The Professor
Damien Rice Lyrics


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Well I don't know if I'm wrong
'Cause, she's only just gone
Here's to another relationship
Bombed by my excellent breed of gamete disease
I'm sure when I'm older I'll know what that means

Cried when she should and she laughed when she could
Here's to the man with his face in the mud
And an overcast play just taken away
From the lover's in love at the center of stage, yeah

Loving is fine if you have plenty of time
For walking on stilts at the edge of your mind and
Loving is good if your dick's made of wood
And the dick left inside only half understood her

What makes her come and what makes her stay?
What make the animal run, run away, yeah?
What makes him stall, what makes him stand?
And what shakes the elephant now?
And what makes a man?

I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
No, I don't know you any more
No, no, no, no, uh yeah, hey, hey, hey, hey

I don't know if I'm wrong
'Cause, she's only just gone
Why the fuck is this day taking so long
I was a lover of time and once she was mine
I was a lover indeed, I was covered in weed

Cried when she should and she laughed when she could
Well closer to God is the one who's in love
And I walk away 'cause I can
Too many options may kill a man

Loving is fine if it's not in your mind
But I've fucked it up now, too many times
Loving is good if it's not understood
Yeah, but I'm the professor
And I feel that I should know

What makes her come and what makes her stay?
What make the animal run, run away?
And what makes him tick apart from his prick?
And the lonelier side of the jealousy stick

I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
No, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
No, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, no, no
Hell I don't know you any more
No, no, no, no, uh yeah, hey, hey, hey, hey

Well I don't know if I'm wrong
'Cause, she's only just gone
Here's to another relationship
Bombed by my excellent breed of gamete disease
I finished it off with some French wine and cheese

La fille danse
Quand elle joue avec moi
Et je pense que je l'aime des fois
Le silence, n'ose pas dis-donc
Quand on est ensemble




Mettre les mots
Sur la petite dodo

Overall Meaning

"The Professor" by Damien Rice is a song about love, loss, and confusion. The lyrics explore the experience of a failed relationship and the singer's struggle to understand the dynamics of love and attraction. The song opens with a sense of uncertainty, with the singer wondering if he's in the wrong for feeling the way he does. He goes on to reflect on the ups and downs of his relationship and the lessons he's learned from it. The chorus raises a series of questions about the nature of love and desire, with the singer admitting that he doesn't have all the answers.


The verses describe a range of emotions, from crying to laughter, and the way these emotions have played out in the singer's life. There is a sense of confusion and frustration in the lyrics, as the singer struggles to make sense of his feelings and the complicated dynamics of his relationship. The references to "gamete disease" and "the lover's in love at the center of the stage" suggest a sense of bitterness and disillusionment, as if the singer has come to see love as a kind of disease that infects and ultimately destroys.


Overall, "The Professor" is a poignant and introspective song that explores the many complexities of love and loss. The lyrics are full of vivid imagery and poetic language, and the melody is haunting and beautiful.


Line by Line Meaning

Well I don't know if I'm wrong
Uncertainty about the situation


'Cause, she's only just gone
Recent end of a relationship


Here's to another relationship
Toast to future relationships


Bombed by my excellent breed of gamete disease
Self-criticism about inability to maintain relationships


I'm sure when I'm older I'll know what that means
Hopeful for wisdom with age


Cried when she should and she laughed when she could
Emotional expression during the relationship


Here's to the man with his face in the mud
Comparison to someone worse off


And an overcast play just taken away
A missed opportunity


From the lover's in love at the center of stage, yeah
Watching others in love


Loving is fine if you have plenty of time
Time commitment to love


For walking on stilts at the edge of your mind and
Imagery of taking risks


Loving is good if your dick's made of wood
Objectifying love


And the dick left inside only half understood her
Emotional disconnect with partner


What makes her come and what makes her stay?
Questioning partner's motivations


What make the animal run, run away, yeah?
Questioning own behavior


What makes him stall, what makes him stand?
Self-reflection on choices


And what shakes the elephant now?
Reference to a metaphorical elephant in the room


And what makes a man?
Philosophical question about life


I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
Admitting uncertainty


No, I don't know you any more
Loss of familiarity with ex-partner


Why the fuck is this day taking so long
Frustration with time passing


I was a lover of time and once she was mine
Nostalgia for past relationship


I was a lover indeed, I was covered in weed
Reminiscing about youthful experiences


