Machine
Dead Obies Lyrics

Carte de punch
A timecard used for punching in and out of work shifts

Permis d'pêche
A fishing license required for legal fishing

Carte de membre
A membership card for accessing facilities or services

Numéro d'assurance
An identification number used for access to social services

Carte Opus
A rechargeable public transit card used in the province of Quebec

Acte naissance
A legal document that proves a person's birth

Empreinte digitale
A fingerprint used for identification purposes

Bail de loft
A rental agreement for a loft-style apartment

Plaque de char
A license plate used for identifying a vehicle

Test d'urine su'a chip de ta Mastercard
A drug test that can be paid for using a Mastercard credit card

Kick that flow, cut, pogne un exacto, chum!
Start rapping with a sharp flow and precise cuts like a surgeon, buddy!

Y'en aura pas d'break! Clock goes: "Tic-Tac!"
There won't be any breaks, keep working until the clock stops ticking!

Dîne au Big Mac, post-diggidy-rap
Eat a Big Mac and then make some dope music

Dans l'back d'la shop, boy, gotta get that dough!
In the back of the store, dude, we have to make money!

Être busy, tête baissée, day pressé, break stressé
Being busy, with your head down, stressed from a busy day, needing a break

Make ka-ching! Think business, 15 minutes, 15 pépites
Make money! Think business, 15 minutes, 15 nuggets of gold (opportunities)

Être princier, fake ce shit, train ticket, 5 et quelques
Live like a prince, fake it, buy a train ticket for five dollars and change

Rêve ce shit, paye ce shit, try ce shit, break ce shit!
Dream of this stuff, pay for this stuff, try this stuff, and then break this stuff!

C'est jammé sur le pont, bébé déguedine donc!
Traffic is jammed on the bridge, so the baby gets sick!

Dis-lui donc de get busy, de pas bugger sur une jaune
Tell him to get busy, to not hesitate on a yellow light

Pis les gars de l'usine pompent
And the guys at the factory are working hard

Si ça tourne sur le contraire des aiguilles d'une montre
If it's turning in the opposite direction of the clock's hands

Punch in, punch out, Cassius black out
Punch in for work, punch out when finished, and forget everything like a knockout

First in, last out, fashion crack house
The first to arrive and the last to leave, like a fashionable crack house

Boss, who the mac now?
Boss, who's in charge now?

24-7 still swerving the Mack round
Twenty-four-seven still driving the Mack truck around

Des machines qui volent! Des machines qui flottent!
Machines that fly! Machines that float!

Imagine des machines qu'y'imaginent d'autre machines qui votent
Imagine machines that imagine other machines that vote

Mon machin dans ta machine, ça fait deux machines qui fuck
My machine inside your machine, that's two machines that are screwed

So, j'mets un machin sur ma machine pour
So, I put a thing on my machine to

Pas qu'y'ait d'autres machines qui sortent!
Prevent other machines from coming out!

Y'en a qui font les beats pis y'en a qui les suivent
Some make the beats and some follow them

Mais le monde est petit, paraît qu'il y a pas d'quoi s'perdre
But the world is small, it seems like there's nowhere to get lost

Ton ordi est buggé, ton mind est buzzé
Your computer is bugged, your mind is buzzing

T'as des projets mais t'es pogné pis t'as pas d'pomme Z
You have plans but you're stuck and you don't have a backup plan

Sip un Cola vite fait, Michelina-pizza-frette!
Sip a quick cola and have a cold Michelina pizza!

Beurre de peanuts, pita pis ton protéine shake
Peanut butter, pita bread, and your protein shake

Shitty pâté pis l'bread
Shitty pate and bread

Pas d'légume, niet!
No vegetables, none!

Fuck un livre de recettes, t'as pas ça des fines herbes!
Fuck a cookbook, you don't need that with some fine herbs!

Ça rentre d'un bord pis ça sort de l'autre...
It goes in one end and comes out the other...

Dis-moi d'où c'qui vient ton poisson quand tu l'sors de l'eau?
Tell me where your fish comes from when you take it out of the water?

J'sais qu'la ferme au vieux MacDonald's, c'est pas l'Arche de Noé
I know that the farm at Old MacDonald's isn't Noah's Ark

Mais tsé qu'son people est en bateau si le porc se sauve...
But you know that his people are in trouble if the pig leaves...

Lunch, check, radio, check
Lunch, check, radio, check

Wanna get your money better get yo check
If you want to get paid, you better check your work

Ah shit, check yo step, momma used to tell me:
Oh shit, watch your step, my mom used to tell me:

"Boi, you ought to check yourself!"
"Boy, you need to check yourself!"

De bonne heure sur le piton, met ton casque pis ton
Early in the morning, put on your helmet and your

Masque à gaz, pis ton ass est strapped
Gas mask, and be ready for action

Caps d'acier, tab d'acide, limonade
Steel caps, acid tab, and lemonade

Pis ton 4% dans un 4 papiers
And your four-percent alcohol in 40-ounce bottles

Le vert qui paye, le vert qui pousse
The green that pays, the green that grows

Le chum qui tousse, la tête qui tourne, pis toute
The friend who coughs, the head that spins, and everything

Toi tu pèses su'é pitons pis ton boss paye Visa
You're pushing buttons and your boss is paying with Visa

T'as une paye invisible pis t'as ton pita pour ta semaine
You have an invisible paycheck and a pita for your week

Plus de pitons! Pull it back! Plu-plus de pitons!
No more buttons! Pull it back! No-no more buttons!

Des patchs, des lumières qui flash sur l'top
Patches, lights that flash on top

Qui match a'ec ton pyjama... Plu-plu-plus de pixels!
That match your pajamas... No-no-more pixels!

Pull it back! Plu-plus de pixels! Pull it back! Plu-plu-plus!
Pull it back! No-no-more pixels! Pull it back! No-no-more!

Pull it back! Pull it back!
Pull it back! Pull it back!