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Das EFX's wildly playful, rapid-fire stuttering -- dense with rhymes and nonsense words -- was one of the most distinctive and influential lyrical styles in early-'90s hip-hop. While the duo completely rewrote the MC rule book, they themselves were increasingly pegged as a one-dimensional novelty the longer their career progressed, despite watching elements of their style creep into countless rappers' bags of tricks. Krazy Drazyz (born Andre Weston; Teaneck, NJ) and Skoob (born Willie Hines) were both raised in Brooklyn, but didn't begin performing together until they met at Virginia State University in 1988. Removed from an active music scene, the two were free to develop their most idiosyncratic tendencies; they started making up gibberish words (anything ending in "-iggity" was a favorite) that added loads of extra syllables to their lines, and wove plenty of pop-cultural references into the tongue-twisting lyrical gymnastics that resulted. Das EFX caught their big break when they performed at a talent show judged by EPMD; though they didn't win, EPMD was impressed enough to offer them a deal, and the duo became part of the Hit Squad crew of protégés.
Signing to the East West label, Das EFX began work on their debut album, commuting between Virginia and New York and mailing tapes to EPMD (then touring the country) for guidance. Upon its release in 1992, Dead Serious caused an immediate sensation, and is still considered something of a landmark in hip-hop circles. The first single, the instantly memorable signature song "They Want EFX," was a Top 40 pop hit and a Top Ten R&B hit, and helped push sales of Dead Serious past the platinum mark. Wary of being pigeonholed by repeating themselves, the duo slowed down their lyrical flow and downplayed the surrealistic side of their interplay on the follow-up album, 1993's Straight Up Sewaside, which went gold. Around the time of 1995's disappointing Hold It Down, Das EFX found themselves caught in the middle of EPMD's ugly breakup; it led to a three-year absence from recording. By the time they returned in 1998 with Generation EFX, the group was playing more to a devoted but narrower cult audience; they have remained largely silent since. Steve Huey, All Music Guide
Mic Checka
Das EFX Lyrics
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Fliggedy-flame on, geronimo, yo
I biggedy-burn riggedy-rubber when I blabber great
I miggedy-make the Wonder Twins deactivate
It's crazy, I'm biggedy-breakin' backs and bustin' lips
I friggedy-freaked Gladys Knight and those freakin' Pips
Shrimps, I miggedy-make enough noise like Bamm-Bamm
Throw boulders from Bedrock you'll get dropped, I slam man
I riggedy-wreck it quick, aw shucks
I giddedy-got the big ducks like Daddy Warbucks or Anna
I riggedy-rocked the coca-cabana
Banana split
"Ha-too", spit, so sit
I friggedy-freak it from here to Bangladesh
I riggedy-rippin' flesh plus I get fresh like this
Swish, swiggedy-swooshed kid, you'll get it done
Scorched(?) for fun, I riggedy-rhyme like no one
I biggedy-bum riggedy-rush chiggedy-chumps, I'm savage
I shake them up and down like the Down Jones Average
I'm cocky, like Rocky, I biggedy-bangs the best
So tiggedy-tell your friend, chump, 'cause here comes Das EFX (yeah)
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (yeah, nah I'm sayin'?)
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (Krazy Drayzy on the mic)
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (now I'm in the house with book, nah I'm sayin'?)
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (that's my partner in crime, nah I'm sayin'?)
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (yo who in the bathroom?)
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (the book's about to come on now, nah I'm sayin' so put a mic check)
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (yo, Das EFX in the house)
Microphone checka, one, two, checka (yo, check it, uh)
A-higgedy-hoy there matey, um, I giggedy-gots to flow
My Saturday nights are liver than Joe Piscopo
So yo, siggedy-save the bait for Charlie Tuna
See I be the boogie banger, like Esiason's the Boomer
I'm higgedy-hots to trot, I giggedy-gots the motts
Jewels plus dreads, so toots, call me Goldilocks
I ciggedy-catch the scoop from Peter Jennings
Do a spin like the mag and I slide like Peggy Fleming
Or a smiggedy-smack a fag and yoke 'em up until he squeals
I Hawiian punched the Captain and now I'm maxing with Tenille
I piggedy-pack steel, I got a big gun
I'm freaking the track from Brooklyn, yo, 'cause Brooklyn's where I'm from
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (yeah, you know I'm sayin'?)