Well closer to God is the one who's in love
Reference to growth through love


And I walk away 'cause I can
Choice to leave relationship


Too many options may kill a man
Acknowledging difficulties of choice


Loving is fine if it's not in your mind
Love can be detrimental to mental health


But I've fucked it up now, too many times
Unable to maintain relationships due to personal shortcomings


Yeah, but I'm the professor
Self-assertion of intelligence


And I feel that I should know
Perception of personal obligation to understand love


Hell I don't know you any more
Complete loss of connection with ex-partner


La fille danse
The girl dances


Quand elle joue avec moi
When she plays with me


Et je pense que je l'aime des fois
And I think that I love her sometimes


Le silence, n'ose pas dis-donc
The silence, don't be afraid to say


Quand on est ensemble
When we are together


Mettre les mots
Put the words


Sur la petite dodo
On the little nightstand




Lyrics © Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: DAMIEN GEORGE RICE

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Most interesting comments from YouTube:

@_whatsis

Well I don't know if I'm wrong
Cause she's only just gone
Here's to another relationship
Bombed by excellent breed of gamete disease
I'm sure when I'm older I'll know what that means
Cried when she should and she laughed when she could
Here's to the man with his face in the mud
And an overcast play just taken away
From the lover's in love at the centre of stage yeah
Loving is fine if you have plenty of time
For walking on stilts at the edge of your mind
Loving is good if your dick's made of wood
And the dick left inside only half understood her
What makes her come and what makes her stay?
What make the animal run, run away yeah
What makes him stall, what makes him stand
And what shakes the elephant now
And what makes a man?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
No I don't know you any more
No, no, no, no...
I don't know if I'm wrong
'Cause shes only just gone
Why the fuck is this day taking so long
I was a lover of time and once she was mine
I was a lover indeed, I was covered in weed
Cried when she should and she laughed when she could
Well closer to god is the one who's in love
And I walk away cause I can
Too many options may kill a man
Loving is fine if it's not in your mind
But I've fucked it up now, too many times
Loving is good if it's not understood
Yeah, but I'm the professor
And feel that I should know
What makes her come and what makes her stay?
What make the animal run, run away and
What makes him tick apart from him prick
And the lonelier side of the jealousy stick
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
No I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
No I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
Hell I don't know you any more
No, no, no no...
Well I don't know if I'm wrong
'Cause she's only just gone
Here's to another relationship
Bombed by my excellent breed of gamete disease
I finished it off with some French wine and cheese
La fille danse
Quand elle joue avec moi
Et je pense que je l'aime des fois
Le silence, n'ose pas dis-donc
Quand on est ensemble
Mettre les mots
Sur la petite dodo



@simonemribas9223

O Professor
Bem, eu não sei se eu estou errado
Porque ela acabou de ir embora
Um brinde à outro relacionamento
Bombardedado pela minha excelente raça de gametas
Eu tenho certeza que quando eu for mais velho, eu vou saber o que isso significa
Chorei quando ela deveria ela e ela riu quando ela pôde
Um brinde ao homem com a cara na lama
E um jogo nublado acabou de ser levado embora
Do amante apaixonado no centro do palco, yeah
Amar é legal se você tem tempo
De andar com pernas de pau no limite da sua mente
Amar é legal se o seu pinto é feito de madeira
E o pinto lá dentro só compreende metade dela
O que faz ela vir e o que faz ela ficar?
O que faz o animal correr, correr pra longe
O que faz ele cavalgar, o que faz ele permanecer
E o que agita o elefante agora
E o que faz um homem?
Eu não sei, eu não sei, eu não sei
Não eu não conheço você mais
Não, não, não, não...
Bem, eu não sei se eu estou errado
Porque ela acabou de ir embora
Porque essa merda de dia está demorando tanto?
Eu era um amante do tempo e uma vez ela foi minha
Eu era um amante com certeza, eu estava coberto de ervas
Chorei quando ela deveria ela e ela riu quando ela pôde
Mais perto de Deus é aquele que se apaixona
E eu caminho porque eu posso
Várias opções podem matar um homem
Amar é legal se isso não está na sua cabeça
Mas eu já me fodi com isso, várias vezes
Amar é legal se não é compreendido
Mas eu sou o professor
E eu sinto que eu deveria saber
O que faz ela vir e o que faz ela ficar?
O que faz o animal correr, correr pra longe e
O que faz ele coçar longe de suas agulhas
E o lado mais solitário da vara do ciumento
Eu não sei, eu não sei, eu não sei
Não, eu não sei, eu não sei, eu não sei
Não, eu não sei, eu não sei, eu não sei
Droga, eu não conheço você mais
Não, não, não, não...
Bem, eu não sei se eu estou errado
Porque ela acabou de ir embora
Um brinde à outro relacionamento
Bombardedado pela minha excelente raça de gametas
Eu termino isso com um pouco de vinho francês e queijo
A garota dança
Quando ela brinca comigo
E eu penso que a amo às vezes
O silêncio, não ousa dizer
Quando estamos juntos
Coloca as palavras
Em um pequeno descanso

