He… Read Full Bio ↴David O'Doherty (born Dublin 1975) is an Irish stand-up comedian.
He went to school at St Michael's College, Dublin. His hobbies include cycling and frisbee. He describes his comedy as 'very low energy musical whimsy' (or 'VLEMWy') . He is the younger brother of comedian and actor Mark Doherty. He was nominated for an if.comeddie award in 2006 for his Edinburgh show, 'David O'Doherty Is My Name'. His new CD, Giggle Me Timbers (Jokes Ahoy!), was released 21/12/2006 on Trust Me I'm A Thief Records.
Florence Falls
David O'Doherty Lyrics
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As my key went in the door
I'd call your name, you'd start to growl
And move menacingly across the floor
And as you'd thundered down the stairs
Snarling angrily
I'd wonder why I liked you so much
And you always hated me
In the summer we'd go walking to the beach or to the park
You wouldn't like the route I took
So you'd refuse to walk and bark
In the winter you'd curl up by the fire at home
I'd go off to get your chew-chew
And then you'd eat my mobile phone
The first time that you nipped me
People said you were just young
And the second time it was the heat
And the third you were only having fun (ha ha ha ha ha)
And the fourth time I actually needed Tetnus
And you got neutered at the vet
She said that it would calm you down
And then you bit me on the leg
I remember one time at Christmas
When you opened all the stuff
I put you out into the garden
And you were frurious
You cried so much at this great injustice
I had to let you back in
And then you were good for an hour
Then you licked the turkey
Now the post remains uneaten
And the bin just stays standing up
Noone barks at aeroplanes
Or occansionly shits in my bed
Oh, Florence, there was nothing good about you
I can't think of anything
But I wish that you were still at home
Hateing me again
You were a rubbish dog
But a rubbish dog is better
Than no dog
David O'Doherty's song Florence Falls is a humorous ode to a dog that the singer deeply loved and loathed at the same time. The lyrics are about the conflicting emotions that the singer felt about Florence, his dog. The verse lyrics describe the singer's experience of coming home and being greeted by Florence. She was a ferocious dog who would growl and snarl at the singer as he came in the door. The singer would wonder why he liked Florence so much because she always hated him. The chorus lyrics describe the strange and often destructive behavior of Florence. For example, when the singer would take her for a walk, she would refuse to go in the direction he wanted and would instead bark and cause a scene. At times, Florence could be loving and affectionate, but other times she was a nuisance who would eat the singer's phone or bite him.
Throughout the song, David O'Doherty uses humor to describe Florence's antics, and his lyrics are full of gentle teasing and sarcasm. He pokes fun at Florence's idiosyncrasies, but he also expresses a sense of fondness for her. Even though she was a terrible dog, he still loved her and missed her when she was gone. Overall, the song captures the complicated relationship between a pet owner and a beloved pet, highlighting the joys and frustrations of caring for an animal.
Line by Line Meaning
Your ears would prick, your tail flick
As I approached the door, you would react to the sound of my footsteps and wag your tail in anticipation
As my key went in the door
As I unlocked the door and entered the house
I'd call your name, you'd start to growl
I would call out to you, but you would respond aggressively by growling
And move menacingly across the floor
You would walk purposefully and threateningly towards me
And as you'd thundered down the stairs
You would run down the stairs as if in anger or excitement
Snarling angrily
You would make aggressive snarling sounds at me
I'd wonder why I liked you so much
I would question my feelings towards you, given your unpleasant behavior
And you always hated me
You seemed to harbor a persistent dislike for me
In the summer we'd go walking to the beach or to the park
During the warmer months, we would take walks together to outdoor locations
You wouldn't like the route I took
You had a preference for certain routes and would refuse to go a different way
So you'd refuse to walk and bark
You would display your displeasure by barking and refusing to move forward on the walk
In the winter you'd curl up by the fire at home
During the colder months, you would often lie down by the fireplace
I'd go off to get your chew-chew
I would leave the room to get a chew toy for you
And then you'd eat my mobile phone
Upon my return, I would discover that you had destroyed my mobile phone
The first time that you nipped me
The first time you bit me
People said you were just young
Others attributed your behavior to being a young dog
And the second time it was the heat
Your behavior was excused as being due to the hot weather
And the third you were only having fun (ha ha ha ha ha)
Your behavior was again excused as playful and fun
And the fourth time I actually needed Tetnus
The fourth time you bit me, it was serious enough to require a tetanus shot
And you got neutered at the vet
You were taken to the vet to have a castration operation
She said that it would calm you down
The vet suggested that neutering would help manage your aggressive behavior
And then you bit me on the leg
Despite the operation, you continued to act aggressively and bit me once again
I remember one time at Christmas
A memory of a specific Christmas comes to mind
When you opened all the stuff
You had opened all the wrapped gifts underneath the Christmas tree
I put you out into the garden
You were sent outside into the garden as a punishment for your behavior
And you were frurious
You were angry and upset at being punished
You cried so much at this great injustice
You showed your dissatisfaction through loud crying
I had to let you back in
I relented and allowed you back inside the house
And then you were good for an hour
You behaved well for a short period of time
Then you licked the turkey
You showed your mischievous side by licking the turkey in the kitchen
Now the post remains uneaten
Since you are no longer around, the post remains untouched and uneaten
And the bin just stays standing up
The bin is no longer knocked over by you rummaging through it
Noone barks at aeroplanes
Without you, there is no longer anyone barking at airplanes flying overhead
Or occansionly shits in my bed
You were known to have accidents in the house, including on my bed
Oh, Florence, there was nothing good about you
There were few redeeming qualities that could be attributed to you
I can't think of anything
I struggle to think of even one positive thing to say about you
But I wish that you were still at home
Despite everything, I still long for your presence in the house
Hateing me again
To experience the same level of dislike and hostility towards me as before
You were a rubbish dog
You were not a good or well-behaved dog
But a rubbish dog is better
Even a poorly behaved dog is still better than having no dog at all
Than no dog
Having no dog to share life with and provide companionship would be worse than having a poorly behaved one
Contributed by Christian E. Suggest a correction in the comments below.