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De-Sartre Lyrics

你呀,干点正事吧,
You, do something worthwhile,

整天到晚的啊,
Instead of loafing around all day,

你整天到晚的混得一点正型也没有,
You've been loafing around all day without achieving anything significant,

你看看人家, 开好车的买大楼房,
Look at others, driving luxury cars and buying mansions,

你看看你,你是一无所有,
And look at yourself, you have nothing,

你脚下的地在抖,你身边的水在流,
The ground beneath your feet is shaking, the water around you is flowing,

你爸爸姓崔?
Is your father's surname Cui?

你爸爸叫贱(笑声,吁..)
Your father's name is JIAN (laughs, sighs...)

2006年火了的这个人
The person who became popular in 2006

有人预计他红不过年根
Some people predicted that he wouldn't stay popular for long

年头到年尾和官司有缘分
From the beginning to the end of the year, he had a connection with lawsuits

依然红火他艺多不压身
Still popular, his talent is overflowing

床前依然明月光，
The moonlight is still shining in front of the bed,

疑似一片地上霜，
As if there is frost on the ground,

举头总得望明月，
When you look up, you must always gaze at the bright moon,

我名还叫郭德纲。
I'm still called Guo Degang.

人干点好事总想让鬼神知道,
People always want ghosts and gods to know when they do good deeds,

干点坏事总以为鬼神不知道,
But they think ghosts and gods don't know when they do bad things,

我们太让鬼为难了.
We are making it difficult for ghosts.

娱乐圈里吵吵闹闹
The entertainment industry is tumultuous

演个丫鬟要投怀送抱
To play a maid, you have to offer yourself readily

是非恩怨没有征兆
There is no sign of right or wrong, grievances or grievances

不过争得是个龙套
But the argument is just for a supporting role

娱乐圈里装着炸药
The entertainment industry is filled with explosives

今天翻脸明天报料
Today they turn against each other, tomorrow they expose each other's secrets

旧人在哭新人在笑
The old ones are crying, the newcomers are laughing

赚得还是百姓腰包
But it's the people who are still earning money

刚刚好
Just right

我名气小
I am not famous

刚刚好
Just right

我胆子小
I am not courageous

三教九流各行各业
In the three religions and the nine social classes, in all professions and industries

他的工作都对社会有意义.
His work is meaningful to society.

那怕是一个赶大车送菜的
Even if it is someone who drives a cart to deliver vegetables

驾驾驾.喔喔喔.
Drive, drive, drive. Oh oh oh.

我看着很羡慕啊,
I look at them with envy,

我想夸他两句.
I want to compliment them.

谁是我儿子?喔喔喔,哎呀,
Who is my son? Oh oh oh, oh dear,

给人民带来快乐.
Bringing happiness to the people.

(谁给谁带来了快乐)
(Who brought happiness to whom)

最起码我快乐了很多.
At least I am much happier.

谁是我孙子?
Who is my grandson?

喔喔喔哎呀喝(这位也不长记性.)
Oh oh oh oh dear (this person has a short memory too.)

谁是王八?
Who is the turtle?

(他说什么呀)他提着鞭子过来了.
(What did he say?) He is coming over with a whip.

(那是要抽你)他有不厚道的一面.
(He's going to whip you) He has a mean side.

周董and了费玉清?
Jay Chou collaborated with Fei Yuqing?

孟广美sorry了众网民
Meng Guangmei apologized to the online community

偷拍伤了阿娇的心
Spying hurt Gillian Chung's heart

张钰她睡觉睡出了名
Zhang Yu became famous for sleeping

棚菲生了一个小千金
Peng Fei gave birth to a little princess

张柏芝也跟着怀了孕
Cecilia Cheung also got pregnant

石头疯了四两拨千斤
Stone went crazy and exerted great strength

整容整到了范冰冰
Even Fan Bingbing had plastic surgery

刚刚好
Just right

我没怀孕
I'm not pregnant

刚刚好
Just right

我没拍电影
I haven't acted in a movie

遇事你别老望上看,你得望下看.
When you encounter something, don't always look up, you have to look down.

怎么望下看?
How do you look down?

比如说啊,做买卖你赔钱了,
For example, if you lose money in business,

那还有跳楼的呢,
There are people jumping off buildings,

看着他你不是很快乐吗.
Aren't you happy looking at them?

诶.没错
Yeah, you're right

你这儿生一闺女,你恨得慌,那还有没孩子的呢.
If you give birth to a daughter, you will hate yourself, but there are people who don't have children.

啊
Oh

你那失业了,那还有失身的呢.
If you are unemployed, there are people who have lost their virginity.

这没可比性啊
There's no comparison

你想,你媳妇不要你了,他也没要我啊.(笑,吁...)
You think, if your wife doesn't want you, he doesn't want me either. (laughs, sighs...)

娱记们乱点着鸳鸯
The entertainment reporters are causing chaos

钻石李baybay了李湘
Diamond Li has left Li Xiang

世界杯喊哑了黄健翔
Huang Jianxiang lost his voice during the World Cup

要选秀最好学师洋
If you want to participate in a talent show, it's best to learn from foreign teachers

宪哥主持到了中央
Xian Ge is hosting at the central station

祖德要变性穿女装
Zu De wants to undergo gender transformation and wear women's clothes

老太太死咬着赵忠祥
The old lady keeps criticizing Zhao Zhongxiang

隐私被博客全部暴光
Privacy has been completely exposed by blogs

刚刚好
Just right

我没乱讲
I didn't speak nonsense

刚刚好
Just right

我还正常
I am still normal

早上四点就得起,,出去练轻功去,
I have to get up at four in the morning to go out and practice light exercise,

刚一出去,警察过来了,嗨,喊我,我心里不亏啊,
As soon as I went out, the police came over, hey, calling me, I'm innocent in my heart,

我可没犯事啊,干嘛啊,晨练都不许嘛,
I didn't do anything wrong, why are they bothering me, can't even do morning exercises,

许!回去把裤子穿上..(笑声)
Fine! Go back and put on pants.. (laughs)

干什么也没有光着出来的),起猛了.(笑声)
You can't go out naked no matter what), I became alert. (laughs)

到底为什么我们有点厌倦
Why are we getting a bit tired in the end

到底怎样明星才能成仙
How can a star become immortal in the end

得道去西天
Attaining enlightenment and going to the Western Heaven

能不能还要脸
Can they still have dignity

刚刚好
Just right

我没疯癫
I am not crazy

刚刚好
Just right

我有于谦
I have Yu Qian

刚刚好
Just right

就快过年
The Chinese New Year is coming soon

哎,干嘛呢你,逮那个飞机拉线的.
Hey, what are you doing, catching the person pulling the plane's strings.