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David Allan Coe Lyrics


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Well she ordered it from a magazine
I guess for about ten bucks
And it came by special delivery
In a plain brown cardboard box
Well she opened it and inspected it
(Someone in the audience yell's "How long was it")
(David answered "Bout twelve inches long")
Well she went and dipped it in her Crisco can
And turned that sum-a-bitch on
Well she hummed and a wiggled, squirmed and giggled
Collapsed into utter pleasures

She's a Vibrator Queen
She's in love with a machine
She swears it's an American dream
AC/DC try it and you'll see
It's guaranteed to make you cream in your jeans

Well she fell in love with what she had bought
A 12 - inch wonder that the mailman had brought
But through her love she could not see,
What a terrible fate there was to be.
Well she found her answer to all of her dreams
In a battery operated sex machine
Man nor beast could take it's place
She was destined to die with a smile on her face

She's a Vibrator Queen
She's in love with a machine
She swears it's an American dream
AC/DC try it and you'll see
It's guaranteed to make you cream in your jeans

One day while she was in the bath
She decided poorly,
To do her thing in the water
She paid no mind to that caution sign
That old AC current got her
Now people say, for miles around
They can still hear that dildo a hummin
But 'at's when I realized she cant be dead
Hell! Her ass must still be cummin

She's a Vibrator Queen
She's in love with a machine
She swears it's an American dream
AC/DC try it and you'll see
It's guaranteed to make you cream in your jeans

She's a Vibrator Queen
She's in love with a machine
She swears it's an American dream




AC/DC try it and you'll see
It's guaranteed to make you cream in your jeans

Overall Meaning

The lyrics of David Allan Coe's "Vibrator Queen" describe a woman's love affair with her vibrator. The song starts off with her ordering the vibrator from a magazine for about "ten bucks" and eagerly waiting for it to come by special delivery in a plain brown cardboard box. She inspects it and then goes to dip it in her Crisco can before turning it on. The lyrics go on to describe her moaning with pleasure until she dies from electrocution caused by using the vibrator in the bathtub.


The song is meant to be humorous and satirical, poking fun at American consumer culture, sexuality, and the taboo around discussing sex in public. It also highlights how women's sexual desires have often been stigmatized or ignored. While the lyrics are crude, they aim to celebrate female sexual pleasure and freedom to pleasure oneself. The song also critiques how powerful consumer culture can be, with the vibrator becoming the woman's only source of pleasure and eventually leading to her death.


Line by Line Meaning

Well she ordered it from a magazine
She bought a vibrator from a magazine


I guess for about ten bucks
It cost around 10 dollars


And it came by special delivery
It was delivered specially


In a plain brown cardboard box
It arrived in a nondescript cardboard box


Well she opened it and inspected it
She opened it and checked it out


(Someone in the audience yell's "How long was it")
Someone in the audience asked how long it was


(David answered "Bout twelve inches long")
David answered that it was about 12 inches long


Well she went and dipped it in her Crisco can
She lubricated it with Crisco


And turned that sum-a-bitch on
She turned it on


Well she hummed and a wiggled, squirmed and giggled
She experienced pleasurable sensations


Collapsed into utter pleasures
She had an orgasm


She's a Vibrator Queen
She's obsessed with her vibrator


She's in love with a machine
She has strong feelings for her vibrator


She swears it's an American dream
She believes owning a vibrator is a symbol of American freedom


AC/DC try it and you'll see
The singer challenges AC/DC to try a vibrator


It's guaranteed to make you cream in your jeans
He claims it will cause sexual arousal


Well she fell in love with what she had bought
She became infatuated with her vibrator


A 12 - inch wonder that the mailman had brought
It was a 12-inch vibrator delivered by the mailman


But through her love she could not see,
Her attachment to the vibrator blinded her


What a terrible fate there was to be.
She was headed for doom


Well she found her answer to all of her dreams
Her vibrator was the answer to her sexual desires


In a battery operated sex machine
Her vibrator was powered by batteries


Man nor beast could take it's place
No one could replace her vibrator


She was destined to die with a smile on her face
She would die while using her vibrator


One day while she was in the bath
One day while bathing


She decided poorly,
She made a bad decision


To do her thing in the water
To use her vibrator in the bath


She paid no mind to that caution sign
She ignored the safety warning


That old AC current got her
She was electrocuted by the vibrator


Now people say, for miles around
People say


They can still hear that dildo a hummin
They hear the sound of the vibrator


But 'at's when I realized she cant be dead
The singer doesn't believe she is dead


Hell! Her ass must still be cummin
He believes she died while having an orgasm




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@oldiesbest6421

I have stage 4 cancer. this song along with a few others from the old guards are going to be played when pass away. Not looking for pitty. I had a great life. seen all kids grown and a few grandkids also.

@burtmacklin380

Hope you’re doing okay

@user-ys2qz6ji6t

@@burtmacklin380 same

@furrycircuitry2378

God speed

@zenith7949

Rest in peace man ❤️

@Moon-it8ij

Hope you're doing ok

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@granddaddykush5532

Coe they'll sadly never put you in the country music hall of fame, but you're definitely in mine!

@robertmccarthy3731

He's right. It is the perfect country and western song. A song that everyone can sing along with in the bar.

@jamesdavis9589

Who else still listening to this in 2021? True legend!!

@texastactalk542

Every day brother

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