( Ela precisa ser amada de verdade e sair da fantasia)



@safouenlamouz8308

Lyrics :
Well I don't know if I'm wrong
'Cause she's only just gone
Here's to another relationship
Bombed by my excellent breed of gamete disease
I'm sure when I'm older I'll know what that means
Cried when she should and she laughed when she could
Here's to the man with his face in the mud
And an overcast play just taken away
From the lover's in love at the centre of stage, yeah
Loving is fine if you have plenty of time
For walking on stilts at the edge of your mind
Loving is good if your dick's made of wood
But the dick left inside only half understood her
What makes her come?
What makes her stay?
What make the animal run, run away yeah
What makes him stall, what makes him stand
And what shakes the elephant now
And what makes a man?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
No I don't know you any more
No, no, no, no...
I don't know if I'm wrong
'Cause shes only just gone
Why the fuck is this day taking so long
I was a lover of time when once she was mine
I was a lover indeed, I was covered in weed
Cried when she should and she laughed when she could
Well closer to god is the one who's in love
And I walk away cause I can
Too many options may kill a man
Loving is fine if it's not in your mind
But I've fucked it up now, too many times
Loving is good if it's not understood
Yeah, but I'm the professor
And feel that I should know
What makes her come and what makes her stay?
What make the animal run, run away and
What makes him tick apart from his prick
And the lonelier side of the jealousy stick
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
No I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
No I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
Hell I don't know you any more
No, no, no no...
Well I don't know if I'm wrong
'Cause she's only just gone
Here's to another relationship
Bombed by my excellent breed of gamete disease
I finished it off with some French wine and cheese
La fille danse
Quand elle joue avec moi
Et je pense que je l'aime des fois
Le silence, n'ose pas dis-donc
Quand on est ensemble
Mettre les mots
Sur la petite dodo



@adeenawonderworld854

Well I don't know if I'm wrong
Cause she's only just gone
Here's to another relationship
Bombed by my excellent breed of gamete disease
I'm sure when I'm older I'll know what that means
Cried when she should and she laughed when she could
Here's to the man with his face in the mud
And an overcast play just taken away
From the lover's in love at the centre of stage yeah
Loving is fine if you have plenty of time
For walking on stilts at the edge of your mind
Loving is good if your dick's made of wood
And the dick left inside only half understood her
What makes her come and what makes her stay?
What makes the animal run, run away yeah
What makes him stall, what makes him stand
And what shakes the elephant now
And what makes a man?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
No I don't know you any more
No, no, no, no...
I don't know if I'm wrong
'Cause shes only just gone
Why the fuck is this day taking so long
I was a lover of time and once she was mine
I was a lover indeed, I was covered in weed
Cried when she should and she laughed when she could
Well closer to god is the one who's in love
And I walk away cause I can
Too many options may kill a man
Loving is fine if it's not in your mind
But I've fucked it up now, too many times
Loving is good if it's not understood
Yeah, but I'm the professor
And feel that I should know
What makes her come and what makes her stay?
What makes the animal run, run away and
What makes him tick apart from his prick
And the lonelier side of the jealousy stick
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
No I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
No I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
Hell I don't know you any more
No, no, no no...
Well I don't know if I'm wrong
'Cause she's only just gone
Here's to another relationship
Bombed by my excellent breed of gamete disease
I finished it off with some French wine and cheese
La fille danse
Quand elle joue avec moi
Et je pense que je l'aime des fois
Le silence, n'ose pas dis-donc
Quand on est ensemble
Mettre les mots
Sur la petite dodo



@LesleyFindlay

Well I don't know if I'm wrong
'Cause, she's only just gone
Here's to another relationship
Bombed by my excellent breed of gamete disease
I'm sure when I'm older I'll know what that means

Cried when she should and she laughed when she could
Here's to the man with his face in the mud
And an overcast play just taken away
From the lover's in love at the center of stage, yeah

Loving is fine if you have plenty of time
For walking on stilts at the edge of your mind and
Loving is good if your dick's made of wood
And the dick left inside only half understood her

What makes her come and what makes her stay?
What make the animal run, run away, yeah?
What makes him stall, what makes him stand?
And what shakes the elephant now?
And what makes a man?

