Town Meeting Song
Danny Elfman Lyrics


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[JACK]
Listen, there were objects so peculiar
They were not to be believed
All around, things to tantalize my brain

It's a world unlike anything I've ever seen
And as hard as I try
I can't seem to describe
Like a most improbable dream

But you must believe when I tell you this
It's as real as my skull and it does exist
Here, let me show you

This is a thing called a present
The whole thing starts with a box

[DEVIL]
A box?
is it steel?

[WEREWOLF]
Are there locks?

[HARLEOUIN DEMON]
Is it filled with a pox?

[DEVIL, WEREWOLF, HARLEQUIN DEMON]
A pox
How delightful, a pox

[JACK]
If you please
Just a box with bright-colored paper
And the whole thing's topped with a bow

[WITCHES]
A bow?
But why?
How ugly
What's in it?
What's in it?

[JACK]
That's the point of the thing, not to know

[CLOWN]
It's a bat
Will it bend?

[CREATURE UNDER THE STAIRS]
It's a rat
Will it break?

[UNDERSEA GAL]
Perhaps it s the head that I found in the lake

[JACK]
Listen now, you don't understand
That's not the point of Christmas land

Now, pay attention
Now we pick up an oversized sock
And hang it like this on the wall

[MR. HYDE]
Oh, yes! Does it still have a foot?

[MEDIUM MR. HYDE]
Let me see, let me look

[SMALL MR. HYDE]
Is it rotted and covered with gook?

[JACK]
Hmm, let me explain
There's no foot inside, but there's candy
Or sometimes it's filled with small toys

[MUMMY AND WINGED DEMON]
Small toys

[WINGED DEMON]
Do they bite?

[MUMMY]
Do they snap?

[WINGED DEMON]
Or explode in a sack?

[CORPSE KID]
Or perhaps they just spring out
And scare girls and boys

[MAYOR]
What a splendid idea
This Christmas sounds fun
Why, I fully endorse it
Let's try it at once

[JACK]
Everyone, please now, not so fast
There's something here that you don't quite grasp
Well, I may as well give them what they want

And the best, I must confess, I have saved for the last
For the ruler of this Christmas land
Is a fearsome king with a deep mighty voice
Least that's what I've come to understand

And I've also heard it told
That he's something to behold
Like a lobster, huge and red
And sets out to slay with his rain gear on
Carting bulging sacks with his big great arms
That is, so I've heard it said

And on a dark, cold night
Under full moonlight
He flies into a fog
Like a vulture in the sky
And they call him Sandy Claws

Well, at least they're excited
Though they don't understand




That special kind of feeling in Christmas land
Oh, well...

Overall Meaning

The lyrics to Danny Elfman's Town Meeting Song convey the excitement and confusion of the citizens of Halloween Town as they try to understand the concept of Christmas. The main character, Jack, attempts to explain the various aspects of the holiday, such as presents and stockings, but his descriptions are met with confusion and fear from the other Halloween creatures. Despite their misinterpretations and misunderstandings, Jack decides to embrace Christmas and incorporate its festivities into their own Halloween celebrations.


The lyrics highlight the stark contrast between Halloween and Christmas, and the struggle for the characters to understand a holiday that is so different from their own. Jack's attempt to bring Christmas to Halloween Town is met with scrutiny and confusion, but his determination to embrace the holiday results in a unique and exciting celebration that combines the two holidays. The lyrics also introduce the character of "Sandy Claws," a terrifying version of Santa Claus who is rumored to slay with his rain gear.


Overall, the song conveys a sense of wonder and excitement about the possibilities of blending different holiday traditions and creating something entirely new.


Line by Line Meaning

Listen, there were objects so peculiar
I saw some objects that were very strange


They were not to be believed
They were so strange, it was hard to believe they were real


All around, things to tantalize my brain
Everywhere I turned, there were things that excited and intrigued me


It's a world unlike anything I've ever seen
This world is completely different from anything I've ever experienced


And as hard as I try
Even if I attempt to describe what I'm seeing


I can't seem to describe
I can't find the words to accurately explain it


Like a most improbable dream
It's like something that could only exist in a dream


But you must believe when I tell you this
Although it seems unbelievable, it's true


It's as real as my skull and it does exist
It's just as real as my own existence


Here, let me show you
I'll demonstrate it to you


This is a thing called a present
This is what we call a gift, wrapped up in paper


The whole thing starts with a box
It all begins with a box


A box?
A container made of cardboard


is it steel?
Is it made of metal?


