Doornail Dorthy
Dark Lotus Lyrics

I was skipping down the block when I heard some moaning
Shaggy hears moaning and discovers that Dorothy needs some loving

It was Dorothy she said she need some loving
Shaggy confers that Dorothy needs some loving and asks who he was to say no

Who the fuck was I to say no?
Shaggy questions his right to say no to Dorothy's proposal

I took her to the crib, popped in that one movie Ghost
Shaggy takes Dorothy home and puts on the movie Ghost

And it was on, my clothes got to pealing
Shaggy begins to have sex with Dorothy and his clothes start coming off

It was sexual healing, but with no feeling
Shaggy engages in sexual activity with Dorothy, but there is no feeling

I was sticking my dick into thin air
Shaggy realizes that Dorothy has disappeared while he was engaged in sexual activity with her

And right when I busted, Dorothy disappeared
Shaggy finishes having sex with Dorothy and discovers that she has disappeared

When I met her it was January, middle of winter
Monoxide first meets Dorothy in winter

I was alone up in my attic where nobody could hear her
Monoxide meets Dorothy in his attic where no one else can hear

It was just a cold gust of wind, I felt somebody pass through me
Monoxide feels a cold gust of wind pass through him and believes it to be Dorothy

When I opened up my eyes, my only love appeared to me
Monoxide sees Dorothy, falls in love with her, and believes she is his only love

Long hair, and she was bald in spots
Monoxide admires Dorothy's long hair but also notices that she is bald in spots

And her skin was just as soft as a parking lot
Monoxide notes that Dorothy's skin has a texture similar to a parking lot

And it was love at first sight
Monoxide falls in love with Dorothy at first sight

I'd never seen her again
Monoxide has never seen Dorothy since their first encounter

And to this day I'm in my attic waiting on my girlfriend
Monoxide waits in his attic for Dorothy to return because he believes her to be his girlfriend

I started blowing her up with séance after séance
Violent J tries to contact Dorothy through seances

It's my turn, Violent J, to get in them pants
Violent J wants to have sex with Dorothy

We went for ice cream but we almost got arrested
Violent J and Dorothy went for ice cream but almost got arrested for necrophilia

"Look he's got a dead body and he's over there molesting it"
People accuse Violent J of necrophilia and molesting Dorothy's dead body

I had to throw her in the trunk and take her to the crib
Violent J takes Dorothy to his house after being accused of necrophilia

We made love, rigor mortis set and my dick got stuck
Violent J and Dorothy have sex and his penis gets stuck due to rigor mortis

But we didn't give a fuck
Violent J and Dorothy continue to have sex despite the complications due to rigor mortis

Hold me forever tight Dorothy
Violent J desires to hold Dorothy forever

I once met this chick, I believe her name was Dorothy
ABK meets a woman named Dorothy

She had a banging body but her skin was kind of corpsey
ABK finds Dorothy physically attractive but her skin has a corpse-like texture

I took her on a blind date, except this bitch was dead
ABK takes the dead Dorothy on a blind date

I met her through my homie, guess he found her in his basement
ABK's friend found Dorothy's dead body in his basement

I really didn't mind cause at the time I' kind of lonely
ABK overlooks Dorothy's corpse-like appearance because he is feeling lonely

Even though she's dead, I only need someone to hold me
ABK desires companionship, even if it means being with a dead body like Dorothy's

Was it a wise choice? Only time will tell
ABK is unsure if his decision to be with Dorothy is wise and believes only time will reveal the answer

But I had to fuckin leave cause she was deader then a doornail
ABK ultimately leaves Dorothy because she is dead, and unable to provide the companionship he desires

She was looking like a ??? but she was a little hotter
Madrox describes Dorothy as having a particular look, but acknowledges that she was attractive

Then the average homeless bitch with the holes in the sweatshirt
Madrox believes that Dorothy was more attractive than the typical homeless woman with torn clothing

Showing off a nipple ring scars and all
Dorothy displays her nipple ring and visible scars

But the party don't stop until she loses her bra
Madrox implies that the party will continue until Dorothy removes her bra

Panties are next to come, Oh Double F
Madrox predicts that Dorothy will remove her panties next

But her sugar ain't as tight as that hole in her neck
Madrox notes that while Dorothy's body is attractive, it has an obvious flaw, represented by the hole in her neck

She don't need respect, she just needs some dick
Madrox states that Dorothy simply desires sex, and not necessarily respect

And me and the Lotus steady in and out of that ghastly shit
Madrox and Dark Lotus frequently engage in sexual activity, including with ghosts like Dorothy

We hooked up at a block party
Blaze meets Dorothy at a block party

That's the point where I remember
Blaze recalls meeting Dorothy at the block party

Sneaking into her house to smoke a couple joints
Blaze and Dorothy go to her house to smoke marijuana

I smoked my light in there
Blaze smokes his marijuana in Dorothy's house

She was hanging by surprise
Blaze is surprised to see Dorothy hanging in her house

With her fuck me boots, giving me the fuck me eyes
Blaze notices Dorothy's suggestive clothing and behavior and believes her to be interested in sex

I took the ropes off, and bent her right over the washer
Blaze takes the ropes off of Dorothy and has sex with her bent over the washer

I took a little time cause body parts kept falling of her
Blaze has difficulty having sex with Dorothy because her body parts keep falling off

I banged her fuckin neden until her head fell off
Blaze continues to have sex with Dorothy until her head falls off

Picked it right back up so I could bust in her mouth
Blaze picks up Dorothy's head so he can ejaculate in her mouth

Baby, I'm dead but I need you
The chorus sings from the perspective of Dorothy, who is dead and seeking companionship

I'm buried right here, and I'll never leave you
Dorothy is buried and unable to leave the physical world, but still desires companionship

Doornail Dorothy was the neighborhood ghost
The chorus reiterates that Dorothy is a ghost in the neighborhood

She's deader then a doornail, looking for love
The chorus describes Dorothy as being very dead, but still seeking love and companionship