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (that's my man, he got the boogie bag uh? word up)
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (nah I'm sayin', my man, yeah, mic check, mic check yeah)
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (yeah, Das EFX)
(Wassup? Who wanna battle?)
(Mic check, mic check)
(Yo, in the house)
Ooh wee
Tiggedy-time to get buck wild
Call me Butterfingers, 'cause I dippedy-drop um, 'nough styles
Iggedy eeny meeny miney moe
Shiggedy-bop, bap I'll snatch a rapper by his toe
Yo, I riggedy-write my pages when I figgedy-feel the flavor
I fliggedy-fly the friendly skies, so now I be a sky pager
Le Pew, I friggedy-freaked the funka
The rough Nestle Cruncher, word to Arch Bunker
Give me the mic and I'll liggedy-light it up like Uncle Fester
Microphone checka, one, two checka, oh yes sir
I tiggedy take no shorts, I'm not the fella
I can even act, "Stella (who?), Stella (who?)"
Yo Stella, here ciggedy-comes the bum rush, mayday
No Static, I niggedy-knows more kids than um, Bebe
So higgedy-hey hey hey not Dwayne but I got props
I biggedy-bust rhymes like Slick Rick busts shots
So when I friggedy-freaks the funk, I'll be the ill funk freaka
I stiggedy-stole an apple from this bum named Bonita
So riggedy-rub-a-dub I got the lip to make ya flip
Bustin' heads with Erik Sherman and my man Parish Smith
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (ayo, yo mic check)
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (yo, Das EFX in the house nah I'm sayin'?)
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (yo)
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (yo, the Brooklyn Reverse is in the house)
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (yo, it's that time nah I'm sayin'?)
Mic, micro, microphone checka (straight out the sewer, word up)
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (do it, sewage, you knew it)
Microphone checka, one, two, checka (yeah, check it out, uh)
Ah hum
Kiggedy-kiss my grits, check the jingle
I diggedy-don't bruise but snooze like Rip Van Winkle
So twinkle, twinkle, twinkle little star
I sliggedy-slam dunk like Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Numbskull, I piggedy-pump up like Reebok Pumps
I friggedy-freak the stuff that makes a camel lose his humps, chumps
So wiggedy-where's the beef, um chief?
He figgedy-fits the mold like the gold that's on his teeth
I rocks 'em, I socks 'em, I drops 'em, ah-choo
So riggedy-ready sit down, hut one, hut two
I diggedy dot my i's, and cross my tiggedy-t's, bro
I swiggedy-swing more action than Hawaii Five-O
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (so, yo we out, you know what I'm sayin'?)
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (word up, mic check, mic check)
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (yo, yo, you hear me?)
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (oh aight, yeah, yo we out)
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (back to lab you know I'm sayin'? We out)
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (Das EFX, naughty north)
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (aight)
Microphone checka, one, two checka (mic check, bring you Krazy in the house)
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (the Bronx in the house)
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (the Bronx in the house)
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (what? yeah, out)
Microphone checka, one, two checka (yeah, mic check)
Mic, micro, microphone checka (straight from the sewer, straight from the sewer)
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (stink, stink, I stink like manure)
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (I smoke once daily)
Microphone checka, one, two checka (ch'yeah, I got more check like Alvin Ailey)
Microphone checka, one, two checka (on the mic eh, yo waddup?)
(Mic check, yo, we out, yeah)
(Aight)
The song "Mic Checka" by Das EFX is a creatively worded rap that uses a lot of exaggerated terms and made-up words to describe the rapper's skills and confidence. The opening lines set the tone for the song, with phrases like "Riggidy-raow" and "ziggidy gadzooks" creating a sense of playfulness and energy. The lyrics are full of wordplay and puns, such as "I friggedy-freaked Gladys Knight and those freakin' Pips" and "I stiggedy-stole an apple from this bum named Bonita." The chorus, "Microphone checka," repeats throughout the song, serving as a reminder that the rapper is in control.
The verses are filled with references to pop culture and rap history, with lines like "I biggedy-bum riggedy-rush chiggedy-chumps, I'm savage" and "I riggity-rocked the coca-cabana / Banana split" showcasing the rapper's knowledge and love of the genre. The word "riggedy" is used throughout the song, adding to the unique vocabulary of the lyrics. Overall, the song is a fun and energetic rap that showcases the rapper's skill and creativity.
