I Love Your Sushi
Daphne & Celeste Lyrics

Let me tell you all about, the other night
I want to share with you a story that happened to me the other night.

When we were hanging out, at the sumo fight
We were at a sumo wrestling match hanging out together.

I was told these guys were warrior fighters
I heard that the sumo wrestlers were skilled fighters.

Then how come there still wearing diapers.
But I noticed that they were still wearing diapers and wondered why.

How many doughnuts do you get through in a day
I'm curious, how many doughnuts do you eat every day?

Just to keep you looking that way
You look so good that I assumed you must eat a lot of doughnuts to maintain it.

Your riding the road to self destruction
I'm concerned that eating so many doughnuts will lead to your self-destruction.

Hey mister you need liposuction
Perhaps you should consider liposuction to reduce the amount of fat in your body.

Teriaki makes me happy
I love teriyaki, it brings me happiness.

Give it up for Celeste and Daphne
Let's give a round of applause for Celeste and Daphne.

Well that's what he said his name was
That's the name of the person who introduced us to the joys of teriyaki.

I love your sushi
I really enjoy eating your sushi.

Daphne and Celeste east meets west
Our collaboration brings together the East and West cultures represented by Daphne and Celeste.

Were telling you Japan is cool
We want to spread the message that Japan is a cool place to be.

I thought I'd let you know, that it was hard to go
I just wanted to tell you that it was difficult for me to leave my home and come to Japan.

Away from home alone right here in Tokyo
Being alone in Tokyo reminds me of how far away from home I am.

But a girls gotta do what a girls gotta do
I know that as a girl, I have to do what I need to do in order to succeed in life.

And I think its time to make our Japanese debut
I believe it's time for us to make our debut in Japan and show the people what we're made of.

It's customary here to take the shoes off your feet
In Japan it's customary to remove your shoes before entering a house or restaurant.

And you cross your legs on the floor when you eat
Another custom here is to sit on the floor and cross your legs when having a meal.

This is no wise crack but when you hit the sack
I'm not trying to be funny, but when you go to bed on these futons, they feel like rocks.

And there breaking my back
Sleeping on these futons is causing my back to hurt.

You love sci-fi, bonsai, stir fry
You have an interest in science fiction, bonsai trees, and stir-fry cuisine.

I love Jerry on my T.V.
I really enjoy watching the television show with Jerry on it.

You love Eastwood cowboy movies
You're a fan of cowboy movies featuring Clint Eastwood.

Howdy doody I love sushi
As for me, I love sushi and the Howdy Doody show.

You love rocking, rolling, bowling
You enjoy rock and roll music and the sport of bowling.

You love nodles yankie doodles
You have an appreciation for noodles and perhaps Yankee Doodle Dandy.

Got me a Koto in Kumumoto
I acquired a koto (musical instrument) in Kumamoto.

Traded it for an Elvis photo
I exchanged the koto for a photo of Elvis Presley.

Karaoked almost every night
I sang karaoke almost every night while in Japan.

I knocked them dead with the voice
I'm proud to say that I sang so well that I impressed everyone who heard me.

Chorus
Repeats the love for sushi and the message that Japan is cool.