His comic material is mostly observational humor. His recent routines include such diverse topics as car accident mayhem, Cook's time spent working at Burger King and assorted geek humor. Cook often refers to specific places or things using his own slang terms. For instance: Burger King is the "BK Lounge" (a phrase first used by De La Soul), Walgreens is "The Wall" , and a sandwich is a "sangwich". He also popularized the acronym BAMF, short for Bad Ass Mother Fucker, a slight variation on the more-common and widely-used "BMF", or "Bad Mother Fucker". Among Cook's numerous television credits are performances on Comedy Central Presents and Comedy Central Bar Mitzvah Bash.
He is often referred to as 'the most popular guy on MySpace' (next to Tom Anderson, the creator of the service), because at one time he approved every friend request he received -- recently hitting one million.
Career
When he was a teenager, Dane discovered his comedic talent when his father, former radio personality George Cook, gave him a tape recorder and microphone. He was inspired by watching and listening to a variety of comedians, including Bill Cosby, Johnny Carson, George Carlin and even Red Skelton. In seventh grade he watched Saturday Night Live one night and saw Martin Short performing his character Ed Grimley. He suddenly realized a goal in life: to be on the show.
He started performing stand-up comedy in 1990. By 1995, Cook was performing stand-up comedy every night, usually in Boston and, when he made it to Los Angeles, at The Laugh Factory. He stated in a 2005 interview with Entertainment Weekly that he "never walked toward a stage and felt heavy. Ever. Even in bad places, I always learned something." Also in 1995, Cook made his television debut as Kyle in five episodes of the short-lived ABC series Maybe This Time, starring Marie Osmond and Betty White.
In 1999, he made his first (albeit brief) appearance in a major motion picture as "The Waffler" (a superhero who uses a waffle iron and "truth syrup" to fight crime) in Mystery Men. A year earlier, he was featured on Comedy Central's stand-up comedy showcase Premium Blend and, the following year, Comics Come Home. It would begin a partnership with the cable channel that would help launch Cook's career to new heights. He made his own half-hour feature segment on Comedy Central Presents in 2000.
1999 also saw Cook starring in the straight-to-video Dennis Rodman vehicle, Simon Sez. Often thought to be a sequel to the mildly successful Jean Claude Van Damme film, Simon Sez actually has nothing to do with Double Team. In the film Cook plays Rodman's partner, Nick Miranda. The film was directed by Kevin Elders, previously known as the screenwriter for Aces: Iron Eagle III.
Two years later, Cook pooled $25,000 of his own money from savings and retirement accounts and launched DaneCook.com, his own interactive website to help further his career and help stay personally connected to his fans. Although other comics mocked him, his website, along with his MySpace account, turned out to be a success.
In 2003, Cook released his first comedy album, Harmful If Swallowed, which also included a DVD of his appearances on Comedy Central.
In 2003 Dane Cook also released the film 8 Guys, which he wrote, directed, and starred in.
2005 to present
In 2005, Cook launched a nationwide tour dubbed "Tourgasm" (highlights from which aired as "Dane Cook's Tourgasm." It debuted on HBO June 11, 2006) as a follow up to his second album Retaliation, which debuted at #4 on Billboard magazine's Top Albums chart, the most successful comedy album debut since Steve Martin's A Wild and Crazy Guy in 1979. Cook wore a T-shirt depicting Steve Martin and "A Wild And Crazy Guy" at the 2006 MTV Movie Awards.
The album's success launched a slew of public appearances and magazine articles that fall, including a three-minute routine on the MTV Video Music Awards on August 28. He also performed three sold-out shows in two nights at The Theater at Madison Square Garden, a 2,500 to 5,000 seat venue, in mid-September without any press but his own website.
During a May 2005 appearance on Jimmy Kimmel Live, Cook parodied Tom Cruise's "couch jumping" Oprah appearance and made a "tattoo" of Katie Holmes (actually a picture taped to his back), barging into the women's restroom to get her.
During a October 2005 appearance on The Tonight Show, he kissed Charlize Theron's butt after she allowed him to do so. Cook was re-enacting a previous joke/act in which Charlize kissed Shirley MacLaine's butt at a Premiere magazine tribute to women in Hollywood.
He also appeared and performed on Dave Attell's Insomniac Tour.
He finished his own television pilot called Cooked, which he is writing and starring in, soon afterwards.
On December 3, 2005, Cook finally realized his dream of hosting Saturday Night Live. His appearance was unique because he was one of the few stand-up comedians (as opposed to actors) to appear as guest host for the show. He performed the longest monologue in the show's history while using a handheld microphone, another rarity for SNL. The episode was one of the highest-rated SNLs of the season.