Line by Line Meaning
Riggidy-raow, ziggidy gadzuks, here I go, so
I'm about to start rapping with energy and enthusiasm
Fliggedy-flame on, geronimo, yo
I'm about to bring the heat and excitement to my performance
I biggedy-burn riggedy-rubber when I blabber great
I rap with such intensity that it's like burning rubber on the track
I miggedy-make the Wonder Twins deactivate
I'm so powerful with my rapping that even superheroes like the Wonder Twins would be stunned
It's crazy, I'm biggedy-breakin' backs and bustin' lips
I'm causing a frenzy and overpowering my opponents with my rapping skills
I friggedy-freaked Gladys Knight and those freakin' Pips
I had an amazing performance that even impressed famous artists like Gladys Knight and her backup singers, the Pips
Shrimps, I miggedy-make enough noise like Bamm-Bamm
I create such a commotion with my rapping, similar to the noise made by Bamm-Bamm from The Flintstones
Throw boulders from Bedrock you'll get dropped, I slam man
If anyone tries to challenge me, I will knock them out with powerful lyrics just like throwing boulders
So check it
Pay attention and listen closely
I riggedy-wreck it quick, aw shucks
I quickly and skillfully destroy any competition in an impressive manner
I giddedy-got the big ducks like Daddy Warbucks or Anna
I possess wealth and success just like Daddy Warbucks from Annie or Anna from Frozen
I riggedy-rocked the coca-cabana
I had a legendary and unforgettable performance at the famous Copa Cabana night club
Banana split
I bring excitement and energy like a banana split dessert
"Ha-too", spit, so sit
I deliver powerful lyrics and rhymes, so sit back and enjoy
I friggedy-freak it from here to Bangladesh
I spread my rapping skills and influence globally, even reaching a place like Bangladesh
I riggedy-rippin' flesh plus I get fresh like this
I creatively tear through my opponents with my rapping and always bring a fresh style
Swish, swiggedy-swooshed kid, you'll get it done
I effortlessly defeat my opponents, like swishing a basketball shot, it's a done deal
Scorched(?) for fun, I riggedy-rhyme like no one
I lyrically burn and destroy my competition just for fun, and my unique style sets me apart from others
I biggedy-bum riggedy-rush chiggedy-chumps, I'm savage
I aggressively overwhelm and dominate any weak opponents, showing no mercy
I shake them up and down like the Down Jones Average
I cause chaos and uncertainty just like the fluctuations in the stock market
I'm cocky, like Rocky, I biggedy-bangs the best
I have confidence and swagger just like Rocky Balboa, and my rap skills are unmatched
So tiggedy-tell your friend, chump, 'cause here comes Das EFX (yeah)
Spread the word to your friends that Das EFX is coming and they should be ready for our incredible performance
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (yeah, nah I'm sayin'?)
I'm checking the microphone to make sure it's working properly, you know what I'm saying?
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (Krazy Drayzy on the mic)
I'm confirming that the microphone is functioning, and Krazy Drayzy is about to perform
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (now I'm in the house with book, nah I'm sayin'?)
I'm making sure the microphone is working, and now I'm here with my partner in crime, Book, you know what I'm saying?
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (that's my partner in crime, nah I'm sayin'?)
I'm confirming that the microphone is functional, and Book is my loyal partner, you know what I'm saying?
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (yo who in the bathroom?)
I'm checking if the microphone is working, and asking who is in the bathroom
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (the book's about to come on now, nah I'm sayin' so put a mic check)
I'm ensuring that the microphone is functioning properly because Book is about to perform, you know what I'm saying?
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (yo, Das EFX in the house)
I'm confirming that the microphone is working, and letting everyone know that Das EFX is here and ready to perform
Microphone checka, one, two, checka (yo, check it, uh)
I'm testing the microphone to make sure it's working properly, check it out
A-higgedy-hoy there matey, um, I giggedy-gots to flow
I'm greeting everyone with enthusiasm and expressing my need to start rapping
My Saturday nights are liver than Joe Piscopo
My Saturday nights are more exciting and lively than even Joe Piscopo, a popular comedian
So yo, siggedy-save the bait for Charlie Tuna
Don't waste your tricks or gimmicks on me, save them for someone less experienced
See I be the boogie banger, like Esiason's the Boomer
I'm the ultimate party starter, just like how Boomer Esiason is a renowned quarterback
I'm higgedy-hots to trot, I giggedy-gots the motts
I'm ready and eager to perform, I have the confidence to back it up
Jewels plus dreads, so toots, call me Goldilocks
I wear both jewelry and have dreadlocks, so you can call me Goldilocks as an expression of my unique style
I ciggedy-catch the scoop from Peter Jennings
I'm well-informed and up-to-date on the latest news, just like Peter Jennings, a famous news anchor
Do a spin like the mag and I slide like Peggy Fleming
I perform smooth, elegant moves just like a magazine spin or Peggy Fleming, a renowned figure skater
Or a smiggedy-smack a fag and yoke 'em up until he squeals
I would fiercely confront and intimidate someone, making them give in or confess
I Hawaiian punched the Captain and now I'm maxing with Tenille
I delivered a powerful punch just like Captain James Cook, and now I'm relaxing with my partner, Tenille
I piggedy-pack steel, I got a big gun
I carry a dangerous weapon, a big gun, for my protection
I'm freaking the track from Brooklyn, yo, 'cause Brooklyn's where I'm from
I'm dominating and impressing everyone on the track, representing my hometown of Brooklyn
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (yeah, you know I'm sayin'?)
