Jock-o-Rama
Dead Kennedys Lyrics


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You really like gorillas?
We've got just the pet for you
It's the way you're forced to act
To survive our schools

Make your whole life revolve around sports
Walk tough-don't act too smart
Be a mean machine
Then we'll let you get ahead

Jock-O-Rama-Save my soul
We're under the thumb of the Beef Patrol
The future of America is in their hands
Watch it roll over Niagara Falls
Pep rally in the holy temple
And you're forced to go
Masturbate en masse
With the favored religious cult
Cheerleaders yell-"Ra Ra Team"
From the locker room parades the prime beef
When archaeologists dig this up
They'll either laugh or cry

Jock-O-Rama-On the brain
Redneck-a-thon drivin' me insane
The future of America is in their hands
Watch it roll over Niagara Falls
Unzip that old time religion
On the almighty football field
Beer bellies of all ages
Come to watch the gladiators bleed
"Now boys, this game ain't played for fun
You're going out there to win
How d'ya win?
Get out there
And snap the other guy's knee!"

Beat 'em up! Beat 'em up!
Ra Ra Ra
Snap those spinal cords
Ha Ha Ha

The star quarterback lies injured
Unconscious on the football field
Looks like his neck's been broken
Seems to happen somewhere every year

His mom and dad clutch themselves and cry
Their favorite son will never walk again
Coach says, "That boy gave a hundred percent
What spirit
What a man"

But who cares?
Games over-Let's go get wasted man
To the 7-11, to the liquor store
Let's party all night and party some more

Another Trans-Am
Wrapped itself around a telephone pole
"I ain't drunk, officer
I just fell gettin' out of my car"

Don't worry about it, son
We were that way when we were young
You've got all the skills
To make a damn good businessman

Jock-O-Rama-that's the law
Come lick the butts of the Beef Patrol




If the future of America is handed to them
Watch it roll over Niagara Falls

Overall Meaning

The Dead Kennedys' song "Jock-O-Rama" is a scathing critique of American jock culture and the ways in which it robs young people of their individuality and intellectual curiosity. The song opens with the sarcastic question, "You really like gorillas? We've got just the pet for you," which sets the tone for the rest of the lyrics. The next stanza suggests that young people are taught to prioritize sports over everything else and to walk tough and not act too smart. In return, they are promised success and advancement. The chorus, "Jock-O-Rama-Save my soul, We're under the thumb of the Beef Patrol," highlights the absurdity of this culture and the ways in which it dominates American life. The lyrics go on to describe pep rallies, religious cults, and the glorification of violence and injury on the football field. Finally, the song ends with a critique of American business culture and the idea that jock culture produces young people who are skilled only at pleasing their superiors and making money.


Line by Line Meaning

You really like gorillas?
Do you enjoy acts of aggression?


We've got just the pet for you
We have an environment in which you can thrive


It's the way you're forced to act
It is the manner in which you are obligated to behave


To survive our schools
In order to successfully navigate our academic institutions


Make your whole life revolve around sports
Devote everything, even your existence, to athletics


Walk tough-don't act too smart
Project an air of physical intimidation while avoiding any display of intelligence


Be a mean machine
Act as an unfeeling and brutal cog in the sports machine


Then we'll let you get ahead
By doing so, you will be granted privilege


Jock-O-Rama-Save my soul
Sports culture is consuming me


We're under the thumb of the Beef Patrol
We are dominated by aggressive athletic types


The future of America is in their hands
The fate of our nation is tied to their actions


Watch it roll over Niagara Falls
The future, despite inescapable danger, is looming


Pep rally in the holy temple
We worship sports culture to a religious extent


And you're forced to go
We are required to participate in the spectacle


Masturbate en masse
Engage in a group act of self-indulgence


With the favored religious cult
We take part in a ritualized activity that is celebrated and revered


Cheerleaders yell-'Ra Ra Team'
Supporters scream generic exclamations of group approval


From the locker room parades the prime beef
The most physically endowed athletes strut their stuff


When archaeologists dig this up
In the future, when this is examined


They'll either laugh or cry
It will be seen as either humorous or tragic


Jock-O-Rama-On the brain
Sports culture is a fixation and obsession


Redneck-a-thon drivin' me insane
The celebration of aggression and violence is maddening


Unzip that old time religion
Engage in dogmatic and traditional displays of worship


On the almighty football field
Within the sanctity of the sports temple


Beer bellies of all ages
All ages participate in the hedonistic revelry


Come to watch the gladiators bleed
We eagerly observe violence against the competitors


"Now boys, this game ain't played for fun
The violent nature of sports is emphasized by authority figures


You're going out there to win
Victory is the sole goal


How d'ya win?
What is the way to achieve victory?


Get out there
Enter the field of battle


And snap the other guy's knee!"
Deliberately cause harm to an opponent in order to gain an advantage


Beat 'em up! Beat 'em up!
Inflict physical harm on the opposition


Ra Ra Ra
Mindlessly express approval of one's own side


Snap those spinal cords
Bring physical harm to the opposition, even if it results in permanent injury


Ha Ha Ha
Revel in the suffering of others


The star quarterback lies injured
The most important player is seriously harmed


Unconscious on the football field
It happened in the sacred space


Looks like his neck's been broken
The severity of injury is apparent


Seems to happen somewhere every year
This is not an isolated incident


His mom and dad clutch themselves and cry
The human cost of violent sports is high


Their favorite son will never walk again
The impact of the injury is life-altering


Coach says, "That boy gave a hundred percent
The intense commitment to victory is emphasized even after catastrophe


What spirit
What dedication


What a man"
What strength


But who cares?
Despite the devastation, there is no real consequence


Games over-Let's go get wasted man
The violence and danger of sports is not enough, we must indulge in self-destructive behaviors as well


To the 7-11, to the liquor store
The route to a reckless existence


Let's party all night and party some more
The obsession with hedonism persists


Another Trans-Am
Another material possession to hold up as a status symbol


Wrapped itself around a telephone pole
Another instance of a damaged body and damaged property


"I ain't drunk, officer
Denial of personal responsibility


I just fell gettin' out of my car"
Blaming a simple accident for irresponsibility


Don't worry about it, son
There will be no real repercussions


We were that way when we were young
Our cultural obsession with recklessness was instilled in us at a young age


You've got all the skills
Despite your flaws, you are capable of great things


To make a damn good businessman
Your ability to profit from the chaos is what truly matters


Jock-O-Rama-that's the law
The culture of violence and destruction is unavoidable


Come lick the butts of the Beef Patrol
Join the ranks of those in power through violent means


If the future of America is handed to them
If those in power continue to control the future


Watch it roll over Niagara Falls
We are willingly leading ourselves to our destruction




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Written by: JELLO BIAFRA

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