Are there locks?
Are there mechanisms to keep it closed?


Is it filled with a pox?
Is it full of a contagious disease?


A pox
How dreadful


How delightful, a pox
Sarcastically, this is a great thing indeed


If you please
If I may


Just a box with bright-colored paper
It's simply a box covered with colorful wrapping paper


And the whole thing's topped with a bow
And it has a bow on top for decoration


A bow?
A ribbon tied in a certain way


But why?
Why is it necessary?


How ugly
It looks unappealing


What's in it?
What could possibly be inside?


That's the point of the thing, not to know
The mystery of what's inside is what makes it exciting


It's a bat
I think it might be a toy bat


Will it bend?
Is it flexible?


It's a rat
It could be a toy rat


Will it break?
Could it be easily damaged?


Perhaps it s the head that I found in the lake
Maybe it's the head of some kind of creature that was found in a body of water


Listen now, you don't understand
Hold on a moment, let me clarify


That's not the point of Christmas land
The things we're discussing aren't the most important aspects of the holiday season


Now, pay attention
Everybody focus


Now we pick up an oversized sock
Next, we need to find a sock that's much larger than usual


And hang it like this on the wall
And place it on the wall in this way


Oh, yes! Does it still have a foot?
I want to know if it has the other foot inside of it still


Let me see, let me look
Can I examine it for a moment?


Is it rotted and covered with gook?
Has it started to decay and have disgusting goo on it?


Hmm, let me explain
Let me provide some additional information


There's no foot inside, but there's candy
The sock doesn't have a foot in it, it's filled with candy instead


Or sometimes it's filled with small toys
Or, on occasion, it's filled with little playthings instead


Do they bite?
Are the toys designed to be dangerous?


Do they snap?
Are the toys intended to break or make noise?


Or explode in a sack?
Could the toys detonate while inside the sock?


Or perhaps they just spring out
Maybe the toys will jump out unexpectedly


And scare girls and boys
And frighten the children who find them


What a splendid idea
That's a fantastic notion


This Christmas sounds fun
The upcoming holiday celebration should be enjoyable


Why, I fully endorse it
I wholeheartedly support this idea


Let's try it at once
Let's implement it immediately


Everyone, please now, not so fast
Hold on, everyone, let's take a moment


There's something here that you don't quite grasp
I think there's something important you're overlooking


Well, I may as well give them what they want
I guess I might as well give them what they're asking for


And the best, I must confess, I have saved for the last
I have saved the best part for the end


For the ruler of this Christmas land
The supreme leader of this holiday season


Is a fearsome king with a deep mighty voice
This king is feared by all due to the power of his authoritative voice


Least that's what I've come to understand
That's what I've heard, at least


And I've also heard it told
I've heard another rumor as well


That he's something to behold
He's an incredible and impressive sight to see


Like a lobster, huge and red
He's massive, red in color, and has the appearance of a lobster


And sets out to slay with his rain gear on
He uses his rain gear as protection as he goes out to do battle and conquer


Carting bulging sacks with his big great arms
He carries numerous things in bags held by his muscular arms


That is, so I've heard it said
That's just what I've heard from others


And on a dark, cold night
In the middle of a dark and chilly evening


Under full moonlight
With the full moon as a light source


He flies into a fog
He appears and flies through a foggy setting


Like a vulture in the sky
He moves through the air much like a scavenger bird


And they call him Sandy Claws
This king is also referred to as 'Sandy Claws'


Well, at least they're excited
I suppose they're excited, at the very least


Though they don't understand
However, they don't comprehend


That special kind of feeling in Christmas land
The unique emotions that are found within this realm during the holidays


Oh, well...
Anyway...




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Written by: DANNY ELFMAN

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