I'm ensuring that the microphone is functional, and expressing my confidence in what I'm saying
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (that's my man, he got the boogie bag uh? word up)
I'm confirming that the microphone is working properly, and acknowledging my friend who always brings the party vibes
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (nah I'm sayin', my man, yeah, mic check, mic check yeah)
I'm making sure the microphone is working, and showing respect to my friend while confirming the sound quality
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (yeah, Das EFX)
I'm confirming that the microphone is functional, and proudly proclaiming that it's Das EFX, our time to shine
Kiggedy-kiss my grits, check the jingle
Pay attention and listen closely, check out my catchy and memorable lyrics
I diggedy-don't bruise but snooze like Rip Van Winkle
I don't get easily hurt or affected, I'm tough and can sleep through anything like Rip Van Winkle
So twinkle, twinkle, twinkle little star
I'm shining brightly and attracting attention, just like a little star in the sky
I sliggedy-slam dunk like Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
I perform impressive dunks just like the legendary basketball player Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Numbskull, I piggedy-pump up like Reebok Pumps
Even though people might call me foolish, I confidently boost my energy and skills like Reebok Pumps sneakers
I friggedy-freak the stuff that makes a camel lose his humps, chumps
I perform incredible and mind-blowing tricks that leave even the most composed individuals amazed
So wiggedy-where's the beef, um chief?
I'm demanding to know where the challenge or competition is, addressing the authoritative figure
He figgedy-fits the mold like the gold that's on his teeth
He perfectly embodies the stereotype or expectation that comes with the wealth and value of gold teeth
I rocks 'em, I socks 'em, I drops 'em, ah-choo
I defeat and knock out my opponents effortlessly, like a sneeze
So riggedy-ready sit down, hut one, hut two
I'm prepared and commanding everyone to take a seat and listen as I take control, just like in a football game
I diggedy dot my i's, and cross my tiggedy-t's, bro
I pay attention to every detail and make sure everything is perfect and in order
I swiggedy-swing more action than Hawaii Five-O
I bring more excitement and action than even the popular TV show Hawaii Five-O
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (so, yo we out, you know what I'm sayin'?)
I'm confirming that the microphone is working properly, and announcing that we're leaving now, you know what I'm saying?
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (word up, mic check, mic check)
I'm making sure the microphone is functioning correctly, and emphasizing the importance of a successful sound check
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (yo, yo, you hear me?)
I'm ensuring that the microphone is working, and asking if everyone can hear me clearly
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (oh aight, yeah, yo we out)
I'm confirming that the microphone is functional, and expressing that we are leaving now, okay, yeah
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (back to lab you know I'm sayin'? We out)
I'm ensuring that the microphone is working, and indicating that we're going back to the studio, you know what I'm saying? We're done
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (Das EFX, naughty north)
I'm confirming that the microphone is functional, and proudly representing Das EFX, the hip-hop duo from the northern region (naughty north)
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (aight)
I'm confirming that the microphone is working properly, okay
Microphone checka, one, two checka (yo, check it out, uh)
I'm testing the microphone to ensure it's functioning correctly, urging everyone to pay attention and listen closely
Ah hum
A vocalization used to grab attention and signal the start of something
Kiggedy-kiss my grits, check the jingle
Pay attention and listen closely, check out my catchy and memorable lyrics
I diggedy-don't bruise but snooze like Rip Van Winkle
I don't get easily hurt or affected, I'm tough and can sleep through anything like Rip Van Winkle
So twinkle, twinkle, twinkle little star
I'm shining brightly and attracting attention, just like a little star in the sky
I sliggedy-slam dunk like Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
I perform impressive dunks just like the legendary basketball player Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Numbskull, I piggedy-pump up like Reebok Pumps
Even though people might call me foolish, I confidently boost my energy and skills like Reebok Pumps sneakers
I friggedy-freak the stuff that makes a camel lose his humps, chumps
I perform incredible and mind-blowing tricks that leave even the most composed individuals amazed
So wiggedy-where's the beef, um chief?
