Doornail Dorothy
Dark Lotus Lyrics

I was skipping down the block when I heard some moaning
I heard Dorothy moaning and needing love while I was walking down the street

It was Dorothy she said she need some loving
Dorothy expressed the need for physical love

Who the fuck was I to say no?
I agreed to her request because I couldn't say no to a woman's desires

I took her to the crib, popped in that one movie Ghost
I brought her to my house and put on the movie Ghost

And it was on, my clothes got to peeling
We became intimate and started undressing

It was sexual healing, but with no feeling
Our encounter lacked emotional connection, it was purely physical

I was sticking my dick into thin air
My attempt at intercourse felt like it was with thin air due to Dorothy being a ghost

And right when I busted, Dorothy disappeared
Dorothy vanished right after I climaxed

When I met her it was January, middle of winter
I met Dorothy during the cold month of January while I was in my attic

I was alone up in my attic where nobody could hear her
I was isolated in my attic where no one else could hear or see Dorothy

It was just a cold gust of wind, I felt somebody pass through me
Dorothy's presence was felt through a passing gust of wind

When I opened up my eyes, my only love appeared to me
Upon opening my eyes, I saw Dorothy who became my only love

Long hair, and she was bald in spots
Dorothy had long hair but bald spots on her head

And her skin was just as soft as a parking lot
Despite her decaying state, her skin was as soft as a paved parking lot

And it was love at first sight
I fell in love with Dorothy at first sight

I'd never seen her again
I was never able to see Dorothy again

And to this day I'm in my attic waiting on my girlfriend
I remain in my attic, still waiting for Dorothy to return

I started blowing her up with séance after séance
I attempted to communicate with Dorothy through several séances

It's my turn, Violent J, to get in them pants
I, Violent J, got intimate with Dorothy

We went for ice cream but we almost got arrested
During our outing for ice cream, we were almost caught as I had a dead body with me

I had to throw her in the trunk and take her to the crib
To avoid getting caught, I hid Dorothy's body in my car and drove her to my house

We made love, rigor mortis set and my dick got stuck
We had sex but encountered difficulty due to Dorothy's body being in a state of rigor mortis

But we didn't give a fuck
We didn't care about the challenges and continued our intimacy

Hold me forever tight Dorothy
I want to hold onto Dorothy forever despite her being a ghost

I once met this chick, I believe her name was Dorothy
I met a woman named Dorothy who was physically attractive despite her corpse-like appearance

She had a banging body but her skin was kind of corpsey
Her body was attractive but had a decaying appearance

I took her on a blind date, except this bitch was dead
I took her on a date but she was already dead

I met her through my homie, guess he found her in his basement
My friend found her dead body in his basement and introduced me to her

I really didn't mind cause at the time I' kind of lonely
Despite her being dead, I didn't mind as I was feeling lonely at the time

Even though she's dead, I only need someone to hold me
Although I know she's dead, I still desire physical intimacy

Was it a wise choice? Only time will tell.
I'm not sure if starting a relationship with a ghost was wise, only time can answer that

But I had to fuckin leave cause she was deader then a doornail.
I had to leave because she was completely lifeless

She was looking like a sqwater but she was a little hotter
Dorothy had a disheveled appearance but was still physically attractive

Then the average homeless bitch with the holes in the sweatshirt
Despite Dorothy's homelessness and worn clothing, she still attracted attention

Showing off a nipple ring scars and all
Dorothy flaunted her nipple ring despite her decaying state

But the party don't stop until she loses her bra
The party only ends when Dorothy takes off her bra

Panties are next to come, Oh Double F
Dorothy removes her panties and the sexual encounter continues

But her sugar ain't as tight as that hole in her neck
Dorothy's genital area wasn't as tight as the hole caused by her decapitation

She don't need respect, she just needs some dick
Dorothy desires sexual pleasure over respect

And me and the Lotus steady in and out of that ghastly shit.
Dark Lotus regularly has sexual encounters with ghosts

We hooked up at a block party
I had a sexual encounter with Dorothy at a block party

That's the point where I remember
I vividly remember that moment

Sneaking into her house to smoke a couple joints
I snuck into Dorothy's house to smoke marijuana

I smoked my light in there
I smoked my marijuana inside her house

She was hanging by surprise
Dorothy's presence took me by surprise

With her fuck me boots, giving me the fuck me eyes
Dorothy was wearing provocative clothing and giving me seductive looks

I took the ropes off, and bent her right over the washer
I took off her restraints and had sex with Dorothy over a washing machine

I took a little time cause body parts kept falling of her
Our intimacy caused parts of Dorothy's body to fall off

I banged her fuckin neden until her head fell off
I had sex with Dorothy until her head detached from her body

Picked it right back up so I could bust in her mouth.
I picked up her head to ejaculate into her mouth

Baby
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