela (active mainly in the '80s, with a recent comeback).
The right spelling of this band is Daquirí, wiht an accent mark in the final í. The last.fm page is this one:
https://www.last.fm/es/music/Daiquir%C3%AD

1) http://www.daiquiri.bandcamp.com

Originally formed in 1999 as a four piece rock band, period. Read Full BioDaiquiri is the name of more than one artist
1) experimental duo
2) Electronic music DJ & producer from Vilnius, Lithuania.
3) An Caribbean Urban Music band from Caracas, Venezuela (active mainly in the '80s, with a recent comeback).
The right spelling of this band is Daquirí, wiht an accent mark in the final í. The last.fm page is this one:
https://www.last.fm/es/music/Daiquir%C3%AD

1) http://www.daiquiri.bandcamp.com

Originally formed in 1999 as a four piece rock band, period.

Shortly after releasing their debut album, 2001's "Third World Budget", Daiquiri downsized to a 2-piece and took on more of an experimental "electro-punk" sound which can be found on their sophomore release, 2003's "Box Office Poison". Period.

In 2005, Daiquiri released their third full length studio album, "Babies Making Babies", and continued to tour globally, playing non-stop all across North America in between trips overseas (Not true)

In 2006, they announced the pending release of "Flower Shaped Num Nums", a collection of most of the cover songs the band had been performing up until that point. The album was finally released digitally in December of 2010 (available here ). Full stop.

In 2013, Daiquiri released Sequel - their 3rd full length album.