I'm demanding to know where the challenge or competition is, addressing the authoritative figure
He figgedy-fits the mold like the gold that's on his teeth
He perfectly embodies the stereotype or expectation that comes with the wealth and value of gold teeth
I rocks 'em, I socks 'em, I drops 'em, ah-choo
I defeat and knock out my opponents effortlessly, like a sneeze
So riggedy-ready sit down, hut one, hut two
I'm prepared and commanding everyone to take a seat and listen as I take control, just like in a football game
I diggedy dot my i's, and cross my tiggedy-t's, bro
I pay attention to every detail and make sure everything is perfect and in order
I swiggedy-swing more action than Hawaii Five-O
I bring more excitement and action than even the popular TV show Hawaii Five-O
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (so, yo we out, you know what I'm sayin'?)
I'm confirming that the microphone is working properly, and announcing that we're leaving now, you know what I'm saying?
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (word up, mic check, mic check)
I'm making sure the microphone is functioning correctly, and emphasizing the importance of a successful sound check
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (yo, yo, you hear me?)
I'm ensuring that the microphone is working, and asking if everyone can hear me clearly
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (oh aight, yeah, yo we out)
I'm confirming that the microphone is functional, and expressing that we are leaving now, okay, yeah
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (back to lab you know I'm sayin'? We out)
I'm ensuring that the microphone is working, and indicating that we're going back to the studio, you know what I'm saying? We're done
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (Das EFX, naughty north)
I'm confirming that the microphone is functional, and proudly representing Das EFX, the hip-hop duo from the northern region (naughty north)
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (aight)
I'm confirming that the microphone is working properly, okay
Microphone checka, one, two checka (yo, check it out, uh)
I'm testing the microphone to ensure it's functioning correctly, urging everyone to pay attention and listen closely
Mic, micro, microphone checka (straight from the sewer, word up)
I'm confirming that the microphone is working, and pointing out that we come from humble beginnings, straight from the streets
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (do it, sewage, you knew it)
I'm ensuring that the microphone is functional, and encouraging us to continue our performance with confidence
Microphone checka, one, two, checka (yeah, check it out, uh)
I'm testing the microphone to make sure it's working properly, urging everyone to pay attention and listen closely
(Wassup? Who wanna battle?)
What's up? Who wants to compete or challenge us in a rap battle?
(Mic check, mic check)
I'm performing a quick test to ensure the microphone is functioning properly
(Yo, in the house)
I'm acknowledging that we are present and ready to perform
Ooh wee
An expression of excitement or enthusiasm
Tiggedy-time to get buck wild
It's time to get crazy and go all out
Call me Butterfingers, 'cause I dippedy-drop um, 'nough styles
You can call me Butterfingers because I have so many different styles and flows that it's almost impossible to keep up
Iggedy eeny meeny miney moe
I'm selecting randomly or unpredictably, using the eeny meeny miney moe rhyme
Shiggedy-bop, bap I'll snatch a rapper by his toe
I will grab hold of and defeat any rapper who underestimates or challenges me
Yo, I riggedy-write my pages when I figgedy-feel the flavor
I write my lyrics when I feel inspired and motivated by the essence of the music
I fliggedy-fly the friendly skies, so now I be a sky pager
I travel on airplanes frequently, so now I consider myself like a frequent flyer
Le Pew, I friggedy-freaked the funka
Just like a skunk, I emit a funky and powerful essence that captivates and entices the audience
The rough Nestle Cruncher, word to Arch Bunker
I'm like a tough, crunchy Nestle Crunch chocolate bar, paying homage to legendary boxer Archie Moore
Give me the mic and I'll liggedy-light it up like Uncle Fester
If you give me the microphone, I will ignite it and deliver an electrifying performance, just like Uncle Fester from The Addams Family
Microphone checka, one, two checka, oh yes sir
I'm confirming that the microphone is functional, asserting my authority and readiness to perform
I tiggedy take no shorts, I'm not the fella
I don't tolerate disrespect or nonsense, I'm not the type to be taken advantage of
I can even act, "Stella (who?), Stella (who?)"
