The Fez
Dead Milkmen Lyrics


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Hello Colin, it's the Fez

Who has angered the volcano god?
Who has angered the volcano god?
Who has angered the volcano god?
Who has angered the volcano god?
You have angered the volcano god
I'd like to help you, son, but you smell like a goat
(Ha, ha, ha, ha)

Chonga, the goat-boy's in the village again
Chonga, the goat-boy's in the village again
He's frightening the women and he's raping the men because
Chonga, the goat-boy's in the village again

Excuse me while I puke and die
(Ha, ha, ha, ha)

Oh, he pisses me off, huh? You know what
What really gets me mad in this life?
The goddamn periodic table of elements
They've got 109 or so naturally occurring elements

Then they've got 10 or 11 of these
Non-naturally occurring man-made elements
They give them names like Einsteinium
Californium and Nobelium

And what I want to know is
If they're man made
Then how the hell can they be elements, huh?

Know what's bothering my mind?

There's a time for taking
And a time for giving
But ripping off the Butthole Surfers




Is how we make our living
(Ha, ha, ha, ha)

Overall Meaning

The Dead Milkmen's song "The Fez" is a classic example of the band's humorous and irreverent approach to punk rock. The song begins with the singer addressing a person named Colin, asking them who has angered the volcano god. This question is repeated several times before the punchline is delivered - it turns out that Colin himself is the one who has angered the volcano god.


Despite this ominous threat, the tone of the song remains lighthearted and absurd, with the singer joking that he would like to help Colin but he smells like a goat. This segues into a chorus about Chonga, the goat-boy who is apparently terrorizing the village by frightening women and raping men. The humor in this section is obviously offensive and crude, but it is presented in such an over-the-top manner that it is difficult to take seriously.


Line by Line Meaning

Hello Colin, it's the Fez
Greeting Colin, I'm the Fez


Who has angered the volcano god?
Who did something to upset the volcano god?


You have angered the volcano god
You are the one who upset the volcano god


I'd like to help you, son, but you smell like a goat (Ha, ha, ha, ha)
I want to help you, but you smell terrible like a goat


Chonga, the goat-boy's in the village again
Chonga, the boy with goat-like features is in the village again


He's frightening the women and he's raping the men because Chonga, the goat-boy's in the village again
He's scaring the women and assaulting the men because of his goat-like appearance, Chonga is in the village again


Excuse me while I puke and die (Ha, ha, ha, ha)
I'm so sickened, let me vomit and die


Oh, he pisses me off, huh? You know what What really gets me mad in this life? The goddamn periodic table of elements They've got 109 or so naturally occurring elements
What really annoys me is the periodic table of elements with over 109 natural ones


Then they've got 10 or 11 of these Non-naturally occurring man-made elements They give them names like Einsteinium Californium and Nobelium And what I want to know is If they're man made Then how the hell can they be elements, huh?
They also have a few man-made elements, which are named based on scientists, states or nobel prize. If these elements are artificially made, how can they be elements?


There's a time for taking And a time for giving But ripping off the Butthole Surfers Is how we make our living (Ha, ha, ha, ha)
There's a time for receiving and giving, but we earn money by copying Butthole Surfers' work




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Written by: GENARO, LINDERMAN, SABATINO, SCHULTHISE

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Comments from YouTube:

Chris Nemec

Ah, this one takes me back... I've seen them live no less than six times when Dave was alive. I remember watching Rodney and Dave beat the Ween brothers at foosball... RIP Dave.

Bret Walker

Still one of my favorite Milkmen songs

SweetSweetWaldo

'Scuse me while I puke and die! HA-HA-HA-HA! I used to chant these lines over and over again, thought it was the funniest thing in the world!

everybodylovesducksauce

still is!

DRAGONMAYA

It's about time someone uploaded this. The Fez is like the epitome of my pre-pubescent nastalgias. Thanx Herb; now someone just needs to upload 2 feet off the ground!

Pipeboy

the goddamn periodic table of the elements lol

Dee Priser

It's our end of the year episode and what better way to say goodbye to 2015 than with the legendary Joe Genaro AKA Joe Jack Talcum from the iconic punk band The Dead Milkmen. This episode we talk about the bands 30 plus year career, the state of punk and politics today and how social media has impacted underground DIY music.

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Ipnorospo Trentotto

Once there was a great live version.

Vanessa Thai

THE DEAD MILKMEN!!! WOOOOOOOOOO

Collin Powell

Love the intro as it's my name and I'd love to help you son but you smell like a goat. Ha ha ha.

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