Mike Teavee
Danny Elfman Lyrics


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The most important thing
That we've ever learned
The most important thing we've learned
As far as children are concerned
Is never, never let them near a television set
Or better still just don't install the idiotic thing at all
(Never, never let them, never, never let them)
(Never, never let them, never, never let them)
It rots the senses in the head
It kills imagination dead
It clogs and clutters up the mind
It makes a child so dull and blind
(So dull and blind, so dull and blind)

He can no longer understand
A fairytale in fairyland
(In Fairyland, in Fairyland)
His brain becomes as soft as cheese
His thinking powers rust and freeze
He cannot think he only sees
(He only sees, he only sees)

Regarding little Mike Teavee
We very much regret that we (regret that we)
Shall simply have to wait and see
We very much regret that we
Shall simply have to wait and see
If we can get him back to size




But if we can't
It serves him right

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of Danny Elfman's song "Mike Teavee" contains a very important message for parents. The most important thing that we have learned for the children is to never let them near a television set or better still just don't install the idiotic thing at all. The song urges parents not to allow their children to get addicted to televisions as it rots their senses in the head, kills imagination dead and clogs and clutters up the mind. It also makes children dull and blind, which leads to them not being able to understand a fairytale in Fairyland. The song talks about how watching television can have several negative effects on children, like their brain becoming soft as cheese, thinking powers rusting and freezing, and they cannot think anymore, they only see.


The song also talks about a character named Mike Teavee who has probably experienced these negative effects of watching television. The lyrics say that they regret what has happened to little Mike Teavee and that they will have to wait and see if they can get him back to size. However, the song ends with a message that if they can't get him back to his original size, then it serves him right.


Overall, the song "Mike Teavee" can be interpreted as a message to parents that they need to be careful and mindful of the amount of television they allow their kids to watch.


Line by Line Meaning

The most important thing
This is the essential lesson


That we've ever learned
The most important one we’ve learnt


The most important thing we've learned
As far as kids are concerned, never let them near a TV


As far as children are concerned
The following applies to kids


Is never, never let them near a television set
Never let them too close to a TV set


Or better still just don't install the idiotic thing at all
In truth, it's better to not even have a TV at all


(Never, never let them, never, never let them)
(Never let them!)


(Never, never let them, never, never let them)
(Just don't let them!)


It rots the senses in the head
It adversely affects thinking abilities


It kills imagination dead
It eliminates the capacity for creativity


It clogs and clutters up the mind
It causes mental blockages


It makes a child so dull and blind
It results in boring and short-sighted children


(So dull and blind, so dull and blind)
(Very dull and short-sighted)


He can no longer understand
He'll not understand


A fairytale in fairyland
A mystical story in a magical world


(In Fairyland, in Fairyland)
(In a land of magic)


His brain becomes as soft as cheese
The mind becomes very lazy and indolent


His thinking powers rust and freeze
The reasoning powers become ineffective


He cannot think he only sees
He no longer thinks, but just observes


(He only sees, he only sees)
(All he can do is look)


Regarding little Mike Teavee
Concerning young Mike Teavee


We very much regret that we (regret that we)
Unfortunately, we really do regret


Shall simply have to wait and see
We need to wait and see


We very much regret that we
We are quite sorry


Shall simply have to wait and see
We have no other choice but to observe over time


If we can get him back to size
If we can get him to return to his normal size


But if we can't
If we can't do it


It serves him right
He has only himself to blame




Lyrics © Universal Music Publishing Group
Written by: DANNY ELFMAN, ROALD DAHL

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