On January 13, 2006, after months of keeping a "BIG secret" from his fans, he announced via his website an April 15 gig at Boston's TD Banknorth Garden where his first HBO special was eventually filmed. A documentary series and a scripted program are also in the works for HBO. In the week prior to the televised gig, he performed at the Mandalay Bay Resort in Las Vegas (April 8) and Allstate Arena in Chicago (April 13), the largest venues he's ever performed in those cities.
Sadly, his mother, Donna Cook passed away after a long bout with cancer on July 3rd.
Cook was in Santa Fe, New Mexico working on a movie called Employee of the Month, a comedy co-starring Jessica Simpson (who he's been linked to romantically by the tabloid press), Dax Shepard, Efren Ramirez and Harland Williams.
He is also currently filming the psychological thriller Mr. Brooks in Shreveport, Louisiana with Kevin Costner. In 2006, he was named in Time magazine's list of the 100 most influential people of 2006.
Cook plans on touring the country with other comedians including Steve Carell.
While shooting a movie in Vancouver, Dane Cook made the local papers for his behavior in a comedy club. His actions were called "very immature". Dane Cook has yet to make comment on this event.
The Super Finger
The Super Finger or Su-Fi is a hand gesture. It was not created by Dane Cook, although he has adopted as such. It consists of raising the middle finger, ring finger, and thumb on the same hand while lowering (or curling) the index and pinky fingers. Cook's website explains his idea behind the Su-Fi:
"One night I did a bit on stage about 5 years ago at the Laugh Factory. I was talking about how the finger is lame now and it's lost its pizzazz. I said I wanted to upgrade the finger and so from now on people should use both the ring finger coupled with the middle finger. I called it the SUPERFINGER (or SU-FI)."
Cook is considered to be double-jointed.
In 2005, Cook started his own company to produce his albums and videos, which he named Superfinger Entertainment.
Material controversy
After the release of his immensely successful CD / DVD Retaliation, many fans of comedy took note of three bits on Cook's CD. On June 10, 1999, comedian Louis C.K. performed stand-up on Late Night with Conan O'Brien, one of the bits being about naming kids and wanting to name his kid with one letter repeated many times. On CK's debut CD, Louis CK: Live in Houston, which was released in 2000, CK had a bit called "Itchy Asshole". CK has also performed a routine on both his CD, Late Night, and other television programs called "Guy on a Bike", which was a routine about witnessing someone struck by a car and wondering how quickly to warn someone before the accident. In 2005, Dane Cook performed and released three similar routines on Retaliation. CK commented on the similarities, noting what he considered clear examples of cribbing material, but said that he did not intend to act on these findings. For his part, Cook has yet to respond.
Vancouver Yuk-Yuk's
On Saturday, July 22, 2006, Dane Cook was played off the stage at Yuk Yuk's comedy club in Vancouver. Cook was in town for six weeks shooting a film with Jessica Alba and his agent had requested a slot for him, after that night's headliner.
When he arrived Cook wanted an earlier set, so he was given the slot before the headliner with the understanding that he do less time. He either could not see or ignored the red light so the club's manager cut his mic and tried to play him off with music. Cook was quite surprised by this but continued his act, until the manager cut his mic and tried to play him off again; this time it was successful, resulting in Cook dropping his mic in a fit of anger and walking off the stage.
Tire in the Face
Dane Cook Lyrics
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or whatever. They were showing like the best crazy accidents or something.
It was like the best of the worst car you know like.
They showed this one clip man . If you saw this this was nuts.
The two cars go around the corner and they like catch each other
they start to roll. The tire flys into the stands, hit's a woman in the face!
And when you first saw it you were like OOOOOO!
That tire just hit that woman in the in the face!
Slow it down..yeah that's when it hits her in the face.
And the funny thing is everybody around the lady like dove out of there.
Everyone got out of there but she just like sits there like.
You see everyone dives and at the last minute as the tire is rocketing at her
face. This is her defense. She goes OOOOO!
Like she's just gonna get in a slap fight with a Goodyear.
Like she's just gonna go PAH and deflect it.
Or maybe she just palmed it PAH.
There can only be one Highlander! Tires cannot defeat me!
What a horrible way to go...What happened to Mary?
A tire... hit her in the face. How do you say that without laughing.
A tire- I can't even do it now! How did Mary die? A TIRE hit her in the FACE!
What was she doing putting her face near tires?
No no no no this tire hunted Mary down. This tire murdered Mary.
This tire wasn't fucking around as we like to say.
This tire was out for vengeance.
I don't wanna die with a tire hitting me in the goddamn face.
