Daniel Kitson (born 19 June 1977) is a British stand-up comedian. Born in D… Read Full Bio ↴Daniel Kitson (born 19 June 1977) is a British stand-up comedian. Born in Denby Dale, Huddersfield in the north of England to a lecturer father and primary school head teacher mother, he began performing comedy at the age of 16.
He was nominated for the 2001 Perrier Comedy Award at the Edinburgh Festival at the age of 23 for his show Love, Innocence and the Word Cock eventually winning it in 2002, the year after, for the show Something.
As well as stand up, he has also written and performed "story shows". The first was A Made Up Story at the Edinburgh Festival 2003, followed with Stories For the Wobbly-Hearted at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival in 2005. The latter show opened at the Traverse Theatre for the 2005 Edinburgh Fringe Festival and won a Scotsman Fringe First Award. In 2006, Kitson took Stories For The Wobbly Hearted to the Brits Off Broadway Festival in New York. His latest story show, C-90, opened at the Traverse for the 2006 Edinburgh Fringe. It was awarded both a Fringe First and The Stage Award for Best Solo Show.
He was nominated for the 2001 Perrier Comedy Award at the Edinburgh Festival at the age of 23 for his show Love, Innocence and the Word Cock eventually winning it in 2002, the year after, for the show Something.
As well as stand up, he has also written and performed "story shows". The first was A Made Up Story at the Edinburgh Festival 2003, followed with Stories For the Wobbly-Hearted at the Melbourne International Comedy Festival in 2005. The latter show opened at the Traverse Theatre for the 2005 Edinburgh Fringe Festival and won a Scotsman Fringe First Award. In 2006, Kitson took Stories For The Wobbly Hearted to the Brits Off Broadway Festival in New York. His latest story show, C-90, opened at the Traverse for the 2006 Edinburgh Fringe. It was awarded both a Fringe First and The Stage Award for Best Solo Show.
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An honest discussion about the practicalities of naming shows.
Daniel Kitson Lyrics
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nate
1) I see the detail in things (I guess?)
2) I'm an Introvert (definitely)
3) I'm a leader (not true whatsoever--)
4) I'm a perfectionist (I don't usually go out of my way to perfect things, but okay? I just picked the grey rectangle because it wasn't a bright color unlike the other two)
5) I'm an experienced survivalist (nah, I just know the riddle-- it's extremely well known, so-)
6) I'm sociable, entergetic, and spontaneous (...I don't drink coffee, so this was a hard choice on my part-- I just chose the one that looked the most appealing to me... I'm none of these things)
7) I'm shy (true, but I only picked blue because I wanted her tail to match her shells)
8) I can stand up for my opinions (I very rarely do, so nah--)
9) it's not hard for me to open up to people (wRONG ON SO MANY LEVELS--)
10) it's difficult for me to trust other people (when I heard the question I immediately told myself "there's no one, I'm lonely", so yeah-)
Results:
Answers that are true: 4 (kinda)
Answers that are not true: 6
Welp--
Ash 13L
1: alligator (cautious)
2: candle (introvert)
3: granny (high moral principals)
4: gray (bonified profectinial)
5: the lion will die from hunger second (experienced survavialist)
6: espresso (more traditional)
7: purple (shy)
8: parana
9: purple purlecient (reserved)
10: just a few ( I’m alone in my mind)
I already knew about this
How many years I knew this for
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Jesse
It's kinda scary how accurate this test was 😂
Conserz Tasfia007
Yeahh
vee kay
exactly
FREE RELAXING SOUNDS
Dude😂😂😂
Rasha Omar
Stop
Rasha Omar
You are not funny
Rogan Smith
This was 100% accurate. It's scary how spot on this was!
Michael Mann
I didn't learn anything new, but the analysis was pretty much spot on. Other than the coffee question (there should have been a choice for "I don't drink coffee") everything had me depicted fairly accurately.
Rrachna Rajput
Coffee ☕️
curlygirlWithaHoodie
Yeah f** coffee. People act like it's the only drink in the world. Pshhh