The Nice Kitty Song
Dave Days Lyrics

I got this little kitty about 10 years ago.
I became the owner of a small kitten around a decade ago.

I guess he's not so little, he's kind of old and slow.
The kitten is now old and not as sprightly as it once was.

I wouldn't call him a ninja, now way no how.
Despite some cats being known as 'ninja cats,' he does not resemble one in any way.

If anything I'd say he looks like a cow.
If I had to compare him to an animal, a cow would probably be the closest match.

My kitty's so nice he'd never bite my hand.
My feline is very friendly and would never harm me on purpose.

He never gets in trouble if he did he'd get SLAMMED.
He rarely causes any problems, but if he did, he would be immediately reprimanded.

But there was this one time when he accidentally bit me
Although he is usually harmless, there was one time when he accidentally bit me.

So he rubbed his face on my face and apologized quickly.
To show his remorse, he rubbed his face against mine and apologized immediately.

If there's one thing I don't like, It's when he licks.
One thing I don't particularly enjoy is when he licks me.

But then again who can resist this.
However, his cuteness makes it difficult to resist his licking.

All he really does is just sit in his chair
Most of the time, he simply stays seated in his chair.

24/7 like he just don't care.
In fact, he does this around the clock and seems quite content with his laid-back lifestyle.

His energy lacks. He's in that chair all day. (not me!)
He has very little energy and spends practically the entire day in his chair, not like me who is more active.

He wouldn't even move if a gorilla was in the way.
He would not even budge if there was a gorilla blocking his path.

With this kitty I don't worry about a thing.
Having this cat as a pet brings me so much comfort and eliminates my worries.

He's the nicest little kitty so we call him Persia!
His friendly and gentle nature earned him the name Persia.

My little kitty doesn't fight, no he's so nice.
Persia does not have a violent bone in his body and will not engage in fights with other animals.

In the end Sparta didn't stand a chance, no!
During a past altercation between two cats, Persia emerged victorious, as even the fierce warrior cat Sparta could not overpower him.

Hey little kitty yeah your so nice, so nice.
This cat is incredibly kind and I enjoy having him as a companion.

Hey little kitty, yeah where'd you go?
I am unsure where my cat has gone off to in this moment.

Oh wait, I think I know...
Actually, I do think I know where he is now...

Without a doubt I thought that you'd be in
I had assumed he would be in a certain location without a shred of doubt.

The chair but no,
However, he is not there as expected.

It must be time for meow mix.
His absence from his chair is probably due to the fact that it is feeding time and he is waiting for his feline food.

He knows his food sucks but he'll eat it anyway.
Although he is not a fan of his particular brand of food, he will consume it nonetheless.

People food equals a tummy ache.
Human food is not good for him and will likely result in an upset stomach.

And I don't want to be the one to clean up his throw up.
I'd rather not clean up his vomit, so I make sure he only eats food that agrees with his stomach.

Plus we're over that stage he was nice enough to grow up.
He used to get ill often, but he has grown out of that stage due to his amiability and ability to take good care of himself.

And when he's gotta poo, he knows what to do,
When he needs to go to the bathroom, he knows exactly where to do his business.

"Hey Dave let me out, I'll be back in a few" (ok)
He will generally notify me when he needs to go outside and do his business, so I'm not worried about it.

Life's so great so much time to relax.
Life is really good and offers ample time to rest and recuperate.

Yeah life's so great when you've got my cat.
Having such an amazing cat to spend time with makes life all the better.