In Dane Cook's song Tire in the Face, he starts by talking about a clip he saw on ESPN that showcased some of the worst car accidents. He narrates the clip where two cars catch each other, and they start to roll. In the process, the tire flies off and hits a woman in the face. Everyone around the lady tries to dodge the tire, but she just stays there and tries to defend herself by making an "OOOOO" sound. Dane wonders how someone could die by a tire hitting them in the face and jokes about how Mary was hunted and murdered by the tire.
On a deeper level, the song highlights how unexpected life can be, and the fact that death may come from something as minor as a tire. Dane uses humor to satirize death and how we deal with the unexpected situations that life throws at us. On the other hand, he also emphasizes the importance of being alert and being cautious since anything can happen at any time.
In conclusion, Dane Cook's Tire in the Face is a satirical take on unexpected death and the importance of being cautious in life. The song uses humor to showcase how death can come from something as minor as a tire, and how we can use laughter to deal with the unexpected.
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Line by Line Meaning
Did you see that clip they were like showing the other day on uh ESPN or whatever.
Have you watched that video they aired recently on ESPN or some other station?
They were showing like the best crazy accidents or something.
The clip was about the most insane accidents caught on tape.
It was like the best of the worst car you know like.
It comprised of the worst car crashes ever.
They showed this one clip man . If you saw this this was nuts.
In particular, one clip they aired was absolutely insane.
The two cars go around the corner and they like catch each other they start to roll.
Two cars went around the bend, hits collided and both started rolling.
The tire flys into the stands, hit's a woman in the face!
One tire flew off the car and hit a woman seated in the stands directly on the face.
And when you first saw it you were like OOOOOO!
Upon seeing it for the first time, the viewers could not help but say 'OOO' in shock.
Oh good they're showin' it again Look Look Look Look at this right here.
The clip was replayed a number of times and each time everyone was stunned.
Slow it down..yeah that's when it hits her in the face.
Playing it in slow motion clearly revealed the moment the tire hit the woman on the face.
And the funny thing is everybody around the lady like dove out of there.
Weirdly and hilariously, everyone around that woman immediately moved away from her.
Everyone got out of there but she just like sits there like.
In contrast, the woman remained seated like nothing happened.
You see everyone dives and at the last minute as the tire is rocketing at her face. This is her defense.
All around her, people were scrambling to get away from the tire heading towards the lady's face at full speed. But she did nothing to defend herself.
She goes OOOOO! Like she's just gonna get in a slap fight with a Goodyear.
Instead, all she did was scream in a defenseless way as if she was going to engage in a slapping fight with Goodyear tire company.
Like she's just gonna go PAH and deflect it.
If anything, she had intended to deflect the tire by simply slapping it away.
There can only be one Highlander! Tires cannot defeat me!
She must have thought of herself a superhero saying that only one Highlander is there and no tire could defeat her.
What a horrible way to go...What happened to Mary?
It's terrible to die that way, right? What happened to Mary?
A tire... hit her in the face. How do you say that without laughing.
The answer: she died after a tire hit her in the face. But, how could anyone say it without laughing?
A tire- I can't even do it now! How did Mary die? A TIRE hit her in the FACE!
It's difficult to even say it out now: how did Mary die? Answer: A Tire hit her directly in the face!
What was she doing putting her face near tires?
The natural question would be, what were her intentions of putting her face near tires?
No no no no this tire hunted Mary down. This tire murdered Mary.
But, in reality, the tire must have targeted her down and intentionally murdered her.
This tire wasn't fucking around as we like to say.
It's clear that the tire was on a mission and was not joking at all.
This tire was out for vengeance.
It must have been that the tire was there to take revenge.
I don't wanna die with a tire hitting me in the goddamn face.
In general, no one wants to die this way - by having a tire hit you on the face.
Contributed by Claire G. Suggest a correction in the comments below.
thisaintreal
This still slaps all these years later
Samuel Askew
His reaction at 0:24 had me in hysterics
Justin Humphries
This makes me go back to 2006-7 one of the best years of my life..
sunsetmatriarch
"This tire was out for vengance" xDD I Love how he said it! LMFAO
Exile Island
The "concerned moan" lmao this man is a legend.
ShadowsLastOof
I'm 10 years late! But I remember hearing this for the first time and not only dying from laughter but I remember the movie Final Destination 3D and a scene from the movie a woman was killed from a tire to the face and I immediately thought of this bit from Dane
Jerrad Lorlovick
It is pretty sad that the first thing I think of when the tire goes into the stands at the Daytona 500 I think of Dane cook
botpixel
What's funny, is this actually happened like 4 years later...
Brad Thrift
Oh no. First time on the internet?
danielchrnko
You’re probably thinking of the 2013 Daytona. This is actually from his 2003 album not 2009. It was most likely inspired by events in 1998 and 1999 races where ironically 3 people were killed each year.