I'm skilled in many areas, I can even act, referencing the famous line from the play A Streetcar Named Desire
Yo Stella, here ciggedy-comes the bum rush, mayday
Hey Stella, get ready for an aggressive and overpowering attack, be prepared for chaos
No Static, I niggedy-knows more kids than um, Bebe
I don't encounter any conflicts or problems, and I know more people and have more influence than Bebe, a famous R&B singer
So higgedy-hey hey hey not Dwayne but I got props
Hey hey hey, I deserve recognition and respect, just like Dwayne, referring to a famous person with that name
I biggedy-bust rhymes like Slick Rick busts shots
I deliver powerful and impressive rhymes, just as Slick Rick, a notable rapper, delivers potent lines
So when I friggedy-freaks the funk, I'll be the ill funk freaka
When I perform and bring the funk, I will do it in a unique and impressive way
I stiggedy-stole an apple from this bum named Bonita
I metaphorically stole attention or dominance from someone, like taking an apple from Bonita, a made-up character
So riggedy-rub-a-dub I got the lip to make ya flip
I have the ability with my words to make people react or respond strongly
Bustin' heads with Erik Sherman and my man Parish Smith
I collaborate with Erik Sherman and Parish Smith, and together we dominate and make a powerful impact in the industry
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (yeah, you know I'm sayin'?)
I'm confirming that the microphone is working properly, and expressing my confidence in what I'm saying
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (that's my man, he got the boogie bag uh? word up)
I'm confirming that the microphone is working properly, and acknowledging my friend who always brings the party vibes
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (nah I'm sayin', my man, yeah, mic check, mic check yeah)
I'm making sure the microphone is working, and showing respect to my friend while confirming the sound quality
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (yeah, Das EFX)
I'm confirming that the microphone is functional, and proudly proclaiming that it's Das EFX, our time to shine
(Mic check, mic check)
I'm performing a quick test to ensure the microphone is functioning properly
(Yo, in the house)
I'm acknowledging that we are present and ready to perform
Ooh wee
An expression of excitement or enthusiasm
Tiggedy-time to get buck wild
It's time to get crazy and go all out
Call me Butterfingers, 'cause I dippedy-drop um, 'nough styles
You can call me Butterfingers because I have so many different styles and flows that it's almost impossible to keep up
Iggedy eeny meeny miney moe
I'm selecting randomly or unpredictably, using the eeny meeny miney moe rhyme
Shiggedy-bop, bap I'll snatch a rapper by his toe
I will grab hold of and defeat any rapper who underestimates or challenges me
Yo, I riggedy-write my pages when I figgedy-feel the flavor
I write my lyrics when I feel inspired and motivated by the essence of the music
I fliggedy-fly the friendly skies, so now I be a sky pager
I travel on airplanes frequently, so now I consider myself like a frequent flyer
Le Pew, I friggedy-freaked the funka
Just like a skunk, I emit a funky and powerful essence that captivates and entices the audience
The rough Nestle Cruncher, word to Arch Bunker
I'm like a tough, crunchy Nestle Crunch chocolate bar, paying homage to legendary boxer Archie Moore
Give me the mic and I'll liggedy-light it up like Uncle Fester
If you give me the microphone, I will ignite it and deliver an electrifying performance, just like Uncle Fester from The Addams Family
Microphone checka, one, two checka, oh yes sir
I'm confirming that the microphone is functional, asserting my authority and readiness to perform
I tiggedy take no shorts, I'm not the fella
I don't tolerate disrespect or nonsense, I'm not the type to be taken advantage of
I can even act, "Stella (who?), Stella (who?)"
