Love Story
Del Tha Funkee Homosapien Lyrics

Yo yo yo, check this out man
Hey there, listen up.

1 for you, 2 for me 3 for you, 15 for me 20 for you... now check it out
Talking about winning and sharing, with the last line indicating a switch of topic.

I just won 10 grand in the Galactic Rhyme Federation championship, so I'm lampin a bit
Recently won a big prize and taking it easy for a while.

I feel like returnin to Earth and burnin some herb
Wants to go back to Earth and smoke some weed.

I'm sick of lookin at the inside of space stations
Tired of being cooped up in space and wants a change of scene.

Time for Deltron to take a vacation
Deciding it's time for a break.

My expertise in aviation got us to our destination (where?) The East Bay
Skills as a pilot allowed for safe travel to a specific location, namely the East Bay.

My living quarters is completely froze solid I thaw it out with a heat ray
The living space is frozen and has to be thawed out with special equipment.

Now I'm chillin in a sauna, pulsating jet streams Peeping out in virtual reality my wet dreams
Relaxing in a sauna and enjoying some virtual reality experiences.

Perusing my 21st century classic comics, the fun is astronomic (ha ha ha) I figured since I'm here I'll renew my galactic passport So I'm not persecuted by no galactic assholes
Reading some old comic books and opting to renew a passport as a precaution, to avoid trouble with authorities.

Schemers on the ave With their holographic hat-tricks Using magnetism to pick-pocket citizens
Thieves using technology to steal from people.

Tourists walk around with memory apprehension glasses They attempt to capture The past tense
Visitors wearing glasses that record memories, hoping to capture a snapshot of the past.

Virtual junkies, burnt out and lost War veterans still trapped in the Holocaust
People addicted to virtual reality experiences and those suffering from trauma still living in the past.

Yes I know all the answers Living in my true love's arms
Feeling assured and content while in the arms of a loved one.

I'm sittin on the porch readin Cosmopolitan Peepin all these dumb hoes with enhanced collagen
Reading a magazine and observing women with artificial enhancements.

I'm calling in sick today Big mistake This resulted in a final pay check and pink slip ? Replaced by my successor cause I missed my place Knowin that the Rhyme Federation will miss my face (f**k y'all) Referred to as a big disgrace Now I'm free-lance with more risk to take
Taking a day off resulted in losing a job and being replaced, leading to self-employment with greater opportunities but more risk.

Now a rhymin merc, finding certified androids Hit a convention, signin autographs for fan-boys They admire My enhanced stanzas
Working as a mercenary rapper and attending a convention to sign autographs for fans impressed with the quality of the lyrics.

And how I dodge man-hunts And security cameras Avoided apprehension in sub-atomic dimensions And even more impressive cause of what we livin
Evading capture by law enforcement and surveillance equipment is difficult enough, but doing so in sub-atomic spaces is even more challenging and noteworthy.

A self contained environment, I suggest I'm just a minor threat I see a thing of beauty fly as heck, standing by her desk Paid her my respects, I was too scared to try to step So I deployed one of my androids with dialect Synthesized with my voice perfectly replicated Asked for her name, and was she married? "No we're separated"
Living in isolation but feeling like a minor danger, seeing a beautiful woman but not approaching her directly, instead sending an android with programmed speech to speak on his behalf and learn about her relationship status.

Baby... baby you're looking real fine... Your behind, you got 3 booty cheeks... That's kind of unique for... for a ? What say me and you hit the hot spot over at your house ? I got a few sandwiches ? eaten
Complimenting a woman's appearance, specifically her butt, and suggesting they go back to her place to eat some sandwiches.

Yo it's cool though, you got one eye ? trippin though Listen you, me and you, we gon' ?, we gon' far, go all the way to Mars Venus... we'll go to Venus if you want to Venus, Paris... ?
Not being deterred by a physical imperfection, proposing a trip to outer space, specifically Mars or Venus.

Yes I know all the answers Living in my true love's arms (2x)
Feeling enlightened and secure while in the company of a loved one, for a second time.