I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
No, I don't know you any more
No, no, no, no, uh yeah, hey, hey, hey, hey

I don't know if I'm wrong
'Cause, she's only just gone
Why the fuck is this day taking so long
I was a lover of time and once she was mine
I was a lover indeed, I was covered in weed

Cried when she should and she laughed when she could
Well closer to God is the one who's in love
And I walk away 'cause I can
Too many options may kill a man

Loving is fine if it's not in your mind
But I've fucked it up now, too many times
Loving is good if it's not understood
Yeah, but I'm the professor
And I feel that I should know

What makes her come and what makes her stay?
What make the animal run, run away?
And what makes him tick apart from his prick?
And the lonelier side of the jealousy stick

I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
No, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
No, I don't know, I don't know, I don't know, no, no
Hell I don't know you any more
No, no, no, no, uh yeah, hey, hey, hey, hey

Well I don't know if I'm wrong
'Cause, she's only just gone
Here's to another relationship
Bombed by my excellent breed of gamete disease
I finished it off with some French wine and cheese

La fille danse
Quand elle joue avec moi
Et je pense que je l'aime des fois
Le silence, n'ose pas dis-donc
Quand on est ensemble
Mettre les mots
Sur la petite dodo



All comments from YouTube:

@Tyler-eo6rs

When he started singing in French, I just completely froze. He never fails to suprise me; his talent is endless

@emil18ist

Ahah! I'm french but don't understand that part, but I understand that's supposed to be french.

@Flamefail01

Happens the same when an English speaker tries to sing spanish. Pero como nosotros mismos hablamos mal se le entienden algunas cosas! :3

@pablomorenoarriagada9045

@@Flamefail01 the same happens*

@TheDinosaurblanket

so its been over 10 years and this album/bsides is the best thing I've ever heard? some times an album hits at just the perfect time. This will forever mean so much to me. thank you Damo

@Shalome.pinto333

One of the best songs ever written.

@ashesluvify

I. So. Agree. 🙌🙌

@renataleite5871

Como eu amo essa música esse jeitinho de cantar essa voz ahhhhh 💗

@_whatsis

Well I don't know if I'm wrong
Cause she's only just gone
Here's to another relationship
Bombed by excellent breed of gamete disease
I'm sure when I'm older I'll know what that means
Cried when she should and she laughed when she could
Here's to the man with his face in the mud
And an overcast play just taken away
From the lover's in love at the centre of stage yeah
Loving is fine if you have plenty of time
For walking on stilts at the edge of your mind
Loving is good if your dick's made of wood
And the dick left inside only half understood her
What makes her come and what makes her stay?
What make the animal run, run away yeah
What makes him stall, what makes him stand
And what shakes the elephant now
And what makes a man?
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
No I don't know you any more
No, no, no, no...
I don't know if I'm wrong
'Cause shes only just gone
Why the fuck is this day taking so long
I was a lover of time and once she was mine
I was a lover indeed, I was covered in weed
Cried when she should and she laughed when she could
Well closer to god is the one who's in love
And I walk away cause I can
Too many options may kill a man
Loving is fine if it's not in your mind
But I've fucked it up now, too many times
Loving is good if it's not understood
Yeah, but I'm the professor
And feel that I should know
What makes her come and what makes her stay?
What make the animal run, run away and
What makes him tick apart from him prick
And the lonelier side of the jealousy stick
I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
No I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
No I don't know, I don't know, I don't know
Hell I don't know you any more
No, no, no no...
Well I don't know if I'm wrong
'Cause she's only just gone
Here's to another relationship
Bombed by my excellent breed of gamete disease
I finished it off with some French wine and cheese
La fille danse
Quand elle joue avec moi
Et je pense que je l'aime des fois
Le silence, n'ose pas dis-donc
Quand on est ensemble
Mettre les mots
Sur la petite dodo

@peaceful_lights8006

thankk youu

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