I'm skilled in many areas, I can even act, referencing the famous line from the play A Streetcar Named Desire
Yo Stella, here ciggedy-comes the bum rush, mayday
Hey Stella, get ready for an aggressive and overpowering attack, be prepared for chaos
No Static, I niggedy-knows more kids than um, Bebe
I don't encounter any conflicts or problems, and I know more people and have more influence than Bebe, a famous R&B singer
So higgedy-hey hey hey not Dwayne but I got props
Hey hey hey, I deserve recognition and respect, just like Dwayne, referring to a famous person with that name
I biggedy-bust rhymes like Slick Rick busts shots
I deliver powerful and impressive rhymes, just as Slick Rick, a notable rapper, delivers potent lines
So when I friggedy-freaks the funk, I'll be the ill funk freaka
When I perform and bring the funk, I will do it in a unique and impressive way
I stiggedy-stole an apple from this bum named Bonita
I metaphorically stole attention or dominance from someone, like taking an apple from Bonita, a made-up character
So riggedy-rub-a-dub I got the lip to make ya flip
I have the ability with my words to make people react or respond strongly
Bustin' heads with Erik Sherman and my man Parish Smith
I collaborate with Erik Sherman and Parish Smith, and together we dominate and make a powerful impact in the industry
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (yeah, you know I'm sayin'?)
I'm confirming that the microphone is working properly, and expressing my confidence in what I'm saying
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (that's my man, he got the boogie bag uh? word up)
I'm confirming that the microphone is working properly, and acknowledging my friend who always brings the party vibes
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (nah I'm sayin', my man, yeah, mic check, mic check yeah)
I'm making sure the microphone is working, and showing respect to my friend while confirming the sound quality
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (yeah, Das EFX)
I'm confirming that the microphone is functional, and proudly proclaiming that it's Das EFX, our time to shine
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (yo who in the bathroom?)
I'm checking if the microphone is working, and asking who is in the bathroom
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (the book's about to come on now, nah I'm sayin' so put a mic check)
I'm ensuring that the microphone is functioning properly because Book is about to perform, you know what I'm saying?
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (yo, Das EFX in the house)
I'm confirming that the microphone is working, and letting everyone know that Das EFX is here and ready to perform
Microphone checka, one, two checka (yo, check it, uh)
I'm testing the microphone to make sure it's working properly, check it out
A-higgedy-hoy there matey, um, I giggedy-gots to flow
I'm greeting everyone with enthusiasm and expressing my need to start rapping
My Saturday nights are liver than Joe Piscopo
My Saturday nights are more exciting and lively than even Joe Piscopo, a popular comedian
So yo, siggedy-save the bait for Charlie Tuna
Don't waste your tricks or gimmicks on me, save them for someone less experienced
See I be the boogie banger, like Esiason's the Boomer
I'm the ultimate party starter, just like how Boomer Esiason is a renowned quarterback
I'm higgedy-hots to trot, I giggedy-gots the motts
I'm ready and eager to perform, I have the confidence to back it up
Jewels plus dreads, so toots, call me Goldilocks
I wear both jewelry and have dreadlocks, so you can call me Goldilocks as an expression of my unique style
I ciggedy-catch the scoop from Peter Jennings
I'm well-informed and up-to-date on the latest news, just like Peter Jennings, a famous news anchor
Do a spin like the mag and I slide like Peggy Fleming
I perform smooth, elegant moves just like a magazine spin or Peggy Fleming, a renowned figure skater
Or a smiggedy-smack a fag and yoke 'em up until he squeals
I would fiercely confront and intimidate someone, making them give in or confess
I Hawaiian punched the Captain and now I'm maxing with Tenille
I delivered a powerful punch just like Captain James Cook, and now I'm relaxing with my partner, Tenille
I piggedy-pack steel, I got a big gun
I carry a dangerous weapon, a big gun, for my protection
I'm freaking the track from Brooklyn, yo, 'cause Brooklyn's where I'm from
I'm dominating and impressing everyone on the track, representing my hometown of Brooklyn
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (yeah, you know I'm sayin'?)
I'm confirming that the microphone is working properly, and expressing my confidence in what I'm saying
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (that's my man, he got the boogie bag uh? word up)
I'm confirming that the microphone is working properly, and acknowledging my friend who always brings the party vibes
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (nah I'm sayin', my man, yeah, mic check, mic check yeah)
I'm making sure the microphone is working, and showing respect to my friend while confirming the sound quality
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (yeah, Das EFX)
I'm confirming that the microphone is functional, and proudly proclaiming that it's Das EFX, our time to shine
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (yo, who in the bathroom?)
I'm making sure the microphone is working, and asking who is in the bathroom
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (the book's about to come on now, nah I'm sayin' so put a mic check)
I'm ensuring that the microphone is functioning properly because Book is about to perform, you know what I'm saying?
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (yo, Das EFX in the house)
I'm confirming that the microphone is working, and letting everyone know that Das EFX is here and ready to perform
Microphone checka, one, two checka (yo, check it, uh)
I'm testing the microphone to make sure it's working properly, check it out
Ah hum
A vocalization used to grab attention and signal the start of something
Kiggedy-kiss my grits, check the jingle
Pay attention and listen closely, check out my catchy and memorable lyrics
I diggedy-don't bruise but snooze like Rip Van Winkle
I don't get easily hurt or affected, I'm tough and can sleep through anything like Rip Van Winkle
So twinkle, twinkle, twinkle little star
I'm shining brightly and attracting attention, just like a little star in the sky
I sliggedy-slam dunk like Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
I perform impressive dunks just like the legendary basketball player Kareem Abdul-Jabbar
Numbskull, I piggedy-pump up like Reebok Pumps
Even though people might call me foolish, I confidently boost my energy and skills like Reebok Pumps sneakers
I friggedy-freak the stuff that makes a camel lose his humps, chumps
I perform incredible and mind-blowing tricks that leave even the most composed individuals amazed
So wiggedy-where's the beef, um chief?
I'm demanding to know where the challenge or competition is, addressing the authoritative figure
He figgedy-fits the mold like the gold that's on his teeth
He perfectly embodies the stereotype or expectation that comes with the wealth and value of gold teeth
I rocks 'em, I socks 'em, I drops 'em, ah-choo
I defeat and knock out my opponents effortlessly, like a sneeze
So riggedy-ready sit down, hut one, hut two
I'm prepared and commanding everyone to take a seat and listen as I take control, just like in a football game
I diggedy dot my i's, and cross my tiggedy-t's, bro
I pay attention to every detail and make sure everything is perfect and in order
I swiggedy-swing more action than Hawaii Five-O
I bring more excitement and action than even the popular TV show Hawaii Five-O
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (so, yo we out, you know what I'm sayin'?)
I'm confirming that the microphone is working properly, and announcing that we're leaving now, you know what I'm saying?
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (word up, mic check, mic check)
I'm making sure the microphone is functioning correctly, and emphasizing the importance of a successful sound check
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (yo, yo, you hear me?)
I'm ensuring that the microphone is working, and asking if everyone can hear me clearly
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (oh aight, yeah, yo we out)
I'm confirming that the microphone is functional, and expressing that we are leaving now, okay, yeah
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (back to lab you know I'm sayin'? We out)
I'm ensuring that the microphone is working, and indicating that we're going back to the studio, you know what I'm saying? We're done
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (Das EFX, naughty north)
I'm confirming that the microphone is functional, and proudly representing Das EFX, the hip-hop duo from the northern region (naughty north)
Microphone checka, micro, microphone checka (aight)
I'm confirming that the microphone is working properly, okay
Microphone checka, one, two checka (yo, check it out, uh)
I'm testing the microphone to ensure it's functioning correctly, urging everyone to pay attention and listen closely
Lyrics © BMG Rights Management, Sony/ATV Music Publishing LLC, Kobalt Music Publishing Ltd., Warner Chappell Music, Inc.
Written by: Christopher Allen Charity, Willie D Hines, Derek Francisco Lynch, Lowman Pauling, Andre G Weston
Lyrics Licensed & Provided by LyricFind
@spitflamez
I can't believe people in the comments call this gibberish?!?! It is not, they are lyrically taking bits and pieces of Pop culture from the 70s and 80s and making it into a song about themselves, taking bits of shows and commercials like Sampling but with words from old TV. GENIUS
@Freewarrior2
Yeah. If people read the lyrics that they provide here, you can tell they're not speaking gibberish. I'm picking up on stuff now that I didn't get when this was first released. A lot of it goes over people's heads.
@mollistan
@@Freewarrior2 If you're old enough you don't need to read the lyrics. lol
@Freewarrior2
@Molly M. when they came out I was only 14 years old. Many of the references you may understand, but there are some that, as you grow older, there are other you pick up on.
Most people hear the pop culture references, but in the middle of that they're throwing bars, left and right. That's why having the lyrics on hand are useful, especially regarding their style of rap. It's similar to Twista.
@wrighthandyman
Theses brothers brought a whole new feel to hip hop when they came out. They were what we called DOPE back then
@Curlyoutube
This is beautiful 😍
@drphot6050
Das Efx deserves more credit for their contribution to Hip-Hop!
@keonekalahiki3930
I totally agree!!!🤙
@darind1nonly
Figgity Fax!!!!!
@TrevorHamberger
You dont say? They fronted a billi of whack